SOMEBODY CALL 911

Meet up was at 12 SHARP. Michelle and I were at MC at 12:16PM. No one to be seen. Spotted, KC alone. By himself. No one else, but him. Singing "Love Story". Hid from him. 12:30PM, and yet, still no one to be seen. Called KC. Tried to be conspicuous. M&M: Hey KC where are you? KC: MC clock. M&M: Come down to MC station and meet up with me and Michelle. KC: Wait, hold on, need to say bye to my friends. He lied. We knew. Played along anyway. M&M: What friends? Name at least one. KC: Err..sorry...can't...hear you...I think I'm losing reception, sorry, bye. Five seconds later. Turned around, saw KC. Also Stanleh and his hot-white-Justin Bieber-look-alike-friend, Nick Wallace. Waited for everyone else. Got bored. Asked KC some questions to pass time. Asked who he really was with before. Both knew he was alone. KC managed to fib his way out, listing a whole bunch of traditional Vietnamese names. 1:30PM, Ailan, Nini, Emjay, Peter and Leon arrived. Thanks for the wait. Stood outside MC. Leon, KC and myself played Hide and Seek. Came back to the group. Vibe was weird. Asanka was nowhere to be seen. Leon and KC bought Hungry Jacks. Peter ate chip, delicately. KC ate burger viciously. Thirsty. Bubble Cup. Lady serving resembled Janine. Tired. Sat with lonely man. Peter joined. Felt weird. Stood up. Found a table. Sat. Talked. Santa girls nowhere to be seen. Changed Peter's phone wallpaper. Whispered to Leon. Nick sipped his Boost. KC listened to iPod. Stanleh hugged Peter. Peter jizzed. Called Ailan. Group reunion. Tried to imitate Mychonny. Shot pearls from Bubble Cup. Wandered around the city streets like Asian tourists. Saw someone wearing a Superman tee. Twice. Walked to Crown. Saw magician. Took photo at LV. Arrived at Crown. Played racing car game. Expert level. Won, came first. Played Laser Wars. Gave lady $11. She gave me a weird look. Found out it costed $10. Peter, *grease* Red team: Peter, Leon and Stanleh. Blue team: Ailan, Michelle and myself. Yellow team: Unknown. Tried to make alliance with yellow team. One guy in particular, smelt like Hummus. Asanka was still nowhere to be found. Did a mini search party to find Asanka. Hummus guy seemed to know who Asanka was. Game started. Yellow kept shooting us. Ran around shooting people. Very fun. Game over. We won. Red team lost. Peter cried. Got angry. Asked for refund. Lady refused. Started a tantrum. Really awkward. Lifted the balloon. Michelle and I left. Walked to Flinders. As we were walking, the strong aroma of Hummus filled the streets of Melbourne City. We examined our surroundings to see where the smell was coming from. Abruptly, two men blindfolded us and threw us in their pedophile van. Car plate: RASA, FNG 711. Smell of Hummus was too strong. Fell unconscious. Loud conversation of men speaking Dutch woke us up. Bagpipes playing full blast. Our eardrums bursted. Wondered why on earth Germans were wearing kilts and playing bagpipes... They played an accapella of Love Story. Reminded us of KC. Caught sight of a member from the yellow team. Discovered that it was his father who kidnapped us. He attacked us with a rush of German curse words. These German tourists were narcissistic. We knew what they wanted. They thought we had it. They thought wrong. Peter was the one and only person in possession of ... the almighty Asanka babes mobile number. German: Denwa bangoo wa Asanka? M&M: We don't have it! German: Guten tag!! M&M: We don't have it! Peter has it! German: Who Peter? M&M: Asanka's beloved student from EK. German: Guten tag!! M&M: He's not here! German: Where Peter? Tell now! M&M: He's with Judii Dee! German: Where Judii Dee? M&M: Somewhere in Crown I guess... They kept yelling at us. Feeling scared. Cried. They laughed. We cried. They had a German feast. We cried. They walked their German shepherd. We cried. The basement flooded with tears and soon we witnessed the German's possessions floating around. Observed a few German feast leftovers and bagpipes floating here and there. Hummus was soggy. Germans panicked. Yelled at us. TO ALL YOU BLOG READERS! HELP US! THEY HAVE THREATENED TO ADOPT US AND NAME US HELGA AND OLGA AND THEY WILL GIVE US AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF HUMMUS, UNLESS SOMEONE GIVES THEM ASANKA'S NUMBER! PLEASE COME AND HELP US! SOMEBODY CALL 911 SHAWTY FIRE BURNING ON THE GERMAN BASEMENT! SAVE US.. GUTEN TAG!