Expensive texting.

I abosultely hate it when someone texts me only a couple of words. I don't know if people know this but a text is worth 25 cents. Four text messages equal $1. Eight text messages equal a Maccas Cheeseburger. Four hundred text messages equal a playsuit. Eight hundred messages equal a pair of Tony Biancos. It's true that we can't exchange money from our phones to buy actual things but when someone texts me a "Ok, see you there." I can't help but calculate everything. Each of those words cost 5.25 cents. Or even worse when someone says "Okay." That was 25 cents wasted. You could of added another 150 words for the same ammount. I don't know if it's just me? Probably is, but if you're gonna text me less than 10 words, then please add another 100 words about your day or even just absoulte bullshit.
But if you have unlimited texting, then fair enough, but still you could of used your unlimted texts wisely.

I'm missing Australia, minus Melbourne weather.

New Year's Eve is gonna be hot and wet for you guys.

I WANT TO MARRY THIS WOMAN RIGHT HERE.

2011.

It doesn't even feel like New Year's Eve-eve right now nor does it even feel like Christmas has passed. But 2011 is literally just around the corner and it's time for a new start. I'm cutting my hair short like Emma Watson. My mum hates the idea, but no matter what, I will cut it extremely short.

I hope you've been reading my blog! Cause otherwise I'll have to make you shuttup for literally 7 hours straight, to explain to you everything since you probably haven't been up to speed! But I hope you had a Merry Christmas! We'll catch up soon xoxoxo

I have been updated. Seems very controversial and when I come back, you must fill me in with the details as usual. And I bet you ten bucks that while you're explaining to me what's been happening, the following words will be used: Rah rah rah, Like/as fuck, full, Oh my God, man and I got this shit. HAHAHAHAHA. AM I RIGHT? OR AM I SEXY?!

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

can you recommend any korean dramas?

Of course. You must watch Baker King, Take care of that Young Lady, My Girlfriend is a Gumiho, Playful Kiss, Marry me Mary and Sungkyunkwan Scandal. I haven't seen all of them, but I've heard great reviews.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

You saaah sexy and I miss you.

I'm missing you heaps as well Allibanaz! I come back a week before school, so we better catch up then!

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Sometimes, something beautiful happens in this world.

OMGG! CUTE SHOES! I WANT THEM BUT I'M SO BROKE! :(

I hate that. Don't worry, I'm broke too but Chinese and Vietnamese New Year's is coming up so no need to worry, unless you're not Asian..

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Who do you miss more? Kalidu Wijisundara, Khoa (insert last name), Paulo Monteros or Alex Ho?

To be honest, I miss Alex most. I get lost in his eyes when he's talking to me. Too bad one of my best friends was with him at one stage and I can't go for my best friend's ex. That's wrong.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Buy this.

I have worn this twice and it doesn't really  fit me so I'm selling it. It is still in new condition.

Name: Jassi
Description: It is black patent high heel maryjane with side buckle.
Size: 5/6.
Brand: Sportsgirl.
Orignal price: It was on sale at the time at $70.
Contact me via Hotmail inbox (marykim_sweetangel@hotmail.com okay, shut up I made it in Year 5 and back then I liked angels), or however you want, with a price. Just not Facebook, I won't be on.

Money can buy happiness.

I will not be totally satisfied with my life until the day I get a pair of Louboutins with my own money. That is one of my biggest goals. It may seem stupid to some people, but to me, it would be a massive achievement. When that day comes, I will be so happy to the point I'll be baking rainbow cookies and cupcakes and giving it to random strangers. Fingers crossed it will be soon.

The Lonely Islands.

You guys are legends. I have total respect for you and your songs.

"So, do you have updog?"

And they'll be, "What's updog?"
And you'll be "Nothing, HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAH."
And they'll be like, "What?"
And you'll explain, "What's. Up. Dog."
And they'll be, "AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"
And you guys will be laughing for around 5 minutes.

Or, they'll say, "What's that?" instead of "What's updog?"
And that's when you stay silent and awkward.

Just a tip when first meeting someone or for every awkward silence, just use this line. Works all the time! Trust me..

Sometimes I wonder, what happened?!

Seriously, what the fuck happened. I don't like it. At all.

I need:

Must see Korean Dramas when back in Australia.

- Marry Me, Mary.
- Playful Kiss
- Sungkyunkwan Scandal.

thoughts on fernanda molini?

Oh Fernanda, I don't know where to start. We go way back since we were little babies. He has always been there for me when I needed someone for comfort. He makes me laugh with his sarcasm. He's one special guy. Love you Fernzy!

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Wow.

Tony Bianco.

Okay, now I'm depressed.

So like, Allison Jean Jasmin is one sexy mamma. True?

Like Oh My God, she is flaming hot. And her "boyfriend" is just wow.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Mary Kristmas.

Get it?! I've been waiting all year long just to post this. I thought of it myself. AREN'T I AMAZING?
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE AND HAPPY BOXING DAY TOMORROW.

Sexy love: Truth: wot a bitch

Sexy love: Truth: wot a bitch: "Ok yes, I've bitched about people "behind their backs". Let's see... I've bitched about you and you and you and and you and probably you too. But I can HONESTLY say there's not one thing I've said and wouldn't be able to say it face to face. Like right now if you asked me what I don't necessarily like about you, I'll tell ya straight up. I'm not out to pick flaws off people, it's just in the blood of every female. Deny all you want but its true, true? I'm feeeeeling bitccccchhhy, come at me bro. "

who is the strongest person you know

Trena, hands down. From year 7 until now, she's stuck with me whilst the others haven't and I've known her the longest at PCW. She is strong physically, as she does Taekwondo, as well as mentally and emotionally. I don't know what life would be without her. She's one sexy beast.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

"The best thing is to look natural, but it takes makeup to look natural."

- Calvin Klein.

God, I love you PCW.

For the whole time, I thought that back to school was on the 31st of Jan, 2011. I was worried that I'd have to go to school the next day I come back from Vietnam with only a night to do all my holiday homework and to adjust myself so I wouldn't get jetlagged. I just found out we start on the 4th, which is a Friday which leaves me around 4 more days to catch up on homework, catch up with friends and shop like there's no tomorrow. OH THANK GOODNESS. ALL IS GOOD.

So like guess who is like going to like Louis Vuitton later?

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHHEHEH. I ISH SHO XCITED.

This time last year.

REMEMBER ANYONE?! LOL.

Christmas is just around the corner.

While Australia has been raining, Vietnam has been decorated with lights and all sorts of random accessories for Christmas. And at night when the lgihts are on, it is simple beautiful. I wish I could share it with my friends in Australia. (WOT FWENDZ?)

I'M REALLY EXCITED. THERE'S SANTA AT EVERY CORNER. I MUST TAKE A PHOTO WITH ONE SOON.

whats dina le's blog? 8)

It's full of sexy love. Cheque !t 0uRt dina9.blogspot.com

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

omg, whats dina's blog :O ! its jessy btw (a)

Sorry for the late reply, it is dina9.blogspot.com.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

you seem to always be happy are you ever sad

I am human, of course I get sad.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

I can see my regrowths appearing.

Mmmm, attractive.

I got a fish foot massage. I had to put my feet inside this water tank and these little fish would come and bite my feet. It was gross.

Dis iz y I have grassez.

There are some amazing blogs out there that I enjoy to read, however, sometimes their font is too small, too cramped and or too light for my eye's likings. So please, just a tip, make your blogs readible for the poorly sighted like myself. Ta.

Blog titles.

I've always wondered why some people's blog titles are what the are. Well if we're on the same page, and you are wondering also, my title is from only the most beautiful singer ever, Lady Gaga. And I chose it because I like disco sticks.

To the two readers in South Korea.

MK IS SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE AND JINGLE.
SO HOW ABOUT IT?!

Pokemon just got sexier.

And so this morning I saw my brothrer watching YouTube. And I thought since when did Brandon become cool? And I laughed as I realised it was a REAL LIFE POKEMON BATTLE. AHAHAHHAHA. And I thought I had no life, but looking at this video I realised, I wasn't alone. But all in all, it was very entertaining.

So this made me cry.

you have a really flat stomach! how do you maintain it? like sit ups or anything?

I do nothing but eat only junk and I never gain weight for some reason. And I have tried to do sit-ups to get Mirander Kerr's well toned stomach, but being the lazy ass I am, I failed. LOL. Helen, you have a really pretty face. Give me tips on how?!

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

@sexydina

You changed your URL so I thought you fucking deleted your blog. Fucking Shattered. But I was just checking the blogs I followed and found your blog read all 36 posts that I haven't yet. I'm currently getting it down and dirty with the fucking Viets, and hopefully I've re-seductized your fucking dashboard.
"Excuse the swearing, I have minimum vocab." LOL, you make me laugh. I swear, you are by far the most quotable girl everr.

Time to tan.

Tomorrow, I'm going to this Waterpark place where apparently is very sunny and there isn't much shade.  TIME TO TAN LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW. Everyone else is bringing gloves and socks and everything. I'm the only cool one who embraces the beautiful sun.

GET ME ELWOOD SHIRTS SANTA!

Dearest hair,

I promise to not straighten you unless it is for a very special occasion (at the most of once a month) and I will not cut you until June. SO PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR GRATITUDE AND GROW. JUST ANOTHER TEN CENTIMETRES.




Kisses and hugs, Mk.

you seem to like those tony bianko shoes alot lol. what would you do if i got them

Bianco*
And I don't just "like" them. I love. Those shoes are the reason why life is worth it. And if you got them, I would shoot you. Nah, probably give you the silent treatment perhaps or a hard slap across the face or buttcheek. Up to you.

Srzly, don't.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

heeyz babez, whats's that chick name whose boyfriend you stole? I think his name was George Vlah.. something. Anyway, that girl is fucking sexy, number please? her name is Phobe Zynas? I love da GreEk GurlZZZz <3

I read the first sentence and was starting to get worried LOL. OMG Georgie? Even saying his name makes me wanna drool. And Phoebe.. You'd be lucky to even talk to her. She is amazing. I hear she does car commercials.. in Japan! And this one time, she punched me in the face.. it was awesome! She's wogalicious as.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

YOU'RE TACKY AND I HATE YOU. LOL JK, LOVING YOU TO TITS BABY.

WELL BABY,I LOVE YOUR TITIES.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

No words can tell you all how shattered I am right now. I MISS SHOPPING SO BAD.

And so we went for ice cream. It tasted just as sexy as it looked.

Strange.

Tonight I'm watching Death Bell 2. It's a korean horror film, with Ji Yeon from T-ara and Si Yoon from Baker King, and I just watched the trailer. What happens in the film is students, one by one, die and fuck, I swear to God I had a dream like that the other night. I dreamt that it was the beginning of 2011 and in my homeroom, one by one, students would die. CREEEEEEEPY.

What's on my mind.

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Next week.

I SERIOUSLY CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK. MY BELOVED COUSIN WILL BE IN VIETNAM THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS, AND TO ME, IT IS LIKE AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT SEEING HER AS I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR FIVE WEEKS OR SO. ALTHOUGH I'M HAVING A BLAST IN VIETNAM, I REALLY MISS AUSTRALIA AND MY FRIENDS THERE SO SEEING MICHELLE WILL BE JUST AMAZING. FINALLY I CAN RELATE TO! CHRISTMAS EVE COME ALREADY!

I WILL PAY WHOEVER PASSES LEVEL 3.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA. THIS GAME WAS BACK AGES AGO AND I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT IT'S FUCKING HILARRRRRRRRRRRIOUS.

And so I heard great news from Australia!

APPARENTLY THERE IS A NEW FOREVER NEW AND A TONY BIANCO STORE AT MC!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

saddest moment of your life?

This one time when I was really hungry and bought chicken parmagiana, I went home and realised I didn't bring along keys and no one was home so I had to sit outside alone. I was really hungry so I had to eat the chicken. Lucky me, thinking that I'd eat the chicken at home, didn't take the plastic fork and knife that the lady offered me, so I sat outside, picking with my fingers like a true Asian eating the parma. People starting to walk past my house, and I would look the other direction to avoid eye contact. Even worse, it started to rain. I eventually finished the chicken and had to wait another hour until mum came home. Yeah, that was definately the saddest moment of my life to date.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

And so Tae Yang was on TV.

AND I WAS LIKE
OH.
MY.
EFFING.
GOD.

Oh my God.

In Australia, when late for school, expect a lecture or detention; in Vietnam, expect a whack with a bamboo stick or even a stab with a compass.

Vietnamese Pizza Hut tonight.

Sounds pretty sexy to me.

You fucking irritate me.

Let's not meet ever again.

The Two Day Wedding.

Avoiding mirrors and anything that reflects.

Right now, I can pick out so many flaws with my face and it is disgusting. So the only way to stop me from being all depo is not looking into the mirror.

I am screwed.

My sleeping pattern and eating habits are fucked, bad. I sleep twice a day, a short sleep at night and one after lunch so I can hang out at night and I eat  hardly anything because Viet food don't tickle my fancy.
YEAH DATZ RAIT, I DUNT LYK PHO. And I'm probably the only Viet who doesn't LOL.

Did you just say sah?

In the beginning I'd say it sarcastically with my girls but now some people are always saying it to the point where it's not even funny anymore, but really annoying. In other words, shut up.

It sucks that there are better guy Mooks tees than girls'. Boo. I WANT THESE. NO, I NEED THEM.

Funniest cousin out.



Dearest beautiful readers,

CAN SOMEONE IN AUSTRALIA PLEASE GET ME THE BARDOT MAGAZINE. IT'S ONLY OUT FOR A LIMITED TIME AND IS AT EVERY BARDOT STORE. YOU WILL BE DEARLY LOVED.

When people use FML for the smallest things.

I just want to throw bricks on their toes.

I really couldn't care less.

So keep living your life and move on.

G.R.I.N.D

Get ready it's a new day.

ROFLRNFJASAS , IM JESSY TRAN (a) & i like reading your bloggg (':

Hi Jessy! Thanks. Are we by any chance friends on Facebook? Are you the one with the sister who has the PCW Year book?! What is her name? And have you scribbled out my face yet?!?!

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

How about you sit there and admire this playsuit like I have for the past hour or so.

LOL.

your blogs awesome ;D recommend your favourite 5? ;D

Why thank you and as much as I would love to list the top 5, I really don't have any particular favourites. Everyone's blog is interesting in their own way.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Every girls' hobby is to look pretty.

Getting nails done, hair styled,  make up on, all dressed up with pretty heels for this weekend's wedding. JSAHDGAVAFVAFCWAFWAGFWGFQAF VFYWEGFWFGAF.

 Sex right there. And no, I'm not talking about the guy .

EMKIZZLE! the thought of not seeing you for this ridiculously long time is making me tear up :( I miss you already but I hope you're having an amazing time in Vietnam, tan it up there for the both of us! <3

RUBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I AM MISSING YOU SO MUCH. HAVE FUN IN FRANCE, BRING ME A HOT FRENCH GUY PREFERABLY WITH THE NAME OF JORDAN. STAY HEALTHY. BE SAFE. BE HAPPY. BE SEXY. XOXOXOX

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

OMG ! MY LITTLE SISTER GOT THE PCW YEAR BOOK THINGY AND I HAPPENED TO SEE YOUR PICTURE IN THE 8 GREEN SECTION ? ;) was it 8 green ? LOLOL , I DONT REMEMBER :L dw, im not a pedo or anything (A) i kind of know you but then i dont ROFL

Oh my God. PLEASE TELL ME WHO YOU ARE BEFORE I HIDE UNDER A SHELL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. AND YES, I WAS IN 8 GREEN...
Please excuse me while I sit by the corner alone and cry.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

i just realized that all of your blog titles are somewhat sexual aahahah

What can I say? i like it hot.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

I really need some photos on this blog to spice it up.

Don't worry gaiz, photos shall be up soon.

LOOOOL AT YOUR ANSWER TO THOUGHTS ON MACROB GIRLS, "Er." And um, you're on msn, but for some reason you're not replying to me? Just wanted to know how you're coping. Is it as fun as you remembered? MISS YOU XOXO

MICHELLE?!?!?!?!? MSN NOT WORKING. YAHOO ME?! LOL. Don't get me wrong, they're cute but like it was a really random question and the first thing that came up was err.. Vietnam is good. NO, IT'S BETTER THAN GOOD, AYE-MAY-ZING. IT IS HEAPS FUN, I'LL TELL YOU ALL WHEN YOU GET HERE! MISSING YOU MORE THAN MISSING FACEBOOK . XOXOXXO.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

HOW'S VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAM?

Good.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Thoughts on yourself.

Pretty seductiuve aren' t I?

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Thoughts on Uyen.

Again with the thoughts. Love the byotch to death!

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Thoughts on Melbourne high boys.

Very attractive.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Thoughts on MacRob girls.

Er.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Time goes slow in Vietnam during the morning.

It's 11AM here. And my cousins are all out at school/tutor/work and come back at 5PM. I can't Facebook, MSN, which leaves me here, stuck on Blogspot.

My life is actually good.

I am truly satified with everything in life. Leaving to Vietnam for a holiday has made me realised how special I meant to my friends with their cards/presents/texts/messages and everything and how much they mean to me as I am already missing everyone. When I come back, I will  be as happy as ever ready for 2011. I will live life like there's no tomorrow with my loved ones. I also will be really tan which is good.

why is the sky blue??

It's actually not.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

do you still wish to go to Mac.rob

Mac Rob is cool, but PCW is hot. I used to begining of the year, but now, never would I ever leave PCW for it. My girls are my life and correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure that no one in Year 9 Mac Rob are as near as sexy as the PCW girlz I hang out with. Just saying.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Assumptions.

The main cause of problems with blogging is when people vent and rant about a certain person or persons,    people assume. Assumptions lead to misunderstandings and all that bullshit, but if I ever blog about anything and you 'assume' it's you, then you're probably right. LOL I'm kidding. What I'm trying to say is that you can assume whatever you want, and if you confront me about any of my seductive posts, I'll be straight forward and tell you whatever you want to know. KEWLSKIZ?!

Don't try to be kinky.

Just cause I'm in Vietnam, doesn't mean I don't know what's happening back there. But srzly, juzt stop. The group of you really are a bunch of try hards.

Just a quick update for those who want to know all the goss here.

Last night, my cousin took me to a Christmas toy shop.  One word: Q00t. Then we went home, and another cousin took me to this sexy Japanese resturant. We had to get a tray and pick out what we wanted to eat; it had things ranging from uncooked Tofu fish sticks to other random sticks. We went upstairs, took our shoes off like real Japanese people and sat down on the floor like real Japanese people. In the middle of the table was a deep frier and a lady provided us with two trays: one with flour-y liquid and the other, bread crumbs and what we needed to do was dip the sticks on the liquid then crumbs and then deep fry them. Yes, it was very seductive. We finished the night off with a horror Korean movie,Whispering Corridors 5 - A Blood Pledge, without subtitles so we had to make up shit LOL. All in all, I love Vietnam minus the fact it gives me pimples and asthma. Boo. But it's okay because 85% of the male population seem to be shirtless.

i randomly found your blog and its soooooo funny XD its epic shit ;D

Well aren't you a little cutie.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Has safely and happily arrived in Vietnam.

PHARNARLLY! My grandmother is seriously the cutest thing ever! And my cousins. I just love them to bits. But with all this joy, there's something killing it, my dearest best friend is having a hard time in Australia with all these drama and I can't be there for her. Yes, I read your blog and I love you. You know who you are. I shall be back in no time so don't worry!

Morning Sunshines!

Mum, being the very anal person she is, woke the whole family an hour early and now that we're all dressed up and ready, there is nothing else to do. Currently 7:04AM, listening to Sean Kingston (hawt). My plan is to go to the airport without make-up and put it on the plane just an hour before the flight ends. So fingerscrossed there won't be any attractive boyz nearby. And today was lovely, I woke up with a puffy eye and I don't know why. Perfect timing. Also thank you everyone for the nice messages you left on my wall, those who wrote in that massive card, just thank you all. I wonder if my iPod would die if I stopped using it for two months?

Is this a bad time to tell you all that I'm actually not going to Vietnam?

I'm just going to Queensland for 5 days. LOL.

Bricks were made to be thrown at certain people.

Some people just really get on my nerves.

Goodbye Facebook and hello Vietnam.

Don't worry, I'll still keep you all posted through my blog on a weekly basis. So bookmark, and refresh daily gaiz.
x

Great way to start Summer ain't it?

Seriously loving the rain.
I love how Summer started off with pouring rain.
I love how it as rained every week in Spring.
I love walking in the rain home.
I love getting my hair wet and gross.
I love getting cold.
I love getting my bag wet.
I love how my umbrellas always go missing.
I love the smell of rain.
I love it when I step in puddles and my socks get wet.
I love the sad depressing atmosphere the rain gives to the streets of Melbourne.
I love rain. Fullstop.

I have been dreaming for the past five years to meet my cousins in Vietnam.

I don't believe that it's finally happening.
I am so excited for that moment I step foot on Vietnam and see them. The thought of it makes me so happy to the point I want to give free expensive candy to small children. The only thing that is ruining the joy are my friends. I'm going to miss you guys so much!
ON THE OTHER HAND,1 IZ SHO F%$#ÎNG XSIT3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DJADAKBDDJADHAHBAJFFHHFHVFAFAFAJBFAJBFAFAJDADLSFSFJSHFSHFHAFHBAFAFBAFFAAF

These chicks just love me.

You guys really know how to boost up my self-esteem!

9 Purple is seductive fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

This is the only photo I have of all of us so please excuse the blurriness. I've had an amazing year with all of you girls, so thank you all. 9 PURPLE DOMINATEZ 4VA!!!!!!!!!

Dearest friends,

I really don't know how I can really survive without you guys for a couple of months.
I might as well just replace you all with sexier Viet people 8-).

Summer, please be better than Spring.

Even though I won't even be here for Summer. LOL.

Twenty-eleven.

In 2011, I will not slack off in school work like I have this year. I will commit myself to all my studies. Do my homeowork, and if I finish early, I will give myself extra homework. There will be no more Facebook until I have finished all my studies and only 45 minutes a day. If you see me online on Facebook for more than that, please do me a favour and report me. I will be the biggest Asian nerd.

That is my goal for 2011.

OH MY GOD 11:11PM, MAKE A WISH GAIZ.

Every day at school, at least some chick yells that out. Then another is all like,
"WISHEZ DON'T COME TRUE IF YOU TELL SOMEONE IT'S 11:11!"
But seriously girls, 11:11PM wishes don't come true. I've been wishing to find $50 on the floor..

The awkward this is, you think you're so funny.

And I just sit there and have to laugh at your jokes like it's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Guys, chill.

There's really no need to stress, worry, be anxious or make a massive deal out of nothing.
Exams are over, summer's around the corner, holidays are up so everyone just relax and just chill.

Girls night out.

Mum finally got her nails done. Thank God. Like about time. And I got my eyebrows waxed, and I can't stop touching it. It's so soft and seductive.
ANYONE WANT TO TOUCH MY EYBROWS?

Check out this chick's blog. Anyone know who she is? She thinks we're tight?

On a serious note, you are truly one amazing best friend Al.
I love your boyriend so much!

This message made my day:

Mary Kim,

Seeing as the feeling of having everyone think your boyfriend gave you flowers is just FANTASTIC… here are some to give you that feeling.. mwah xoxoxoxoxoxo
We’re all going to miss your awkwardness, shiftiness, bitchiness, funniness & everything else! Summer in Melb isn’t going to be the same withouy yall. Awwwwwwwww xoxoxoxo.
Choi luon with all the sweaty hot boys in VN has to offer, get your tan on, go shop your heart out to all the “designer” clothes, bags & shoes, sleep feeling like a princess with the mozzi protector nets, enjoy the wild life, go skinny dipping in the sparkly clean shores… do whatever your heart desires.. JUST KICK BACK, RELAX and LIFE LIFE TO THE MAX!!! All in all, have an amazing time nguoi dep!!!
Lots and lots of sexy love, Dina xoxoxoxooxox.
PS. BRING ME BACK A HOT BOYFRIEND THX MAN XOXO

What is it to you?

If she dresses differently?
Cakes it up?
Has piercings?
Got her acrylic nails done?
Has extensions?
Is stick thin?
Rather than hating on the girl and bitching about her because she appears to be somewhat 'fake' to you, make the effort to at least know her or just shut the fuck up. You're not her friend; I bet you haven't even had a decent conversation with her so why does she bother you so much? What's it to you?

3 more days.

That is all.

I speak fluent bullshit.

So don't believe every word that comes out of my mouth. I can't help it.

Making Christmas Cards for everyone but instead of cards, I'm using napkins.

AM I INDEH OR WOT?

Pornography alert.

V: I enjoy reading your blogs, but my dad filtered my computer and it says your blog contains pornography so I sneak on my laptop to read it.
M: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Originality.

Something you obviously don't have. Rather than doing what everyone else is doing, be different.

I saw this photo on my computer, and almost cried at how long my hair used to be. Never will I ever go to the hairdressers for a 'trim' ever again.

2010 is coming to a very close end.

This year, I've achieved and experienced so much, yet time has gone by with just a blink of an eye.
One word: Wow.

I'm so itchy.

Boo you mosquitoes.

Notes for today;

Clean Room
Clean Room
Clean Room
Clean Room
Clean Room
Clean Room
Clean Room
Clean Room
Clean Room
Clean Room
Clean Room
Clean Room
Clean Room
Clean Room

Mature.

At the lockers this morning and randomly (and unnecessarily) in a conversation;

T: Harry's going to ask me out.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

And that was all. Just screaming girls.

And so I was just chillang on the net.

And I hear a weird sound effect thinking it was some Internet add. THEN REALISE FACEBOOK CHAT, RATHER THAN THE LAME 'POPPING' SOUND, IT HAS SOME SEXY SOUND EFFECT THAT I CAN'T EXPLAIN.

Yeah, I got a bit too excited. But seriously, WOW MUCH?!

The downside of Summer.

Men of the older age start to wear sandals. And a number have, let's just say, unattractive toes.
When I say unattractive, I mean yellow, thick, uneven, broken ect. I think you get the point now. I witnessed quite a few this week..

So tired I can't even close my eyes.

FUAHFFAVFJAVFJFAHKDNADDFJNSFAFAJNFBHABFJHBFAH.

Cockiness.

You may be talented. You may be attractive. You may be smart. You may be perfect.
But if you're cocky, it's a massive turn off.

are u religous?

Catholic.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Can my hair grow long already.

I refuse to get a haircut until my hair reaches the length I want it to. I WANT LONG HAIR. LONG LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN'S.

Thoughts on Harry Potter.

Am I the only one who couldn't care less about Deathly Hallows coming out to cinemas? I never understood Harry Potter, only the first two movies, but the rest are just confusing and boring. For all these years, I've always thought Professor Snape was Professor Snake. And I don't know who Voldemort is? And isn't Harry meant to be with Hermione since they're the leading male and female roles? I don't get Harry Potter. I'm probably going to get hate from all my Harry Potter fanatic friends. But you know what?

I DUN'T KARE BCOZ I'M KEWL CUZ I LYK TWILIGHT.
Twilight is actually good. I read the books, and they were amazing. Just saying..

"Oh my God, did you dye your hair?"

I have been asked this quite a few times today at school.

But no sweetie, I was tanning the other day and I stayed out  in the sun for far too long and my hair just got brighter instead of my legs getting darker.

I spy with my little eye, the hottest chick ever with a plait on the side and frameless glasses..

I wish I could turn back time to the days of Primary school minus my fashion sense back then.

Ever heard of a joke?

I think a joke is like what people make like for laughs and like entertainment and stuff like yeah? I'm a sarcastic person, so if you can't deal with my jokes then why are we in the same room, let alone friends.

My last seven days of 2010 in Australia.

Gonna miss me much?! 8-)

Goodbye black hair.

If there was no one on this planet but you and your father, and you had to reproduce, would you make babies with him?

I've always been curious who would say yes.

Tell me what you want.

And I'll be what you need. ;)

Guy in the middle. Seriously, ZAC EFRON OR WHAT?!

who r u going to meet in vietnam?

Everyone.
Anon, you want to join me don't you?! Give me a date and a place in Vietnam, and we can "kick back, relax, live life to the max." as my dear friend Dina, would say.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

I have nothing to wear.

Just when all my clothes are all packed for Vietnam and I only have a couple of outfits in which I have to alternate, I have casual clothes this Thursday and Friday.
Perfect timing teachers! Srzly luv u gaiz so marCh...

Or it could be a sign for me to come to school naked. 8-)

This weather is so not cool.

WINTER COME BACK. NOW.

Boy, you are whipped.

WWHHHHHHHH-CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

My future husband will have that hair.
That face.
And also Rain's body.

I love how subtle you are.

These summer holidays, so many people are going to Vietnam.

Hopefully, we'll clash then start having a catch up sesh, in Vietnamese. Then hang out like hk Viets. We can shuffle down the streets of Saigon and sing along to Wedding Dress (Vietnamese Version of course). Sounds fun, doesn't it?

On the computer but without music on makes me feel like I'm naked.

Am I weird?

Currently listening to the Glee Umbrella song. It's on repeat. One word: seductive.

The reason why I want a job so bad, is for this little baby.

Seductive much?

what is your youtube channel? :)

LOL. To be honest I don't even know. The only thing I can do on YouTube is watch videos. So if we have no friends on YouTube, DON'T LAUGH. It's cause we don't use it much.. 8-)
Ask Uyen. She should know.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Man, whatever happened to Myspace? Miss those top camera angled photos. 8-)