Guys

Legit watch Maze Runner. Fk it was so fkn good like I was on the edge of my seat cause it was so intense. Such a good movie (even GAV said so and he's a cinematographer so he knows his shit). I've been watching so many good movies- maybe I should get into what Gav's doing instead of optometry????? 

My life so far:

-cleaned my room and it's so clean I love it 

-stressing for exams and writing notes for revision- I bought notebooks from Officeworks to do notes and I'm in love with them 

-officeworks sells REFLEX LINED PAPER AGAIN AND I SPENT $7 ON LINED PAPER EVEN THOUGH IM POV BECAUSE REFLEX IS THAT GOOD

-my Asos parcel is 3 days late and it's actually making me sad :( 

-GAV keeps playing CS instead of talking to me at night (!votekickgavinbangbang)

-so excited for mid sem break- I NEED A BREAK SO BAD

-have I mentioned how excited I am for VN???? Cause I FKN AM

-I found apple headphones at Officeworks - someone just left it at the bench and it looked pretty new so I took it. I think this is God's gift to me for all those times I lost/ broke my headphones :,)

-Jap dinner with ma girls (mummy and Jazzy) at Madaeya like we are so obsessed with that place omg

-everyone should also try Subway flatbread cause it's amazing and I'm so in love (I've converted from a meatball Italian herbs and cheese sub to a turkey breast flatbread cause I'm healthy n shit now) everyone must try sweet onion sauce with honey mustard and Mayo !!!!! Will not dissapoint 

Spring cleaning

Spent a solid two hours cleaning everything. Like EVERYTHING AND NOW I HAVE HAYFEVER FROM ALL OF THE DUST

NEW ROOM = NEW ME 

LEGIT FEEL SO REFEESHED NOW

The Cloud Appreciation post

Can't get over Cloud's teeth- IT IS SOOOOO TIIIIIINNNYYYYY AND CUTE OMG

Mid-term break plans

Funfields 

BBQ at a park

Drive in Cinema

Taco Bill (half price Mon-Wed!!!)

Hot Springs 

Intencity

Crown Casino (choi luon)

Melb Show

But yeh.....watashi wa $$$$ janai desu 

Hello ello

The The -Tretre turned 19 and we celebrated at Taco Bill then dranks at hers'. I still can't get over her brother's jap exchange student who took a shot of straight vodka and his whole head and neck turned bright red AHAHAHAHAHAH 

-I'm currently tutoring and its a lot of effort writing notes omg. So much respect for my spec tutor who wrote the best notes last year

-watched the best movie the other day at Gav's- Prisoners!!!! A bit of a thriller and mini twists and turns at the end- love it! Everyone should check it out 

-I bought my VN TICKET FK YESSSASAIIIIAA SO FKN EXCITED FOR EXAMS TO BE OVER 

-this weather is legit making me go to my lectures cause it brightens up my mood

-I think NO PLACE WILL WVER HIRE ME AND IM GONNA BE STUCK AT KFC WITH ONE SHIFT PER WEEK

-Gav lost his P liscence and I'm not even surprised- he is such a FKN FGT

-I was like ew no I don't want the iPhone 6 but after seeing it irl.....I want the iPhone 6 plus now 

Nomnom on

Had my first Taco Bill me everrrrr and it did not dissapoint but the price was way too expensive so Davo and I went half/half cause we're living the poor life kudos to KFC cutting down our shifts.

Maedaya!!!!!!! OMFGGGGG THIS PLACE IS THE FKN BEST AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW CLOSE IT IS TO HOME. A family friend wanted to shout my family out for dinner cause dad helped his mate get a job and I ate the fk out of my life cause free food

We were tossing up between onion rings or potato gems and I wanted to try something new so we went for the gems and the crunch was a 10/10

$10 purchases

Bardot sold these for $5 at the factory outlet cause apparently they're faulty but they're not so #yeswinning

Gossip girllllllll

Appaz today marks their 7 year anniversary since the pilot was aired (according to fb) and I really wanna watch it again- only for Chuck and Blair though and I've tried re-watching it but it doesn't give off the hype since I remember what's gonna happen next so it's not as scandelous :,((((((( If only we could somehow erase our memory after watching a really good movie/show/book so we can rewatch it again 

 

Went all out at the 1/2 price on make up at Chem Warehouse

Lol jk I wish... This bank account is in struggle town so I decided to just buy three things out of the 17338282 I wanted !!!! 

I've always been a fan of Maybelline's Falsies- because people have legit thought I was wearing fake eyelashes. Well only 2 ppl but yes this is my fave mascara! (As well as the Benefit one I got for my bday fnx gals!!) I've always wanted to try a lip liner and I was tossing between Revlon and Rimmel my heart said Revlon but my bank account said Rimmel and since money > life I got the Rimmel one. I just tried it and I'm in love!!!!!!!! The red lip liner + Maybelline's red baby lip balm = Y E S. It's like I'm wearing lipstick but I'm not and I love it! I already had the pink and red baby lips from maybelline and I fell in love so I'l wanted to fulfil my collection with orange! Legit I love my pinks and oranges and reds when it comes to lipstick/ balm!

Kudos to MAC MAKE UP #GUDMEMORIEZ

I look like a dude (thk u puberty)

t(-_-)t

-ppl that use the seat next to them on a PACKED train for their bag

-ppl that talk to loudly on their phones

-ppl that walk too slowly and I'm in a rush

-rude ppl

-disrespectful ppl

-ungrateful ppl

-selfish ppl who don't wanna help u out with school shit because they wanna be the smartest

-SO MANY PPL GRIND MY GEARS OMG Y

We're so evil

*Gav farts silently then tells me*

Me and Gav: Can you smell the smoke??? 

Jen: *sniffs* no?????

AHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

Crepes = happiness

Gav finished uni early so I told him to come to mine to keep me company in my Data A lecture where I'm a loner in! I took him to Carte the crepe place cause I've always wanted to intro him to the place cause that kid is a fat fk. Anyway he fell in love and we ended up buying three crepes instead of one to share ehehhe. If only Gav went to Melb uni so I can see more of his little face my little baby!!!!! 

MOOD: EXCITED

Can't wait for you guys to come in- hopefully it looks perfect on me or I'll cry. And Asos give back your free shopping and no minimum spend ya bitch

Jazzy's Art Show!!! My little fagt sista u rock bbygal

Date wif Liljan (Thao was dere in spirit)

$5 sweet potato and $8 chilli chips YUMMIIIIIIIIII. So I found a piece of hair in the sweet potato chips after we pretty are 98% of it and managed to get my money back- fkkkkkk it feels good. And srsly what's with me and finding hair in food (first at Wonderbao then at Papparich and now DIS?!?! Anyway I'm not complaining cause free food!!)

If I had the money........

Guys

I think I'm falling in love with Snoop Dog. After watching Wild n Out (which I will link here when I get home) I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM AND HIS VOICE!!! So the TV show is about famous people dissing eachother and it's so MEAN BUT FUNNY! I spent one night until 2am watching it cause I couldn't sleep and it was the freaking best

Chill Sundays

Went to Coles with a budget of $10 to cook a meal for the both of us! So we made bolognese pasta with crumbed chicken! (Only $7!!!)

Whenever Gav picks me up- he wears the ugliest shoes. Today it was sandals with socks......how am I dating you still 

#20superfreakingamazingwowfacts

I got tagged to do one of those 20 facts thing by Jan but I'm too pussy to put it on Insta so I'm gonna do it here where fewer people see it=less jujing

1. I'm the weakest person you will ever meet- legit have the lowest pain tolerance 

2. I just got my BMI checked at the doctors- I'm 18.4 but I still feel fkn fat 

3. My life is perfect and I'm grateful for my genuine, beautiful friends and caring family and the most perfect (sometimes) boyfriend 

4. I love planning. Anything to do with planning- I love it! I legit plan out what to do everyday and I'm constantly updating it 

5. I used to be a dog person but after meeting Cloud- I AM DEFS A CAT LOVER

6. I have a non-existent ass

7. I am the best bullshit artist

8. Biggest fear of mice/rats 

9. I can't ride a two-wheeled bicycle 

10. Can't swim either cause I don't float in water 

11. I've made a customer at KFC cry

12. I've lost my wallet twice and got it returned twice!!! God bless you people 

13. I haven't tried many fruits eg nectarine, durian, peach cause they're ugly. I'm really judgmental on fruits 

14. I suck at movies- I never really understand what's going on and Gav hates it

15. I SUCK AT LYRICS!!!!!! I'm really bad, really really bad.

16. Favourite thing to do- KDRAMA!!!!!!

17. I've decided I'm never gonna drive because it's too hard plus Gav is my taxi from now on anyway 

18. I can BABY FREEZE (sometimes)

19. I am obsessed with plucking! I love the feeling of getting plucked 

20. I'm so funny 

Lazy Mk

Soz for the lack of updates- I've been busy with my social life an all (lol jk I've been lazy af!!!!!!)

-Gav and I watched Secretly Greatly since Gav got a free double pass for the Korean Film Festival! Omg I'm so glad I chose it because it was sooooooo freaking funny and the three main guys have always been my fave after seeing them in my fave kdramas!!!! The crowd of people who came were actually so random like there were a lot of non-Koreans and a couple of old white men??? So rands omg. We entered in this competition for a Samsung S5 and I never win anything and I never want anything so God please help a sister out and let either Gav or myself win something cool for once!!!!!!!!

-I tried the Rooftop Bar's burgers and it was decent pricing- only $8!!! It was pretty good, I'm defs coming back for it again! I've been obsessed with burgers lately like I've been searching up photos and Urbanspooning top burger places so I think my fave food is currently burgers AND SWEET POTATO CHIPS!!!!

-went out with RMUG and we got free 20 nuggets since Jenny was managing Maccas. God bless you gf - legit the best thing I've ever recieved (it was so damn fresh and nothing beats sweet and sour sauce!!!!)

-I was the BTS bitch with Dina and Marty and Gavy were the photographers yesterday for INSTAFAMOUS CATHY'S PHOTOSHOOT!!!! Lol moment- when Gav wanted to yolo and do a u-turn to go to the park we just park and somehow ended on the freeway AHAHAHAH

-I'M CURRENTLY DOING REALLY WELL WITH SAVING UP FOR VN!!!' I AM SO FKN DOWN FOR VN FK SO EXCITED AND AFTER VN IS BYRON BAY FK YE 

L O L

Martin's mum recieved flowers from her boss and didn't know what to text him and neither did Martin cause he's such a boy omg. Anyway she wanted me to text her so she could forward the text to her boss and I'm seriously LOLING AT OUR TEXT AHAHHAAHHAAH

Can always count on my Gavy

#socheesy #socorny but honestly there's not a moment I'm ever upset for a long time cause he keeps me high!

Korean Film Fest

Gav sent in his resume to volunteer to help out with the film festival but since he didn't get in- they offered him a free double pass for a Korean movie!!!!!!!! I LOVE FREE SHIT OMG

We were planning to watch two movies- one action and one comedy and I'm so pumped now that we can watch one for free ^_^!!!!!!!!!

Sunday Funday

I'm seriously loving this beautiful weather! We watched The Fault in Our Stars and Gav shed some tears AHAHAHA It was pretty sad omg!! He plucked my underarms whilst I bitched about all these girls he hooked up with in the past (tmi???) We were hungry so we went for a Hungry Jacks run and ate in the car while waiting for me train. I can never be bored of this kid seriously 

(Irrelevant) updates

Blogspot was acting up and this was meant to be listed on Sep1 but it never did huhu 

-Watched Guardians of the Galaxy and o m g HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!! Gav wanted to watch it but I was hesitant but I'm so glad we did! It was HILARIOUS (like pre much on the same level as 22 Jump st which) I fucking love the raccoon and Groot omg I would actually watch it again that's how good it was

-my cousin is getting married VN this December so instead of going for Lunar NY next year in Feb, I'm going end of November/ early December which means I need to save $1k in three months............fk me

-Gav and I hung around Epping Plaza and played at Intencity and he's actually really good at DDR (inner TB Gav is peaking) 

-Gav got a bed frame so he pretty much upgraded from a single mattress on the floor to a king single bed and it's so warm and cosy and I love it

-I stalked Gav's mum on FB and she has 600 friends and more likes on her photos than Gav AHAHAHAHAH

-I'm feeling so poor and old at KFC. Everyone my age is quitting which means I'm left with these year 10s (kill me)

-I can't believe it's like mid sem already- I feel like I've learnt nothing 

-I haven't painted my nails (because I needed to give it a break since i kept painting them) for 1 week+ and I feel so naked

-I found a shortcut to Arts West via trams to Flinders. Arts West is legit my second home I love it so much 

-I've decided to eat healthy so I've given up KFC and I want to give up Maccas but they decided to make the Big Mac meal only $5 so idk

-I really want this bucket hat but Gav said no but my heart says YES

-I'm so pumped for Spring cause I'm legit running out of winter outfits.. Been repeating way too much 

-I'm in love with Bao's mum and Hieu's dad omg :,)

-bad news: Dan Murphy's don't sell Bicardi 151 anymore 

Here are irrelevant photos to go with this irrelevant update