To the anon asking about my blog, I've just activated my Facebook! I look forward to an inbox so I can share you my link. I'd feel more comfortable knowing who's reading it if anything so get back to me! Xoxo Alli

Aww here you go anonymous. So yeah, Allison is currently waiting for an inbox.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Stalking.

Personally, I reckon it's so much easier to find hot girls than guys on Facebook. I've realised I spend most of my time stalking girls cause I only stalk like two guys and that's about it. Some girls are so fucking pretty/hot/beautiful UYHJKADABJFHABFHA. FUCK YOU.

Nah I'm kidding. Fuck ME PL0X.

Excuse me. What you do when you see that Kim Kardashian farts!

Omg, what the fuck are you smoking on anon!!

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

I hate thinking about my future.

I want to get into Melbourne Uni so bad it fucking hurts. Literally, like no joke. Every time I think about it, I get so worried and worked up about it because I honestly don't know what to do with my life if I don't get the require ENTER score of 98. I've never wanted anything so bad. I'd actually give up all my shoes just to get in, including my Dodge and Kortina which basically is like giving up my babies.

Thoughts on Uyen?

What do you mean thoughts on Uyen? Everyone knows we're the bestest friends ever! Don't know how boring life would be without my babygrl. I LOVE HER 5EVA!

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Horror movies.

It has been ages since I've seen a scary movie and I miss it. I like getting scared. The thrill, the adrenaline and the cuddling! I am so excited to watch paranormal Activity 3. I saw the first one and shat myself for several months. My room reminds me of Katie's room because we both have white doors and I DON'T KNOW BUT SOMETIMES I IMAGINE KATIE'S ON THE SIDE LOOKING AT ME SLEEPING. Anyway, I've moved on and manned up. The second one was shit. I was expecting way more because of the first one but it wasn't that scary. Everyone says the third one is extremely intensely scary so yeah BRING IT ON KATIE. I know I'm going to regret watching it because I'll have problem sleeping but you know, we only live once. Happy Halloween Eves everyon3.

My life without Maccas.

I, MARYKIMANESYEAH, SWORE TO GOD, ON THE 14TH OCTOBER 2011, THAT I WILL NEVER EAT MCDONALD'S EVER AGAIN. FOREVER. NEVER, FOREVER.

It has been 16 days and I've been substituting Maccas with Kfc. THIS IS BAD. But still, I used to live on Maccas so I'm pretty happy with myself.

What do you do when you're feeling down?

I usually lock myself in the room and watch Korean drama then sleep. Wake up and continue watching and keep redoing the routine until I feel better. It legit works braaaaaaaaaaahz.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

hi where u get dat muleh!

FROM KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN BABY.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

hey do u know lucia

NO LOL.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Hey, do you know what happened to your friend Allison's blog? I enjoyed reading about her day, but now it's gone.

Aw babe! If you really want to read it, I think you should ask her yourself because I think she didn't want too much publicity with her blog.
Oh, and just to clear things up.. we're not friends, just distant acquaintances.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

We have good days, and then there are those bad days.

Well, today IS A FUCKING GOOD DAY.

XMAS CAKE.

YOU SEE THOSE CUTE CAKES IN FRONT OF OUR DIX? WELL YEAH, WE MADE THEM. YEYEEE.

Hey I recommend going to Fu Xiang Yuan! It's in MC!

My dad works there.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Are you going to the Melbourne Cup to meet Kim Balderdash? I heard she be there!

Nah, I am working 9-5 on Melbourne Cup for some MULEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Man, you are so weird. Who are you? Pl0x reveal.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

I AM LEGIT THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE.

MY DAD IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD.
LYF IS GUD. LYF IS GR8.

I'm so excited.

TOO EXCITED ACTUALLY
AND I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD, IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TODAY I'M GOING TO GET SO DISAPPOINTED I'M GOING TO SHIT.\

Anyway, here's a photo of me with a straight fringe with Michelle LOL. I just downloaded iTunes 10.5 Ewowiuewiueuwtuwui. I need to get my nails done again one day. Okay this is kinda irrelevant.

Have you tried the double winged look?

No I haven't cause I don't think I'd suit it but Kim Kadash does it really well. Fuck she's hot.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Hey all you do it like that! I'm the only one that can do it like that. :)

Noice.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Hi, you look nice today. From Loc.

You are not Loc.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Excuse me, I'd like to inquire on what brand of hair dye you recommend to get a colour like yours? It's stunning!

My hair is a mixture of my old hair with my new dyed hair so it's kinda iffy. I dyed my hair dark ash brown ages ago and now it's faded with the ranga hair I used to have before that...ye don't judge me.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

If you wanna be my luva! You will have to be! Bla bla bla bla bla bla... Bla bla bla bla blaa.. If you wanna be my luva! You will have to be! Bla bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla blaaaaaa. Oh tell me what you want what you really really want!

I want you.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

hi bebz do you know lucia tran?

Never heard of her in my lyf.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Now I said to guy, why are you charging so much for that egg roll! And he didn't reply! So I said, stop beating the bush. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA THAT WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY LOL. IDK Y THO. RANDOM ANON.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

hey, you should dance!

I am the most unco person out. The only dancing I enjoy doing is GRINDING BBYGRL.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Anyway I said to the guy stop shaking dat ass it's too big, and then he told me to go to weight loss because my legs were too skinny? WTF?

OH MY GOD. NO WAY BRO!!

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

"teenagers are all horny assholes who are only in it for the sex" I beg to differ.

Okay. Well let me re-phrase. FUCKING TEENAGERS ARE ALL FUCKING HORNY FUCKING ASSHOLES WHO ARE ONLY FUCKING IN IT FOR THE FUCKING SEX.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Things stopping me from living life to da fullest.

1. Money.
2. The mother.

Darling, where you get that hot summer bod?

I got it the same place Uyen did, "tôi không muốn âm thanh lên bản thân mình nhưng tôi phô trương những gì mẹ tôi đã cho tôi." AKA FROM MY MUMMA.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

BEAUTY AND THE GEEK IS ON AT 7.30PM TONIGHT.

Not the usual 8.30 or whatever because it's the makeover episode. Thank God I read the Tv guide today or I would have missed out on like half of it. No need to thank me gaiz hehe.

UM..TROY, BE MY FUCK BUDDY.

Paranormal 3.

Apparently it's so fucking scary.
YEAH! I AM SO DTF TO WATCH THIS.

Okay, this photo shits me.

My first attempt with the helium balloon.

So basically that was what I achieved today at the excursion to Melb Uni.

BRAND JUNCTION IN BUNDOORA.

Little Mj told me good stuff about that place.

IF YOU WANT SALE SHIT, BE THERE.

Also, Forever New has 30% off accessories so it would be ideal for those who are going to the races and need jewellery/facinators/whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I really need money right now.

I FEEL SO BAD.

I wallposted a friend about how getting her L's went and I also congratulated her and everything. Then she comments that she failed it AND I FEEL ABSOLUTELY SO HORRIBLE. I'VE NEVER FELT SO BAD BEFORE!! Anyway, I have came to the conclusion that I will not get my L's. 

1. I will shit myself behind the wheel. I don't even know if my legs can reach the pedal.

2. Whenever I get my photo taken for ID, I look like a faggot.

3. I don't want a car (unless it's a Lambo and I doubt my parents would buy me it)

4. Public transport is cheaper and more convenient.

5. I hate keys. Hence why I never have keys with me because they are so annoying. WHY?!

6. I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF CARS, ROADS, NOTHING.

Okay, I basically made a list of why I wouldn't get my L's because I know I'll fail this because if she couldn't pass it, I would NOT EVEN GET 50% so this is reassuring me that I'll rely on public transport, my parents and hopefully my friends when they get their P's. Actually, I would not trust any of my friends behind the wheel. You all are dangerous little fux.

THE LONG WEEKEND IS RAINING!?!?!?

IF I WAS GOD, THE WEATHER WOULD BE MORE LIKE:

Do you know?

Someone uploaded this on Facebook and I am shitting myself. If I can't handle a stomach ache, how on Earth can I handle giving birth? TWENTY BONES GETTING FRACTURED AT THE SAME TIME? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. 

I'm relying on technology on improving so maybe they can give us aesthetics in the future so giving birth won't hurt a thing. 

Can we just have our exams now?

So we can finish school and start on Summer holidays pL0x.

You should post more photos on your blog! From Mk!

LOL No you are not Mk!

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Darling, I want to know where you got that beautiful toned boday! Is it from Supre? I love it. Tell me pu-leaz baby gurl! Darling!

PSHHHHHH WHAT TONED BODAY?

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Darling how much is your eyes! Very nice!

MY EYES ARE TINY.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

All I ask is for a good, healthy body.

Fuck you Maccas and Kfc for tasting so good. 

And fuck you fruits and vegetables for not tasting good.

I JUST WANT TO BE HEALTHY.

Keyboard's a slut

MY FULLSTOPS AREN'T WORKING ANYMORE UNLESS I PRESS REALLY HARD. LIKE REALLY HARD.

SURPRISE!

Are you a slut? Can you intro me to any sluts please?

What kind of question is that. EVERY1 IS A SLUT.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

I love how you can make me laugh by your snazzy posts. Snazzy. -Jessy

Oh snazzy. I like that. Jessy, you little snazzy one. x00xxx

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

I'm actually blogging so much today.

This is bad. I should be doing you homework. Eh.

Periods should last only a day.

I h8 periods with a passion. It's good because it reassures me that I'm not pregnant, not that I am sexually active or anything, but I am a very cautious person and believe in getting pregnant without sex. SHIT HAPPENS OKAY?! But seriously, 7 days of this? FUCK OFF.

Less than a week to come up with a Halloween costume.

Uyen said gangster but I'm scared gangsters will actually come after us and bash the living daylights out of me.
Dina said a teletubbie, jungle chic, hooters girl, a geek, a bunny, an animal, a punk rwocka wif flowerz in ur hair???
SHOOT IDEAS AT ME PL0X.

Okay, it's a tad suss but whatever IT MADE ME LAUGH AHAHVDGAHDVABDADGAAGAGAGAGAG.

Jessy, this can be for you. Happy readingzah.

What was the longest time you’ve liked someone?
TOO LONG.

Do you have make-up on?
Ceebs taking it off.

Have you ever kissed someone who’s name started with G?
Ah good question LOL. No hehe.

Do you care if people smoke around you?
Their life, their choice. But I can't stand the smell, so it would be wise not to.

Would you rather kiss someone 3 years older or 3 year younger?
Younger would be a year 7 guy... so three years older, no more.

Have you ever held hands with someone in a car?
Yeah, cause I hold hands with my dad.

Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter, or the same height as you?
If he's shorter than me, there's definitely a problem. Tall boys are a turn on.
Do you miss the way things used to be between you and someone else?
Yeah, but I don't really care as much.
How late did you stay up last night?
Too l8. 11PM ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.

Is there anyone out there who can make you cry very easily?
NAAAAHHH. I'm a strong independent Asian woman. 
Who last texted you?
Dina. Oh how I love her quirkiness. 

Do you ever get good morning messages from anyone?
Um I used to but now I'm fat and no one loves me.

Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now?
Oh God, yes. Vietnam cousins, Maribelle Anes, anyone. 

Is there someone who you instantly smile when you talk to?
YES! Those people who have a happy vibe and never fail to make me laugh.
Are you taller than 5 foot 7 inches?
Yes, of course. 

Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
FOR MYSELF.

Do you give out second chances too easily?
Not too easily, only to those who deserve it.
Do you use hearts like this ♥ a lot?
When I'm in a really happy mood, when I really miss someone and when I love someone.
Would you rather be called honey or baby?
God, please don't ever call me honey.

The person you have the most feelings for calls you right now, what do you do?
If Tae Yang called, I would hyperventilate and LEGIT DIE.

Do you ever think “what if” about anything?
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. 

Do you get distracted easily?
When I'm on public transport talking to someone, I'm usually not looking at the person I'm talking to but some hot guy I'd love to touch inappropriately.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
Nah because I don't believe in relationships at this age. I only believe in studies. Plus teenagers are all horny assholes who are only in it for the sex. WHCHHH. 

Anybody you’re looking forward to seeing soon?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye.
Let’s be honest, have you ever been played by someone?
Hmm.

Are you easy to get along with?
I hope so!

Do you believe in love?
Yes. Love is legit. 

You’re rude, aren’t you?
Only to assholes who need to get fucked up the ass.

Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
Yeeeeye.

Has the opposite sex ever sang to you?
It was horrible, but I love him nonetheless. 

Are you wasting your time on someone?
I'm not wasting my time on anyone.

What is on your mind?
My period cramps are fucking killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you happier now or three months ago?
My memory cannot stretch back that far but I'm a happy chap right now!!!!!
Would you go in public looking like you do right now?
UM NEVA.

Look in your inbox, who all do you have texts from?
Honestly, don't know. I text certain people for an amount of time, then stop and text someone else so it's kinda all over the place. Nah I'm just trying to sound popular, I don't own a phone!! :(

Are you excited for something?
Emirates Day, summer holiday's, going to the beach to tan at Razza's birthday, Holly's (if I'm allowed to even go), Halloween, you name it!!!!

Yo Santa.

It's kinda early, but I'm an organised cookie.

For Christmas, I want:

-Dentist Huy to get these braces off.

-A new phone (preferably iPhone 4S)

-A Chihuahua

-Bigger boobs (the same one Melanie Iglesias has)

-A toned stomach (the one Mirander Kerr has)

-Toned legs

-Clinique foundation (liquid and powder)

-Windsor Smith Lizzy Red Suede heels 

-Windsor Smith Loren Fuchsia heels (Since you're going to be at Windsor Smith, you might as well.)

-Windsor Smith Lusty Chino heels (FUCK ME, SO HOT.)

-Any playsuit from Forever New

-Lee shorts

-Any American flag shorts

-Black Ray Ban Aviators

-Blue short shorts (Don't know the brand but it was from Gen pants & co. and it was like BLUE blue)

-A really big poster of Lady Gaga

-A bigger one of Tae Yang (preferably without a shirt on but I'm not too fuss)

-The Japan Barbie doll

-Any Lady Gaga Barbie dolls (if they actually sell it :( )

-Gossip Girl, Season 1 - 4 (REAL not shitty burnt ones)

Just because you only live once does not mean you shout shave your head in the shape of a V.

UYEN CUT ALL OF THIS HAIR OFF.

THEN SHE SHAVED IT WITH HER PUBES SHAVER.

ONE WEEK LATER.

2 AND A HALF WEEKS LATER (TODAY)
IT LOOKS FERAL AND IT LOOKS LIKE A GUY FROM BEHIND BUT IT FEELS GOOD HEHE.

I did not do any Maths homework yesterday, and I'm too lazy to do it tonight.

Someone please spank me for being so norteh!!!!!!!!!
Eh, I'll do it tomorrow. I swear.

BAD HEY MK! WHY CAN'T WE BE SIXTEEN FOREVER?!?! FROM DINA!

YEAH FUCKING HELL. I JUST WANT TO STAY 16 FOREVER AND NEVER DIE BECAUSE I LOVE EVERYONE AND I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS, EVER!

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

When I grow up, I'm not going to be an astronaut.

Today's full day science excursion to some place in the middle of no where proved that I don't like Mars and shit. I swear the bus trip took forever and I was convinced we were in the countryside because there was a lot of trees, massive houses and a population of zero. It reminded me of Mon and her hometown.

You know what shits me?

The fact that in two years time, it would be my last year at high school.
I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP, FUCK.

YOU DON'T UPDATE ENOUGH, I EXPECT 10 POSTS PER DAY. LOVE FROM JESSY ♥

LOL MY LIFE IS NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH. I'LL WRITE SOME RANDOM SHIT FOR YOU TOMOZZA.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

For my sluts.

Undressing: 8+ calories total
Kissing: 68 calories per hour
Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour
Giving Oral Sex: 100 calories per half-hour
Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour

were you on the phone today? if so who was it to..just curious haha x

LOL Um random but yeah I was... with two sluts and a dickhead. I called Sash in the afternoon, then Mon called me at 7ish and I was just on the phone with Al before my battery ran out.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

FUK YA!!!!!!!

Finally finished the Science assignment due tomorrow and also two chapters of maths that I was behind in as well as the Methods take home sac.

This week's going to be a gr8 week because I have two excursions meaning I miss out on school for two days meaning no English class meaning life is gr8. AND AND I GET MY KORTINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Picking up this hot-az-muthafukaaaa on Wedneaday.

Just called up MC's Tony Bianco and ordered the Emerald Suede Kortina's, ready to be picked up on Wednesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darling how are you

I am gr8, darlz!!!!!

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

The best Saturday of my life to date.

9am-3pm: Work.

4pm: Home.

4pm-5pm: Sleep.

5pm-7.30pm: Homework.

Now, I'm just going to online window shop then watch Kdrama and sleep until tomorrow.

hey darling u tried any bb creamy?

No I haven't. Care to give me some bbygrl?

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

MK NEEDS HELP!!

DOES ANYONE HAVE A TEAL COLOURED CLUTCH SO I CAN BORROW FOR THE RACES? OR IF ANYONE HAS BEEN ONLINE SHOPPING AND SEEN A NICE TEAL CLUTCH/WALLET THAT IS TEAL?????? IT NEEDS TO MATCH THE EMERALD SUEDE KORTINAS THAT I'LL BE BUYING. (SEARCH FOR IT ON MY BLOG, SCROLL DOWN) PLEASE!!! I'VE SEARCHED ALL OF SPORTSGIRL/BARDOT/FOREVER NEW/ TONY BIANCO/ ASOS AND I'M STUCK AZ FUK.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXO

Why life is gr8.

1. Beauty and the Geek is on tonight.
2. And so is Four Weddings.
3. I finally got something off my chest. FINALLY.
4. I tanned today.
5. I also had Indian food for the first time and it was really gr8.
6. Viv got me Gossip Girl Season 4.

STARTING FROM TODAY BITCHES.

Your favorite?

Thing in the whole wide world? The Emerald Suede Kortina shoes. I am so in love right now, no fucking joke.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

La beste moreste ingioto Uyen!

Si la ringu anyume Uyen itonu guki!!

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Rules of a teenaged girl.

Actually this rule should apply for any female out there, for all ages, big and small bbygurlz.


NEVER buy the pair of shoes that your best friend has or wants. Whoever claims their love for the shoe first, gets it. It is not okay to buy the shoe if your best friend claimed it first even if it's really hot/amazing/beautiful/ect. This is just as bad as going for the best friend's ex. Maybe if it was a different colour, depending on how easy going your biff is, but still, like I'd be cool with that. All I'm trying to say is, don't get the shoe if your best friend wants/has it. These things shits me and gets me so angry fyayfhabjfbi. Thank God, no one has ever done this to me.

Go to Coles.

Head towards the Deli selection area.
Order 10 kilos of Honey Soy chicken nibbles.
Cook them in the oven.
Serve alone or with rice or noodles, whatever.

Okay, HOW GR8 IS IT? I'D CHOOSE THESE OVER KFC ANYDAY. FAR MAN, SEX IN MY MOUTH OR WOT?????????!!!!!!!!!!

My early Wednesday.

Today we finished earlier than usual and I tried to make the most of it, hoping to study. But yeah no.
-Flinders with Allison, then to Bourke Street.
-Went to the best shop ever (beside Tony Bianco) and bought two Korean dramas. There was a sale and it was buy two, get one free. Best news I've heard all day. It legit took me a good half hour to choose which drama to get for free, and had the best dnm with the shopkeeper about all the selection of dramas. I would marry him, if he was a tad younger and had biceps.
-Caught the tram home and stopped by aunt's house to send my goodbyes to my cousin who was going back to America But she left this morning and I'm pissed I didn't get to say a proper goodbye.
-Walked home in this sexual weather and was home at three to da dot.
-Showered, removed make up ect and went to bed at 3.15 for a little nap.
-Put an alarm at 4.15 to wake up and do lots and lots of studying!!
-Sash fucking called at 3.20 and woke me up from the best little sleep even though it was only for like 5 minutes.
-In the end, I got no sleep. So this is a tragic ending. Mk needs sleep but also needs to study. I'm choosing study because I want to fucking ace METHODZZZZZZ ECKSAM FUK YAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twenty eight tomorrow, twenty nine on Thursday.

Life is GR8. I AM TOTALLY DIGGING THIS TANNING WEATHER. Thank you God, for answering all my prayers.

Hey sun, I've missed ya!

During lunch, I achieved this sexy tan line. Yeah, that is right homegurlz n boiz, B JELUZ.

THIS WEEK'S SALEZ.

you have 700 dollars in your bank cant you buy those shoes yourself

I can but I keep splurging and not saving. Eventually, I'll be left with nothing if I don't start being smart and saving. After those shoes, I will defs stay as far as possible from my NAB card!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

I need to study.

Exams are just around the corner. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study. Study.

What do I need to do? Study.

baby gurl u look nice without make up! you should don't need it!

Aw thank you!!! That'really nice of you, but I'm still really self concious without it on.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Hey Mk, I was wondering what type of jawline you would want?

Um I've actually never thought of jawlines. But it would be a blessing to have Park Bom's jawline because I love everything about her face.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

I'm not interested in boys,

My heart only wants this hot bitch.

I PROMISE I WILL BUY THIS AND AFTER THAT, NOT TOUCH ANY MONEY IN MY BANK ACCOUNT EVER AGAIN.............(UNTIL SUMMER HOLIDAYS.)

NAB Banking just sent me all the transaction details.

Account Balance Summary.
Opening balance: $0.00
Total credits: $2,259.40
Total debits: $1,495.27
Closing balance: $764.13

This is the first time I've ever received this transaction statement shit whatever since I just made a bank account early this year so Kfc could pay me AND WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN SPENDING SHIT ON?!?!?!?!?!? Fuck, I need to learn how to save money... Wow, I am actually so disappointed in myself.

Judgemental shallow fucks.

So. Fucking. Hungry.

I swear, school makes me hungrier than usual. 

Dear everyone,

Buy me this and I will forever, I mean legit mean forever, love you no matter what.

ladida girl! where u get ur nose! looks so nice! plastic surgeon plz!

LOL What on earth are you smoking my dear?

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

ur bday shu! what brand dat?

Ma birfdai pwesent shu waz Tonii Bianko n da shu dat i waz weerin on my bday partii3 waz novo shu

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Korean dramas>shoes>shopping.

I love Korean dramas more than anything else, no joke.

Weather ladeh.

I have this habit where I check the weather at least 5 times a day even though I know how many degrees it is tomorrow but I still do. Anyway, I checked it two hours ago and it said that tomorrow will have showers with a top of 19 but now it's changed to 21 degrees and mostly sunny. LIFE IS GR8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes, I love Melbourne weather and how moody it is.

My room is the G-spot.

Tomorrow will be my official first day back at school for Term 4. The only thing that's on my mind right now is  Eric Mun and ex-fucking-ams.

darling! your shu! what brand your shu!~

Which shu u on about bbygrl.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

LOL sweetie, you didnt block out all the names in the photo. if you look carefully, you can see his name. unless that was you're intention ;)

OMG SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. LOL OH WELL, shit happens.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Good news fellow minions.

I've finished my work experience and received five bux extra than expected with a really cute pen from my supervisor.
I've finished my Kfc shift.
I'm eating out tomorrow with Uyen.
I'm seeing Michelle!
First week back at school and I finish early on Wednesday.
I'm watching an amazing Korean drama tonight.

hey your pantie! what brand your pantie!

BONDZZZZZZZZZZZzZZzzzzzzZZ

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

lovely day to dance and shake!

Today is a lovely day to do anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love this weather.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Vic Street.

Everytime I leave the pharmacy to send orders/ take orders/ buy shit/ see people for my manager for work exp, I see at least a drug deal. I leave the pharmacy so many times a day for my manager and oh my God, can these people make their illegal dealing anymore obvious?! Oh how I love Victoria Street and the dodgy people there!!!!!! Nah, in all honesty some of the druggies there are so nice and cute, I just want to hug them!

Hi. Do you like Spencer?

Hi, who is he/she????????????????

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Modate! Aine! Uyen Van!~

R U HI BRO

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

The best thing I've ever done on Uyen's account.

Life is cruel.

2 GETTO 2 HANDLE OR WOT BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Other than Big Bang, who else do you like? Like Mahesh?

I googled Mahesh AHAHAHAHAH. The fuck is he. I love 2NE1 because Park Bom and Sandara Park's in it. I also like every other Korean.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Where my bullshitting ways come from.

I got it from my MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So today, my mum went into my work experience place to get some medicine. And she starts talking to the people working there.
Mum: I'm Mk's mum.
Supervisor: Oh really? She is really hardworking here!
Mum: Yeah, she also works at Kfc and everyone loves her there. Customers always come and offers her job opportunities because she's so good.
Supervisor: Oh wow, really! She's such a good girl.

Okay, stop right there mum.
Firstly, you hate the fact that I'm working and always complain about how my work is affecting my studies yet you're talking to my supervisor about my job at Kfc like it's a positive thing.
Secondly, only ONE CUSTOMER offered me a job and when I told you, you were more interested in your noodles you were eating than me.

Oh mummy, don't worry, I'll still love you, even though you exaggerate random bullshit.

Time go by... So slowly...

Time actually goes fast for me now. It's work exp, Van's house, home, chill, Methods homework, Korean drama then work exp, Van's house, home, chill, Methods homework, Korean drama then work exp, Van's house, home, chill, Methods homework, Korean drama and so on. I like it. Much prefer this over going to school. F33Ling qUit3 anT1s()ciaL rit3 nao~

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

how much makeup do you wear to school?

Just foundation, eyeliner and mascara. Sometimes when I'm feeling really, really lazy or content with myself, I go without. Recently, this has been rare.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

I HATE YOU FUCK WHSZT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU SICK FUCK WHERE DID UOI EVEN GET MY ID FROM LOL HAHHSAHAHAHHAJHA

Oh dear, I have not ever heard such vulgar language. I GOT IT FROM YOUR WALLET! FUCK YOU MONNY. XXXOOXOXOXXOXOXOX

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Actually doing my Math homework.

And I'm enjoying it too LOL. LOVS DIS.

What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?

Omg I'm in a riddle mood right now.

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

Good times, good times.

GOOD TIMES.

MY SEXY LOVE.: LET'S WOOHOO ALREADY

MY SEXY LOVE.: LET'S WOOHOO ALREADY: Life's too short to be a normal cunt and life's too short to be wearing boring clothes or even clothes at all. Hit me with the hot weather already, like 30 degrees hot. I want to be completely carefree and wooohoo already! Wooooooooooooooooooohoo with you bb bb.

Made for eachother.

If these two assholes ever get in with eachother..I WILL LEGIT VOMIT RAINBOWS. They're perfect for eachother. One's a fuq, the other one's a phuk. Together they'd be fucks. Perfect.

I'm so pessimistic right now.

Things that motivate me:
1. Korean dramas.
2. Seeing Michelle and Uyen this Saturday. And hopefully Double D tits too.

First day of Work Experience was gr8.

Not.
Stocked up toothpaste, nappies, tissue boxes and soap.
Copied invoices into a mysterious diary.
Went to Safeway to get the Herald Sun for the manager.
Put the mail into the mailbox.
Had a one hour lunch break; ate alone at a restaurant.
Mini dnm with the manager.
Shredded up reciepts with confidential information on it with my bare hands and scissors for LEGIT THR33 HOURS. I'm not even exaggerating.
That was all. I have another 4 days of this.

Aww how cute is my boyfriend?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IhULrQETiI&feature=player_embedded

Twenty.

1. What I’m doing: Stalking blogs
2. Current crush? One of my managers, some athletic guy with an amazing body who can't be named here, Mila Kunis and 4647738 other guys and girls.
3. Addiction? Kfc thigh pieces and Korean dramas.
4. How tall am I? ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE CENTIMENTRES.
5. Something I regret: Not doing my math homework earlier in the holidays.
6. Girls I trust: They know who they are.
7. Boys I trust: Uyen and Uyen onleh.
8. Last person I kissed: George Middleton. Like what I did there? Hehehehehe.
9. Favorite color? RED.
10. Confession: I'm not wearing a bra right now and this top is a tad revealing.
11. Who I miss: My family in Vietnam.
12. 5 Turn Ons: Funny people, males with muscular figure, respectful people, those who don't give a fuck and anyone who watches Kdrama.
13. 5 Turn Offs: Bad teeth, tbs, cockiness, ugly/dirty finger nails and a bad sense of fashion.
14. How far I’ve gone: 2 far. w3nt 2 da saRaha dzzerT wiv ma biTchez yo
15. Last text: "Okay babe! Can I text you on the train and bus trip there? It will make me happy to talk to you tomorrow morning! Xoxo Btw, NO ONE knows about **********" Soz can't put in the last part because it is highly confidential.
16. Who’s cute that I follow: http://sudarsobros.blogspot.com/ FUCK ME NAO PLZ..
17. What makes me laugh: Almost anything, like no joke.
18. The craziest thing I’ve ever done: Shaved my head. OMG WHY?????????!!?!?!?
19. What makes me smile: Tony Bianco.
20. What I’m listening to: Love rapture by Sammi

Notes to self.

Take a selfie exactly in this position when I get the chance.

Hi Allison, your boobs grew. Well in this photo it looks like it; just because I said that.. doesn't mean you can get all cocky on me.

LOL.

My friend told me this the other night and I pretended I already knew about it.

Type any letter into the Facebook search bar. The first person that comes up is the person you stalk the most. The second one is who you stalk second most and so on that begins with that letter. Pretty useful when you're on a mate's account to see who they stalk most.

WORK EXPERIENCE TOMOZZA!

I'm so scared!!!! On the bright side, five bux a day for five days. Noice.

No motivation. No nothing. Ceebs with everything.

TRENA'S SURPRISE.

do you have any regrets

Nah not really. I do everything for a reason, usually it's for the LOLZ.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

What's ur favorite number?

69. No joke.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Memoirs of a Year 7.

I LOST MY METHODS DISC WITH ALL THE PDF FILES OF MY TEXTBOOK THAT I NEVER BRING HOME BEAUSE IT'S HEAVY. I HAVE NOT TOUCHED HOMEWORK YET AND NEED TO CRAM. 

On a brighter note, whilst looking for my cd, I came across a blank cd from Year 7. I am actually so speechless. I was legit a dickhead. MY DRESS LENGTH?! MY GLASSES? MY EVERYTHING...DIUAYHFAH EW.

 

Coming to an end.

Yeah datz rite brodas. Holidays are ending real soon. Thank the Lord for work experience, I have it on the first week of school meaning I don't have school. Because of it, I can actually catch up on homework and sleep in since it starts at 10am. And after that, it's back to good ol' school days. Ceebs with school, certain people, teachers, work, exams, everything really. I'm just anticipating on summer holidays now!

Leaving things last minute.

I'm not even sure if I'm allowed out tonight but I'll ask her an hour before the event. All I got to do is keep sucking up and do house chores. Yay for Asian parents..

DAY 4: 7 FAVE THINGS

Favourite colours are red, purple and teal.

Favourite subject is Maths. (dunt juj)

Favourite food is chicken.

Favourite pair of shoes are, and will always be, the Dodge.
Favourite days of the week are any days apart from Sunday and Tuesday.
Favourite song right now is Stereo Hearts. I think I'm in love with Gym Class Heroes.
Favourite movie would have to be Saw VII.

FAVE SCENE IN SAW 7. IT'S SO GROSS BUT REALLY INTERESTING. LOVE DIS SHYT.

I know I always say this but I'm going to say it once more.

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T MY BRACES OFF YET? IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER. PLEASE DENTIST HUY, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO ENSURE THESE SUPER FUGLY GRILLZ ARE OFF ASAP. FJAJKFJJFBAHBFKA OMG PL0X

CONFESSION: I AM GUILTY OF SOME FALSE ADVERTISEMENT.

Dina accused me of false advertisement and yes, I'M SORRY OKAY?! About the post about free Maccas for all. It does not 100% all the time work. Usually when you ask for water, they will only give you a small cup but sometimes when you're lucky and the cashier is dtf, they might give you a medium or large cup with the sticker!

OKAY ANYONE HAVE A PURPLE 3, A RED R, OR A GREEN E FROM THE STICKER THING PLEASE HIT ME BACK ASAP. WILLING TO PAY $20 FOR IT. NO JOKE.

Some people just need to loosen the fuck up. Live life a little you know?!

A night to remember.

Last night was the most spontaneous night, ever. After getting Uyen's mum to beg my mum to let me sleepover at hers' with Dina, I packed my shit and left asap.

-Photowhored, videowhored, well basically just whored the fuck out of Uyen's camera.

-Stalked all the beautiful people we know.

-Ate rice with the Van family. Awkward when Dina and I didn't know what to do with the chicken bones after eating it.. Her parents are absolute qts. Uyen gave us way too much dessert.

-Saw a razor so shaved our heads just because we only live once.

-Dina used her hairdressing skills and washed my hair.

-Went wild for Danny through webcam.

-Supposed to watch Laguna Beach, but instead resulted to lying on bed with Uyen's annoying furry blankets and dnm-ed.

-Kinky dnms turned to ghost stories which led to all of us going to the toilet together.

-Tried to sleep, but someone would not shut the fuck up so we pierced Dina's ear. BIGGEST FAIL OF MY LIFE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH. She was biting on a pillow while Uyen tried stabbing an earring through the ear with me holding onto Dina.

-Decided we HAD to go to bed in order to wake up at 8 in the morning.

-Slept. Well Uyen and I did..as for Dina.. I don't know what she was up to..

ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST NIGHT EVER. I really want to do this again one day.

Notes for tomorrow.

11.30AM Wake up.

11.32AM Eat, if hungry.

11.40 Shower.

11.50PM Put contacts in, make up.

12.10PM Pack make up, phone charger, contacts shit, wallet, perfume, sanitary items, clothes for Thursday, kinky pjs, City Hunter and Bio book for Michelle.

12.30PM Leave home, send love to mummy.

12.45PM Check up on Allison, chuck her a call.

1.00PM Meet Dina at the station.

3.30PM Meet Uyen at her work with Dina.

Call Michelle that night

Call Sasha that night, actually Sash can call me.

My day today.

So I went out with Uyen my babe today. We went bra shopping and I tried on 6 different bras, and only two fitted me well.. none of which are my actual size. I don't know if this is because Mossimo does their bra sizes different or what but I fitted well in a 14A and 10C. I know, LUDICROUS MUCH?! But anyway, it's either I gained a cup size or lost one? Hmm.

LIFE IS CRUEL, UNFAIR AND UNJUST.

I HATE ALL YOU BITCHES THAT WERE BORN WITH STRAIGHT TEETH. WHY??????!?!?!?!?!?!!? I'M A DECENT CITIZEN AND DO GOOD FOR THE WORLD, ALL I ASK FOR IS A PAIR OF STRAIGHT TEETH.

Day 3: 7 THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE

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What did you do today? Any plans for tommorow??

Went out with Sashie to his place to chill then went out for Nandos. Aw love that kid. And tomozza I'm going bra shopping with my maingurl Uyenz0r then work. Gr8!

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Day 2: 7 FWENDZ

Okay, this is kinda delayed..

Allison Jean Jasmin
We first laid eyes on each other that moment she walked into my class on the first day of school in Year 9. Well maybe only I laid my eyes on her. Guys, no one judge me but I thought she looked all posh and professional with her sophisticated bun (no one wears 'sophisticated buns' at my school because well yeah, it's PCW and we're not posh or anything like that..) and that was why I wanted to be her friend, cause she was kinda different. I slowly made my way up there by asking her in P.E that first week, if she was Korean. She soon migrated from her first group of friends to my girls. At first it was awkward and we didn't know what to talk about with hardly any mutual friends at all. Now, we have met a lot of eachother's friends and I guess I could call her my best friend even though she is the biggest bitch out to me. We're comfortable around each other and most of the time we act as if we hate each other..but deep down, I know she fucking loves me. We will be best friends for life.

AHAHAHAHA DON'T KILL ME

Dina Le
I used to hear stories about this one and tried to stalk her on Facebook. We finally met near Christmas time in 2009. She was absolutely hilarious and I had a great first impression of her. We were kind of just acquaintances back then. Soon, we started to hang out with a couple of other girls and even though we don't see each other as often, there's something about her that makes it seem like we've known eachother for years. She never fails to make me laugh with her random comments and unique personality. I love how she's full of surprises. After a random phone call we had, we randomly planned to celebrate out birthdays together. I think that was the one of the most spontaneous thing I've ever done. It was a beautiful night and I'm glad I shared the moment with Dina Le my bbygurl. Double-D, we need to do something out of the blue again!!

DUN'T H8 UZ COZ U AINT UZ

Michelle Le
Man, where do I start?! We met the minute we left our mother's uterus. Yes indeed, we are cousins. She is the closest best friend I have since I've known her the longest. She is funny, genuine, amazing, everything! She knows me inside out and I fucking love her so much. During school times, we are quite distant as we don't see each other often but every now and again, I give her a call. (Yes, it is always me who gives her a call.) Our memories are endless; from sleepovers to Safeway to Tammy's house and those kinky times at Northlands. I really don't know what life would be like without this one!!!! MICHELLE CHAU WHAT UP?!

BEST COUSIN OUT.

Monique Smith

I love razzing up this country slut. I met her last year when she just moved from her hometown to the city. She caught my tram and our conversations were basically about Bardot. We were just friends then, with the awkward hi and byes here and there during school when we saw each other. This year, unfortunately for me, (JOKES BABE ILY) she was put in my class. All her friends were put in the other classes so we let Mon chill with us in class. I actually have no idea how this happened but we became really close and some lunchtimes, I don't even sit with my usual group, instead I chill with this little fuck. We've formed a little foursome group with her best mate Holly alongside with Al and myself. She's fucking hilarious, deep and hot. I don't want to seem creepy but there's something about Mon's presence that makes me happy.

RAZZING UP SOME ASIAN.

Trena Staff

I don't know what to do with life if I didn't meet Trena in Year 7. She is the longest friendship I've maintained for the times at PCW. The others seem to have drifted or hate me so she is definitely someone special. In Year 7, we started off as strangers and later became friends. Don't ask me why, I really can't remember. We've never had a fight apart from that one time she didn't help me in music class and I was pissed off because she was getting all cocky since she knows how to read music notes and shit. Even though we only have one class together this year, we make the most of it. I will love her and even if we do drift when it comes to University, I will remember her for life because she has made a huge impact on me. She knows how to have fun and has no pride like myself yet she's really mature. Never met anyone like that before. I love her. But I love her ex more.

DOING WHAT WE DO BEST.

Uyen Van

Long story short; we met all thanks to some dude I used to like, on the 78 tram in November of 2009. We instantly clicked and now spend endless times with each other! It's back to school son and it sucks cause we won't see eachother almost everyday like we do now in the holidays. I love her, and when we're older we'll be living together like trew lezbyanz yo~~~She is most definitely the craziest woman I know.

WE'RE SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE..WITH AND DLFS OUT DERE.

Vivien Tran
I met Viv two years ago at tutor preparing for Mac Rob. We planned to make it into Mac Rob together..which did not happen............Even though I hardly ever see her, we try our best to keep in contact. I trust her as much as all my other girls who I see on a regular basis because she's absolutely amazing. I MISS YOU VIVY!

ONLY PHOTO I COULD FIND SO DON'T LAUGH