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Sunday, October 31

At this time

I would be at Christina's house, talking to her mum about Louis Vuitton, hitting on her father and photowhoring with her brother and dog. Then the both of us would meet up with Chris, Trena and Sammie to go Trick or Treating in our Halloween outfits.
Instead, I'm at home, sick. Seriously, fuck you cold fever.

Have you ever lived a week without bitching?

Saturday, October 30

Friday, October 29

I feel obliged to pose kinkily for every photo taken of me.

30/10 - 31/ 10


What will you ever be doing without the wonderful Mk giving you all these updates on Bardót Sales? 8-)

What happened at the social, stays at the social.

PCW & CBC RE-PRE-SENT.


Thursday, October 28

5 weeks.

35 days.
840 hours.
50,400 minutes.
3,024,000 seconds.
EYE WEALLY CARNT WAYT AT ALLZ.

Wednesday, October 27

One day I'm going to randomly in dye my hair.

And everyone will be like WTF o____________________________________O
LOL.

Whenever I re-read old text messages, MSN conversations and Wall-to-Walls, I cringe at my 'cool' spelling and grammar.

I'd love to dig myself a hole right now.
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO EVEN BE THAT HOT?

I’m too old.

When I was younger, I’ve always dreamt of straightening my hair, buying pretty dresses, putting makeup on and wearing heels. I’ve always wondered at what age I’d be able to do all of those things. It just makes me feel so damn old now.
So let’s rewind back to primary school when the hardest thing to do was not fall asleep whilst the library teacher was reading a picture book. Back to the times when boys we’re gross and getting a hold of the new sandpit equipment was considered gold.

Tuesday, October 26

Presentation College Windor and Catholic Boys College's Social is going to be the sex.

Starting from Period 3 until 3.00PM, no other social can compare to ours'.
I SWEAR TO GOD. AS CREEPY AS I AM. THE GUY ON MY RIGHT IS MY BOYFRIEND SO SIMILIAR TO KIM HYUNG JOONG. IS HE NOT? THE HAIR AND EVERYTHING.

Hey Bitchez. Jaz in da haowse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


“I know I cute becus I JASMAN!!!” Is what she actually says, which translate to, I know I’m cute because I’m JASMINE! She’s the girl everyone hates. The one who has flawless skin. No pimples, no pores, no nothing. She never gets greasy hair. She can sleep whenever she wants, and wherever she wants. She’s 3 years old and self taught herself how to work the iPod Touch as well as the DS and Wii. She photowhores.. alone. She swears and gets away with it. She practically owns the TV in the living room. She moans and groans. She has her own collection of shoes ranging from heeled boots to flats and ‘fake’ Vans. She forces me to paint her fingernails. She claims her boyfriend is Deigo (Dora’s friend). She knows she’s top shit.


And that’s my sister.

My one and only,
JAZZZY-WAZZY.

Last December, before Mk & Uyen met. PLEASE EXCUSE THE HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING SPELLING OF 'u, LOOOOLS, tmr, ur, @ ect.." Ew.

(8:21 PM) -: omg uyen, i still have not seen you on the tram yet

(8:21 PM) uuyen: i know ):
(8:21 PM) uuyen: i was on the tram with alberto today
but i couldnt seee any prsentation girls
(8:22 PM) -: hahas alberto
i should not have left the tram
i was on his tram too D:
(8:22 PM) uuyen: awws
D:(8:23 PM) uuyen: i wont be on tomorrow cos i have tutor ):
(8:23 PM) uuyen: but hopefully we can see eachother before holidays start ahaha :]
(8:23 PM) -: LOOOLS, hahas maybe ..
what tutor u go to ?
(8:24 PM) uuyen: edu kingdom in preston
(8:24 PM) uuyen: i get the train to go there
(8:25 PM) uuyen: you go with peter @ abbotsford ?
(8:25 PM) -: yeah , i mgiht be goin ek next year :-O
(8:27 PM) uuyen: which one? lol (:
(8:28 PM) -: in preston , with michelle
(8:29 PM) uuyen: aww i go there
but im quittin soon D:
(8:29 PM) -: oh noo D:
stay
(8:29 PM) uuyen: umm X goes thereee but hes quittin
i'll try and stay
(8:30 PM) -: X, is a creeppy guy
sorry, if hes ur friedn but yeah
(8:31 PM) uuyen: yeah i hate him sometimes
ahahah
(8:32 PM) -: hahahahs
(8:32 PM) uuyen: he think his the hottest guy out
(8:32 PM) -: omg, he must be cocky
(8:32 PM) -: and he really wants to see me, its kinda weird since we hardly talk on msn
(8:33 PM) uuyen: yeah
he thinks that if you meet him then
you'll like him
(8:34 PM) uuyen: cos of his appearance S:
(8:34 PM) -: um ew LOOOLS
(8:34 PM) -: i dont like his personality so its not gonna work out well
(8:35 PM) uuyen: yeahh i dont like his personality either
(8:35 PM) uuyen: his boring to talk to
(8:37 PM) -: yes SO TRUE
we think alike :)
(8:39 PM) uuyen: yep :D
(8:39 PM) uuyen: gtg
lol
byeeeeeee x
(8:39 PM) -: omg byee then
laters
might see you tmr
(8:39 PM) uuyen: hopfully

I've just applied to a new tutor and all I'm praying is, Dearest Father Almighty, PLEASE LET THERE BE HOT GUYS IN MY CLASS. PLEASE. OR AT LEAST KOREANS.

Sunday, October 24

Allison said to me, "Because of you, I say bullshit at least a hundred times a day."

Okay, I admit, I lie. A lot. It's a habit of mine's. It's bad I know, but I only lie for my own entertainment to see their reaction or to make myself look better. Common lies I tell people, I'm half Korean and Italian, I'm only 12 years old, I like girls and girls only, I go to Mac Robertson, my best friend's boyfriend is actually my ex and all that bullshit. Yet people believe me. It's not a lie if I'm only joking and never tell them the truth right?
But I want to change. For a day, I will not say anything but the truth. No, actually make it a week. I will not lie, not once. It's worth a try.

Father Le.

- In the car the other day.
Me: Oh my God, I bought this new top. If you can guess where I got it from I'll give your money back. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS IT.
Dad: Uhh, probably that place where you always go to.. Dot-dot?
Me: :| What the hell is Dot-dot? ...
Dad: That yellow store around the corner.
Me: OH GOD... IT'S BARDÓT..

Speaking of the father. He is currently off to his mate's birthday. I know right? Fourty year old men celebrating birthdays? Random. Just as I came home ater shopping, I see him walk into his friend's car, wearing a maroon coloured hawaiian styled shirt ....... I think I'm going to shoot him when he goes home.

Friday, October 22

I'm going to dig myself a large hole.

And not ever come out of until the Summer holidays.

Thursday, October 21

Talking to my 8 year old cousin like she's my age.

Currently having a "D and M" session about her school life and how she gives her food away to her friends sometimes even though she doesn't want to.

who are your best friends?

I have many best friends who I can't simply just list out. But the top three are: Me, Myself and I.

Ask me anything.

TWENTYNINE DEGREES TOMORROW?

FINALLY, SPRING HAS HIT MELBOURNE. TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, AH AH-AH-AH AH AH!

Wednesday, October 20

I love Anthony for telling his friend who is friends with Maribelle Anes about me. SHE SAID 'SUP:)' WHICH MEANS SHE SAW THAT WALLPOST WHICH MEANS SHE READ MY NAME. I DON'T WANT TO SEEM CREEPY SO I DIDN'T REPLY TO HER COMMENT. SHE LEFT ME JUST SPEECHLESS. I LOVE YOU MARIBELLE FOR LIFE.

Today, for the first time in a while, I saw the glass half empty.

I'm usually optimistic. WHAT IS THIS?
:(

I is so very scared.

Today was the last day for the Year 12's at PEE.SEE.DUBBLEYOU. REP-REEEEE-SENT. Alright, the "represent" was totally uncalled for, but A keeps saying it so it's engraved in my head everytime I say PCW. Well the speeches the two captians read out was heart touching. It made me realise how lucky I am.
I don't want to be older anymore. I want to stay forever young. I don't want to be a year 10 next year anymore. I don't want school to end, ever. I don't want to meet the real world. I don't want to go to University. But most importantly, I don't want to not see my friends five days a week. Now that I see it, I don't mind waking up 6am, doing homework, doing P.E and wearing the sport uniform, wearing lace ups, tying my hair up or doing exams. I LIKE SCHOOL. I DON'T EVER WANT TO LEAVE.

Vivien Tran.

That phone call made my day.

Tuesday, October 19

We tried to be kinky.
We're not wearing make up, so don't judge us. 8-)

Monday, October 18

Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

It's only two weeks away!
Personally, being in Australia, I have never done anything special for Halloween. I remember last year, a group of three people came dressed for Halloween and knocked on my door saying, "Trick or Treat?" I was so excited I gave them all the chocolate in the house I had.
And this year, if everything goes according to plan, I shall celebrate Halloween with some segzi white khidz!
I'm planning to dress up as the Grudge. Yeaaaaaaaaah boi.

Can you like not?

Just no.
Just stop.
Just shut your mouth.
And leave.
Before I turkey slap your face with my penis.

Freebies make my day.

As Asian as that may sound, it is true. Today, at Flinders, these people decided to give free chocolate and cheese cake boxes. AND THEY WERE MOM'S FAVOURITES! SO I TOOK SEVEN BOXES. Well not really, I got four and got another three from a lovely Melbourne High boy.

Today was the first time I've ever cried in Neighbours.

It was so sad.
Poor Donna.
Poor Steph.
Poor everyone!
It was heart breaking.
Second week of holidays. Kinky isn't it?

Friday, October 15

I was in the bloody cold right after shower, just wearing a thin top, my school trackies and uggs and had to rush to James Ann College to pick up a friend from tutor since his dad couldn't at 8pm.

Sometimes I wonder why am I such a great friend? I love how his first response when he saw me was, "What are you doing here?" and I didn't get a greeting or even thanks. What a great friend!!!
With love, the girl who you one time burnt her hair with and that is the reason why she has split ends.
xxoxoxxoxooxoxoxoooxoxoxoxoooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxox

This morning I had to walk in the cold rain with only my sports jumper covering my hair to class alone, but one Year 7 girl decided to run up to me and share her umbrella with me. I don't know who you are, but you have totally changed my perception of all Year 7s.

If it weren't for the age difference and if she were a he (a hot he), it would of been romantic.

Thursday, October 14

One time we were in P.E and Mr. M was like, "...Hockey is all fun and games, but, and this is a BIG but and I'm not talking about mine's, it can be very dangerous if you don't hold the sticks properly."

HE IS THE FUNNIEST TEACHER EVER. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I LAUGHED.. AND EVERYONE WAITED FOR ME TO SHUT UP.. BUT SERIOUSLY AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Sometimes when I look at Koreans I wonder

how can someone be so unbelievably hot.
Like it's mindblowing how attractive some of the actors/actresses are.
I don't get it.
God is unfair.
I am not shallow at all.

My many idols:
Yoon Eun Hye
Park Han Byul
Park Shin Hye
Sung Yu Ri
Kim Bum
Tae Yang
T.O.P
G-Dragon
Lee Min Ho
Kim Hyung Joong
Yoo Seung Ho
Ji Yeon
Song Hye Kyo
Choi Si Won
Jang Geun Suk
Lee Hong Ki
Jung Yong Hwa
UEE
So Ji Sub
Han Chae Young
Lee Jun Ki
Lee Da Hae
Rain
Kim Jung Hwa

I don't love you guys because you're hot..
It's because you're amazing and you're amazing because you're hot.
Especially you, Tae Yang, I can't say your name without having that warm fuzzy feeling inside.
OH MY GOD, COME TO AUSTALIA ALREADY.
Why can't Viets be sexy like them?

Wednesday, October 13

I have been removing my nail polish for the last half an hour or so..

This is a lesson to you all. Don't paint five layers (literally) of nail polish on the night before school, because chances are, you'll get told off and forced to remove them asap. So here I am, instead of doing something productive like homework, I'm still removing my nail polish. I've been doing this for so long, I can do it with one hand. Like seriously. Wow right?!

Click here.

So from now on, everytime you click on a post title, it will bring you somewhere magical. Magical like horses. SO REMEMBER TO CLICK ON EVERY TITLE I POST FROM NOW ON OKAY?! I PUT IN HEAPS OF EFFORT TO FIND A RELEVANT LINK 8-)
Kinky. In desperate need to go to Seafolly.

Wearing make-up does not necessarily mean you're fake.

So bitch, please.
Keep your judgements to yourself.

Tuesday, October 12

I love to make things awkward between two people.

n i downt noe y bart it sho farny!!!!!!!

Have you guys ever been to heaven?

The closest thing you'll ever get to it is this.
http://www.gaspjeans.com.au/
Kinky isn't it?

Monday, October 11

I just realised how cocky, self obsessed, vain and over confident my friends are.

Especially Allison Jean and Patrena Marie.
Every day, I go through the pain of listening to them compliment themselves on how hot and funny they are. I play along and agree, but secretly we all know I’m the hottest.

what do you find most funny?

My funny jokes that I make up.

Ask me anything.

That's right Bec.

Today, I sunbaked for the whole of lunch and tanned, whilst the two girls beside me didn’t; one got sunburnt instead and the other just didn’t tan. Life is good.

And dear teachers, we don't believe in skin cancer.

HI MK! :D it's emjay, hehe just wanted to drop by and say hello, and i miss talking to you heaps! ): and your blog is trés great! (; take care! :D <3

EMJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! AW I MISS YOU TOO CUTIE. And thank you! We shall talk heaps again soon. LOTS OF LOVE, MK!

Ask me anything.

Finding out.

A real best friend should be there to comfort the other when they’re feeling suicidal. I am a horrible person for not realising how badly you were coping with everything. Sorry.

Sunday, October 10

Are you dating someone from Melbourne High?

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHA LOL, no seriously. Dey r 2 h0t 4 m3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me anything.

your're really pretty :) and your blogs are the funniest keep it up!

Aww thanks gorgeous!

Ask me anything.

Friday, October 8

Sweetie, let me help you.

Alright, so you know Facebook right? It’s a socializing site for people like you and I and we communicate via Walls. This is known as Wall-to-Walling yes? Well, when you Wall-to-wall with a particular someone multiple times every single day I think it’s safe to say that everyone wants you to Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Like don’t get me wrong I Wall-to-wall as well, but it’s not to the point where there is only one person on my Wall and no one else. So boys, girls, I can help you resolve this problem. Okay, so after someone has posted something on your Wall and you know that it is going to be a long conversation, rather than Wall-to-walling and spamming everyone’s News Feed, how about listen to Mk? So under a Wallpost there is the “Comment” button right? Left Click on it and you can add your text. Amazing isn’t it?! And from there, you can have the longest conversation you want without spamming. But if you don’t want to comment because you don’t know how to, you can always go back to Wall-to-walling and pissing the shit out of people. Oh wait hang on, HOW ABOUT COMMUNICATE THE THREE OR SO WORDS YOU ARE WALL-TO-WALLING VIA FACEBOOK CHAT, FACEBOOK INBOX, SKYPE, WINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER OR TEXT EACHOTHER FOR GOODNESS SAKE.


^Oh, talk about PMS.
But seriously stop the superfluous daily Wall-to-walling.

Thursday, October 7

2007. Michelle (left) Not me (right).
KINKY. I think she's going to shoot me, it's just for laughes LOL.

HA! HA! SUCKS TO BE YOU, LOOOOOOOOSERRRRR!

Wow, I'm so immature.
But seriously. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEHEHEHE DICKS ON YOU, SLART.

I can't control money.

Just a minute ago I was broke, and telling myself when I get money I will not use it. Suddenly I'm loaded with money and I'm using it all for a Stussy backpack and a Korean Drama. (Kinky isn't it?) I have a problem. Help me... by donating some money. Kthxbai.

hu iz da funniest p3s0m u noe????!?!??!!?! ex oh ;P

apart frm u, i fink i am da funniest pershan eva!!!!!!!!!!!! ex oh ex hawtstuffz

Ask me anything.

Wednesday, October 6


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODBYE WINTER AND HE-LLOOOO HOTSTUFF SEXY WEATHER, BEACHES, BIKINI, TANNING, ICE CREAM, AIR CON, AND SWEATY HOT BOYS.

You are wrong. And I am right.

End of disscussion.

Tuesday, October 5

 SOMEONE FIND ME THESE EXACT SUNNIES AND I SHALL SUCK YOUR TOES. BOW DOWN TO YOU. EAT SLUG SHELLS. ANYTHING JUST FOR YOU. PARLEEZ! XOXOXOXO

oOOOooOOOooOOO!

- (adj.) an expression used to show excitement and intenseness.

Back to school for Term 4.

YEAAAAAAH BOI. Yeah, it wasn’t too bad.
Maybe because I got to start on a Tuesday.
Or perhaps it was actually spring and sunny for once.
Or possibly because I was in a really good mood and everything’s funny.
Or maybe, just maybe, I actually secretly love doing school work.

Monday, October 4

I LOL'd at my screen like a kewl kat

You're not funny anymore.

I remember those time when you made me laugh so hard my stomach ached. Literally. But now, your jokes are crude. Trust me, I love to laugh and laugh at most things but I know when a joke has gone too far. And you, my dear, have crossed the line a while now, but I had to put up with it. I am no longer tolerating your sarcastic shit.
This makes me want to have short hair.

Friday, October 1

You know those people

who you just hate immediately you see their face or those who you instantly love and click even though you know not much about them. Well I LOVE Lily. We met mid last year at Northlands and little did I know, we share the same love and interest for Koreans. There is no one in the world who I can relate to and although we haven’t met for over a year, we have re-connected through our many conversations over the topic of Korean Dramas and hot Korean people. We have planned to meet up this Saturday and I am very excited. Finally, I can talk to someone about Koreans and not bore them and they too, can tell me things I don’t know about Korean boys, girls, and everything in between. Also, for those who are also Korean fanatics, OH MY GOD, THERE IS A NEW KOREAN RESTURANT DOWN BRIDGE ROAD CALLED RICH GOSHEN. I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY WHEN I WAS WALKING DOWN THERE AND I SWEAR, A SMALL TEAR CAME ROLLING DOWN MY EYES. FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, EVERYTHING IS COMPLETE. I GOT THE NUMBER AND CALLED IT, THEY PICKED UP SAYING ANNIYEONG HAISEYO. OH MY GOD RIGHT?! (L) I. NEED. TO. GO. THERE. TOMORROW. AND. BE. FRIEDNS. WITH. THE. LADY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, LIFE IS GOOD.
Lee shorts. I like. ooOOooOO!

I was bored and finally decided to answer to all of you guys' questions that I haven't answered in the past because I was too lazy to.

heeeey baby! i think you are the hottest thing alive, don't ever worry about what others say, live your life, your most prized possession (: i love your blogs ! love from mary flower (; xx

MARRRRRRY-BABE, I think YOU'RE the sexiest thing alive. And thanks sweetie, that is what I'm doing ;) And I love your's too. Need to catch up soon! XOXOO

Ask me anything.

when's yours and uyen's vid gonna be out? ooOOOOoo IM SAH EXCITED! *WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE..my dedication ;) thank youu!

OOoooOOoooOO I have no idea. And I'm glad you liked it ;)

Ask me anything.

Does Chanel, Louis Vuitton, Gucci or Prada make better bags? The Chanel bags are absolutely to die for. But Louis Vuitton are nice as well. Guicci is alright, and Prada is fine as well. But Chanel is my favourite. What about you? What do you prefer? <3

Yeah, I used to be in love with LV, I still am, but Chanel is sooo devine. SO CHANEL IT IS.

Ask me anything.

Hi, do you prefer the Chanel GST Bag or the Louis Vuitton Speedy Bag?

I think CHANEL. <3

Ask me anything.

darling I am getting an lv purse.. r u jealous babes

Yes, shut up.

Ask me anything.

hi babes

OH MY GOD, HI BEBZ.

Ask me anything.

Oh my god, i had the most amazing time last night ;; i dreamt i saw you again.

Oh my, I am very flattered and not creeped out whatsoever.

Ask me anything.

Darling, how are you?

Darling, I'm hungry as.

Ask me anything.

Hi! I really love your Blog! What do you think about the YSL or Chanel Foundations? I rarely use Foundation but I want to try and use it more. The Problem is I have very fair skin, so which one would be better to use in terms of texture and color? thx <3

Personally, I haven’t tried either of those foundations. But what I have tried, and loved very much is Clinique Liquid and Powder foundation. It is so damn sexy, I swear. If you want to use foundation more often, a make up artist once told me that if I wanted to wear foundation on a regular basis to school then I should wear just mineral powder foundation because I blocks stuff from getting into your skin and protects UV Rays from the sun and all; and for weekends, for better coverage, use liquid and powder. I’m not a makeup expert, so I don’t know what you should do since you have fair skin, but you can always get consultation at good make up stores like MAC or Myers. x

Ask me anything.

how do you store all your clothes? do you have a system how you store them in your closet? (like for example by materials, colors... with boxes?). And how do you store your jewellery? Could you please upload some pics? I need some inspiration ;) thank you

I store my clothes in categories. Summer clothes on the on the right; winter clothes on the left. So from right to left its – Dresses, skirts, tops, tees, shorts, jeans, long sleeved tees, cardigans, hoodies and very last is my sexy ass uniform.

Ask me anything.

do you throw blushes and bronzers away if they are broken? I have a few broken ones and I don't know if I should throw them away. And generally speaking: for what reasons do you throw make up away??

If they're broken, it doesn't mean you still can't use it, unless it is in extremely bad condition. Don't waste your make up! And I throw away make up when there's none left or when I know I'm not going to use it anymore, which is rarely.

Ask me anything.

how often do you go to the cinema?

Not often, to be honest, I hate going to the movies. Nowadays, movies are overrated; they're not as good as they look in the trailer. But you know, it's just what I think.

Ask me anything.

If you had to pick a favorite red nail polish, which one would it be?

It would be the really bright red one that makes my eyes go WooOOOooOOow!

Ask me anything.