Ay munchkinz

It's daylight savings tomorrow so remember to turn your clocks forward one hour. Hehe jokes.. It's back an hour!!




Or is it?

1034 hours.

As of now, 10.34am, I am officially done for term 1. No school, no classes and no outcomes for fourteen days feels pretty fucking gr8.

Why did life bring me here?

Took us a good hour to find our way to Dallas Brooks Hall. I would not have done it without my beloved Tony. I love you. I recommend everyone to use the Map app on the iPhone. Definitely a life saver!!!!

The ugly truth.

I've just witnessed the ugly side of a beautiful person. It really does take the beauty out of you.

The things that could be mine if I didn't spend my money on food and taxis.

It feels good not having homework.

Well technically I do so actually, it feels good not giving a shit about homework. I feel so CAR3FR33~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm feeling good.

I only have five classes left for the term and they're just Methods, English and Spec since we have Music Fest. It really does feel good. Plans for tonight: methods homework, Spec cheat sheet and clean up this room cause mum is being annoying about it. LG PEOPLE.

Fellow minions,

chuck me a USB filled with your top 20 songs so I can put it on my iPod under your name so I can listen to it and think about you.

Nah seriously, please. I need new music since I've stopped downloading shit.

Best news I have received all year.

I don't know if anyone knew this but it's all new to me. Anyway guess what?!!! We can repeat a 3/4 subject with no penalties! Fuck ya. After doing horrible in my first sac, I guess this will mean that I'll be doing Methods for three years.... Bring it slut.

Never do it.

Unless you want your nose to sting like a fucking assfuck, never rub Vicks up your nose just to clear it up. I accidentally sniffed a bit of it up as well. Pleasant.

Dundundun.

Dubstep is actually okay.

Idk what's wrong with me.. I used to hate dubstep and thought it was tb.......................

Urgent help.

If anyone knows how to knit socks, please, seriously please,holla@mi.

I want to start knitting socks.

First time updating the iPad for the past year.

This term has been short, but long. I'm already in the holiday mood. I have lots of homework to catch up on but I've been so sick so I think it's a sign from God to not do it. I'll deal with the consequences, even if it means to stay back after school to do it huhuuuuuu.
Anyway here's thee 411 for Term 1 holidays that I created cause I'm that bored:
-Volunteer at an op shop on Monday and Tuesday of week 1.
-Study, and this time do it.
-Queensland for a day!
-Help Gboi do his media assignment.
-Do something at Uyen's when she has a free house.
-Go for breakfast daily.
-Work my ass off and make lots of dosh for the road trip/schoolies.
-Eat out on Sundays with the family.
-Have an Easter egg hunt.
-Do my hours and hopefully show off my driving skills to my souljaboiz
-See everyone I love that I don't usually.
-Have a night out where we dress up.
-Sleepovers.
-Fufill bucket lists.
-Play the "house-to-house" game and surprise bitches.
-Thrifting.
-Formal dress shopping.
-Watch a movie in the bean bag cinema.
-Day out with mumzorz.
-Sleep late, wake early and not waste a day of the holidays.

i like this guy but i dont want to be heart broken

You're going to have to be heart broken one day. Go4it

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

Fuck the future.

Live for now.

$10 for anyone who is willing to come over and clean up my room.

Bring in a friend. I don't care as long as my room is spotless. Don't worry, both will get $10 each and, AND, I'll shout food (of your choice maximum price of $5.. Nah jokes, eat your heart out on whatever) when everything's done. All you need to do is vacuum and just sort out everything so it's neat. I'm not being lazy... It's just that I lack cleaning up skills.

This is what you're up against. Call/ inbox pleaseeeeeeee

THIS IN NOT A SCAM. I AM BEING LEGIT AND I'M DESPERATE.

Pajama day Saturday bitches.

We decided to make a ritual as of today where the fourth week of every month on Saturday, it's going to be PJ SAT'DAY.
-Uyen and I invited ourselves to Gav's
-Maccas then Harvey Normans
-Us three invited ourselves over to Dina's where Gavin almost killed us as use drove us there. Never again trusting anyone on their Learners to drive me in the back seat....
-Met Dina's beloved fambam. I actually love her mum so much.

I need to do homework.

This headache, runny nose and itchy eyes aren't helping at all. Fuck me.

7.14am @ NR station.

On a Saturday morning!! Just casually planning to rock up at X's house at 8 cause life is full of surprises.

I want to get lost.

Like catch a random train and get off a random stop and walk anywhere and everywhere. Find food and once I have no idea where I am, that's when I start finding my way back home.

My first ever 3/4 sac.

And I did incredibly shit. Yeah it sucks.

STRESS OVERLOAD.

Someone undress  unstress me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meet my boyfriend!!!!

He's still in the process but yes, this will be the book I shall bring with me to the Methods exams!!

My sad love story.

So today I went doctors to get a medical certificate since I missed out on school and I needed proof that I was 'unwell'. I wasn't even sick, just a little tired, but he prescribed me with all these drugs and said my blood pressure was really low? I'm fine man. Karma for lying about my well-being to skip school perhaps? So be it! Drug me all you want Doctor Nguyen/Tran(?)!!

Anyway, here's the tragic part of the story.. I went to the dentist.. all the way in Northcote.....very excited to see Dentist Huy.....very pumped...BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY NEXT WEEK? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! This reminds me of when I went to get my Learners done and it got postponed.. Best feeling. Love it.

Moral of the story: Buy Mk mango smoothie and maker her happy.

My Mary.

Lesson learnt for the day.

I will never take any of my friends for granted anymore.

Dinner snack.

This is what happens when I'm on my period. I eat shit, a shitload of shit.

Mk is craving charcoal chicken.

What happens when you're curious.

If only I was good at English.

I read all these blogs with deep and meaningful posts and they all use vast (did I use it in the right context?) vocabulary... And then there's my blog.... With the irrelevant posts.... Using vocabulary of a standard of a 9 year old.

Fate/ destiny/ coincidence?

I don't know but I find it pretty random. So here's a little story I have for everyone since I'm waiting for a friend. (Surprising ay?! Yes I have friends) Anyway, once upon a time I was down at the Melb Central toilets waiting outside. There was this chick next to me as well, waiting for her boyfriend or brother I don't know. Anyway she started a conversation asking me where I got my jumper from and we had the shortest conversation before her friend came out and they left. Yesterday I was at work, and I served a customer with a really pretty skirt and I commented on it, and she was like, "have we met before?" and I was like, "I don't know? Don't think so.." and she's like, "aren't you the on with that blue jumper at Mc toilets". I also found out that she lived in Richmond as well and worked at the same shopping centre as me.... I swear this is fate. If she was a guy, then it would be like a Korean drama but no. Oh well, I think we're going to be good friends hehe.

This is by far the best story you'll ever hear from me.

I is on the tram.

1. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
I'm never in anything serious.

2. What was your dream growing up?
Ive always wanted to swim in a pool of cash.

3. What talent do you wish you had?
To fit my fist in my mouth.

4. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
It would be freshly squeezed orange juice or mango smoothie.

5. Favorite vegetable?
Brocolli!!!

5. What was the last book you read?
The Wife of Martin Guerre.... It's great.

7. What zodiac sign are you?
Gemini

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
Belly piercing and a tattoo on my lower hip saying '5eva'

9. Worst Habit?
Talking too fast?

10. What is your favorite sport?
Good question.

11. Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
I am a very optimistic person!!!! The glass is always half filled people!!

12. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Too embarrassing to be mentioned here. Just so you know, it involved cherries.

13. Tell me one weird fact about you.
I emotionally breakdown if I don't eat chicken at least twice a week. True fact.

14. Do you have any pets?
Birds, yabbies, fish and shit.

15. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Freaky as shit.

16. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
My skin and bigger eyelids!

17. What color eyes do you have?
Lucious brown and sometimes blue, or green or purple depending on the season.

18. Ever been arrested?
For being too sexy? I think yes.

19. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Half will be gone to charity. 1K will be dedciated to going hot air ballooning , sky diving and ya. The rest on shopping.

20. What's your favorite place to hang out?
Anywhere spontaneous.

21. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.

22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

23. Do you swear a lot?
I shouldn't.

24. Biggest pet peeve?
Cocky humans.

25. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Dtf.

26. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Believer.

27. Favorite and least favorite food?
Fave: charcoal chicken with gravy. Least gave: green veggies minus broccoli

28. Do you believe in God?
Yes I love him.

I am so ready.

Not.

Tamu lanu des.

I want the Facebook Timeline now just for a change but then what if no one looks at my wall anymore? I've actually stopped stalking people with timelines because it's so hard to stalk.

I cry everytime I see this.

 

Our attempt to mimic Uyen's family portrait.

If only it was that easy.

If it weren't for VCE, I think I'd be saving up for a holiday in Vietnam. I want to re-live those memories where nothing mattered.

119 hours to go.

I did my first driving lesson today!!!!!!!!!! I love it. I seriously cannot wait until I'm 18. Definitely getting my P plates on my birthday next year.

Good times.

Back in the day when I wasn't stressed. Almost a year ago. I miss these girls.

I really need to stop lying.

I had 15 hours of sleep.

So my plan of finishing my methods homework was unsuccessful but I am rejuvenated after sleeping at 6 yesterday and waking up at 9am this morning. Life is gooooooodddd. Mum bought me chicken. Life is at its peakest right now. Holidays come already.

Goal for the next two years.

Plans for tonight?

I have not been working hard enough.. Saturday- went shopping and had the sluts over for a game of Jenga and Pizza Hut. Sunday- tutor then had the ultimate fag over to study which was okay but not productive enough. Monday- breakfast then Melbourne museum with the souljaz then work. Methods sac is in a week's time. I am disconnecting my social life.. Not that I have one but yes I am not going on Facebook/ Skype/ Nothing for a very long time. (One night)

Plans for tonight:
5.30pm - sleep
6.30pm - methods
7.30pm - methods
8.30pm - methods
9.30pm - shower
10.00pm - methods
10.30pm - sleep
No one call/ text/ chat unless super urgent!!! Like telling me how amazing I am. And no one pick up my calls.

Draw something me!!

Username: Souljagurlmk77

Nooooooooo huhuuuuuu

Louis and that British chick is coming back just when I thought they were gone for good. Nooooooooooohfkwjjssjjshdhekkwsbhdhdjsj

hey mk, what is autumn/winter's top must have in your wardrobe??

Knitted jumpers and cardigans!!!!!!!!! And patterned leggings!!!!!!!!!

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

when's the mhs social ?

According to Mr. Le, it's on the 27th April desu.

Bbygrl, let Mk satisfy your needs.

The faggiest of us all.

Lamest joke I've heard all year.

You have got to be kidding me.

I had to register my myki online in case it gets stolen and what a better time to do that than 8.30am on a Saturday morning whilst on the train. This process should have only taken 10 minutes max, but I was on it for a good half an hour because the username I wanted was invalid. marykimle.95 was taken. Who is this bitch? marykim678 was taken. Every marykim out there was taken so I decided to make one that represents who I really am- souljaboimk69 and of course it works when I make one as a joke. I will regret this in the near future I know it.
And I swear if I ever lose my myki and have to go to one of the stores and give them my online registration username and password, I am taking someone with me so I don't look like a fuckwit.

Motivate me.

What I'm looking forward to this year:
Braces off
Mhs social
Alli's Deb
Formal
Summer holidays
Methods results

That is all. I need more motivation and more exciting events.

The stress is killing me.

And the only thing keeping me sane is not studying because I don't understand jack shit. I'm not trying hard enough therefore I am going to fail and I am going to be disappointed. Gdgdgssjjsvhgdvhdgsjsahgaxvj

Should I?

Shouldn't I? I DON'T KNOW.

Necessities

High waisted Cheap Mondays (navy/ blue and maroon)
A new yearly Myki
White and clear nail polish
Aztec leggings
Ballet flats
Torres Tony B heels
And a whole shitload of winter/ autumn clothes to spice up my life

Bedtime story.

Just before I sleep, I need to blog about something about my day. Nothing special happened really. Caught the earlier tram to school. Did nothing productive in religion class but bitch and talk about Trena's sex life. Got Physics test results back. Very content with the result hehe. Skipped fifth period to go to the dentist. Got myki form. Gav invited himself to come along with to the dentist. Caught the train with Uyen! Went for Maccas with Gboy cause that is the only thing I could afford. Planned my birthday. (It's going to be intense, get ready people.) Dentist Huy told me my teeth are great!! Came home with the cunt so I could tutor him with the molar and mass shit. The end.

Great story Mk. Goodnight everyone.
Love u all xx mwahmwah bangbang

Reminiscing on the good old days of long hair.

I miss my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)(;,?'kgcsccljdfx bb

WANT x 837378331783178317317

OMFGGGGG I'VE ALWAYS WANTED THUIS

Okay, one last post before I knuckle down on English.

If you haven't seen Gossip Girl Season 5, episode 8(?) I suggest to stop reading this because I will spoil it for ya mate.

Fucking Louis, get out. I was so sure he was going to be with Blair forever and was depressed for ages because I love Chuck and he shouldn't be alone :(( Thank God he's gone!! Same with that British chick with Nate.. Ew. At least choose someone decent to play these roles.. These two people brought Gossip Girl down for me and the only reason why I watched it was for Chuck. And Serena. And Blair. Anyway, that is all. Just thought I'd get something off my chest via my blog cause I have no friends huhu

It's hard not having visible eyelashes.

And also hard not having a bank card. I promised myself to give it up during Lent but it is honestly impossible to live a satisfying life with just $30 per week as an allowance from Mumma Le. I know I sound like a brat but I couldn't do it. I got my bank card back to buy Autumn clothing today. God forgive me. I swear, op shops are the bestest. Those places have the best shit. I wish I had discovered it earlier.. Rather than buy a $50 Forever New knitted jumper, I could save and buy three knotted jumpers for $25 (and they look even better too) I love it.

Anyway why am I even on here.. I should be doing English..

New wardrobe!!!!

Is something I am desperate for. I want, no I need, all the leggings, ballet flats and oversized knitted jumpers in the world.

Mini wish list I made in Chem class:
$99.95- Tony B Minty Emerald suede flats
$40.00- Zu Red Pirouette flats
$49.95- Forever New Capri Ballet Black/ Cream flats
$49.95- Sportsgirl Geolace Berry leggings
$49.95- Sportsgirl Aztec leggings

I sometimes question this asshole's maturity level.

Healthy me!!!

Oh someone save me from this horrible diet!!

I just need two things:

Extra mullah- to buy autumn/winter clothing and satisfying food.
Extra time- so I can finish all my homework.

I like school.

I just don't like the stress it brings, farrrrjkaffhfyhfahfa.

The slut of a best friend.

Rainy days.

For the past years I've been canceling plans on people because of the rainy weather. It's the last year before we all die, so it's time for a change!! As much as I hate the rain, I'm going to force myself to like it by hanging out in it as much as possible. Bring it awn Awtummmmmm seesan!!!!

Cheap cunt.

Printed out subway coupon because he is that Asian.

Dear God,

I know I haven't been the best child lately, and I promise to be better and pay more attention in church and say my Hail Mary's more often. But please, pretty please make my best friend's day.. Actually no, year, by giving her the opportunity to go to One Direction's concert. Please. I've never seen someone so desperate for something. She deserves it!




Oh and please help me ace my methods sac in three weeks. It's all I'm asking and I know in being a little selfish but I love you!!

Amen.

Best news yet!

I got invited to formal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$-&/$$//$gajagsjaohhavada?/$/)(/

Cunts these days.

Someone calm me down before I pull out his pin dick.

Subtly sucking up to Ms. S.

Her name is like Ms. Swnebdjsbsbbdj or something similar and I want to ac this outcome hehe. I actually love her cause she reminds me of Lady Gaga.