Free kittens anyone?

These babies are just too adorable (close your eyes Lil)

Day 3 (of SWOTVAC)

Viet d8 w/ mum and $10 tops at Bardot #yes

Tony&Guy Dry Shampoo

$15.99RRP/ Chemist Warehouse $8.99

This is the best thing that has happened to my life. I hate having to wash my hair everyday cause it's supposedly not healthy and cbf. But if I don't wash it daily- it gets really greasy after one day and I've been wanting to invest in a dry shampoo but it seemed pricey. Anyway I decided to try the Tony&Guy since it was super cheap at Chemist Warehouse and I love it!!!! I didn't really believe dry shampoos would actually work but I purposely left my hair untouched for 2 days and it worked like magic. It also gives volumn and smells nice! I am one very happy customer ^__~

LOL MOMENT #1

I forgot to blog this the other day but it's too fkn funny and I want to remember this in future years when I reread my blog so I can bag Gav. ANYWAY after movies we were just walking to the carpark and suddenly Gav stops and is like "what. The. Actual. Fuck. " and on his shirt and his hand (that just touched his shirt) was a MASSIVE FKN BOOGER. It was one of those slimey- solidy boogers. A touch of green and I swear there was a tiny bit of red. He was so grossed out and felt like vomiting AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. We came to the conclusion that he probably got it from the cinemas cause little kids sometimes swipe their snot on seats????? ANYWAY THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FKN GROSS

LOL WHAT A FKN DOWNER

AHAHAHAHAHHA

Auspost > Couriers Please

Any-fucking-day. 

I am so angry. My biggest pet peeve is SHIT customer service. Today I legit refreshed the online tracking system like every half hour and left the door and gate open and all the driver had to do was get off his ass and give me my parcel. The tracking system at 3.12pm said "failed to deliver" and I called up customer service and ranted like a bitch and they called the driver to deliver my goods. And when I met the fkn driver, I asked him why he didn't even bother to ring the doorbell? He was speechless.....???? Um you're FKN SHIT. Couriers Please has dissapointed me TWICE N I FKN HATE THEIR SERVICE.

Yes, I'm a bitch when I don't get the service I want. But you gotta do what you gotta do! Gav keeps telling me off for being harsh BUT it was due to my rants and complaints that he got his $25 back from a movie scam and also $10 back from ebay when he bought a shitty case and it broke the moment he opened the pack AND WE DIDN'T EVEN REFUND THE CASE BACK. Yes I am a proud bitch 

Day 1 (of SWOTVAC)

I was meant to wake up at 7 to start my study but it's 11 and now I feel unmotivated. I keep refreshing Couriers Please to see whether my dress is getting delivered soon and it's still on freaking SYDNEY. And I hate Couriers Please so much cause I've had problems with them in the past- Australia Post FTW

Ok mini rant o v e r so back to study now  

One picture = a thousand words

This is Cloud saying:

"Are u fkn serious"

"U have got to be kidding me"

"Fk off"

AHAHAHAH MY LITTLE BUBBA 

Our movie ritual

Before every movie- we always hit Coles for Cobs popcorn and massive Lipton ice tea. Today we watched Before I go to Sleep and it was ok-goodish. Like the ending didn't satisfy me. And in probably being harsh cause I'm comparing it with Gone Girl and that was by far the best movie ever!!!!!! We saved money and didn't have to go out for food cause Gav's parents invited us out for Chinese last minute #winning

Needs (not wants, needs)

-liquid liner (BodyShop or MAC but I'm feeling super stingy so I'm gonna wait until VN cause it's like $10 cheaper there) 

-a credit card (so sick of using Gav's my poor baby having to deal with my online shopping problems)

-new hair/ long hair

-those $50 white platform heels (it's so cheap but $50 still hurts)

-a new mthrfkn job with a non-stingy boss

-my RSA! Wouldn't mind working at a bottleshop tbh. Van linked me a job that seemed suitable for me......AHAHAHAHA 

I love u 151 #memories

Metro u suck so much

There is nothing I hate more than replacement buses. And on a Sunday timetable as well wow t(-_-)t 

#twinning

I'm really into unnecessary hash tagging and I keep having the urge to hashtag when I blog or text people rather on insta. But then I try to stop myself because hashtaggers make me cringe #especiallylongoneswithphrases #lol 

And is it weird that when Gav and I hate/ dislike the same person it feels like our couple game is on point????? #no???

The best salted caramel macaron

God I love free samples. It's so much yummier when it's free.

Sisterly luv

I'm leaving for Vietnam on Nov 22nd which is a dilemma for Jasmine cause it's her last day at Viet school and they have a mini concert that she's super excited for. Anyway first she was like- I want to go to my concert, sorry and now she's like- I think I have to go to the airport cause I have to say goodbye properly!!! Legit made my day you cutie bitch xxxx mwah so much love

Omfg

I am MOTHERFUCKING EXCITED

Today I booked tickets to the FKN GOLD COAST FKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. 

We were planning to roadtrip but didn't know where but Liljeff inboxed us about the $59 tickets to Goldcoast so we all got on board and bought the tickets spontaneously and now we're going to Queensland (or is it Sydney??? Lol i can't even geography)

And I'm also super excited for VN. Like so excited! Just ordered the dress I'm gonna wear for the wedding and it's coming in soon- hopefully it fits well and accentuates this non-existent ass. 

W o w

I still feel like I have uni even though today's the last day...and I didn't even go. Instead I slept in then saw Gav and went for Laurie Dees (the healthy diet will kick in soon...........) and as always it was delicious. I love their super crispy-slightly burnt bacon but Gavy isn't a fan. 

Anyway- I'm kinda sad the school year is over and it's weird that the uni just ends without any celebrations cause back then in high school- we'd have goodbye parties and bring in food. So I guess I kinda miss high school but defs would never go back cause unilyf>dat. I made the fkn best friendship groups- my RMUG (including Bao our big sista), Linear A mates (aka soul reason why I might not fail....) and my breadth subject buddies- we are actually the randomest group of people consisting of a fob, super smart biomed Indian, white funny gal, Philo chick and the most funniest, genuine person eva (me). With absolutely no mutual friends- we became the best/ funniest group of Health/educ class!!! 

I'm a lot better with exam study this time around and I better fkn pass. 

Lolll exams

You can tell when exams are creeping up when I start craving junk at night. And it's a deadly crave where if I'm craving it- I'm gonna fkn get it on the spot. Last night I craved Maccas (McChamp burger) at 9pm so I made mum drive me to Maccas so we could eat it. And right now I'm craving Pizza Hut and I just ordered 3 pizzas and 2 garlic breads omg cannot wait for this feast. I remember when I had my first VCE exams in Year 11 and I started craving Hungry Jacks like every night and gained a good 5 kilos that month L O L THESE CRAVES BETTER STOP CAUSE I NEED MY THIGH GAP BACK A $ A P

BB OBSESSED

Actually I'm just obsessed with Skye. I hate Sandra and Ryan and Lawson and Cat. It's pretty funny that the "cool" group in the house is hated by majority of Australia #yes

Anyway!!!!!! I posted up at comment on Facebook regarding Sandra and I got like 200 likes for it and yes I'm feeling so #PROUD

Hi

-watched Gone Girl and omfg errrrrrbody watch it. Gav and I were so SHOCKKKKKKKEEDDDDD AND WE LOVED IT!!!!!! I love unexpected/ plot twist movies. It made Maze Runner look like a kiddie movie cause this was like 16526272x more intense. Next up- Before I go to Sleep!

-Gav doesn't want me to get him a surprise present because he doesn't know how to act when he gets a present he doesn't like. What a fkn weirdo. Anyway so he says he wants a freakin RAM (computer thing not sheep). I swear all of his presents require intense research before buying (eg skateboard- I had to learn the difference between a skateboard/ longboard/ penny board, what bearings were, good brands for boards, trusted websites for boards ect and I swear I know more about boards than he does) AND NOW I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT A RAM IS and apparently to know what ram to get- I have to know the specs? The fuck is a SPECKS

-exams r creeping up- yay!!! Can't wait to get you over and done wif

-I can't wait for my next pay cause there's just so many things I need to buy

My newborn

So I went shopping with mum for a wedding present for my cousin in VN and her sister had told me she wanted a watch so we went watch shopping and instead of finding her a watch, I found myself one. I legit fell in love at first sight and tried it on and there was only one left and it was 20% off and it was too perfect that I didn't want to take it off.....so mum bought it for me cause I was getting too attached eheheheh. Thxxxxx mummiiii!!!!!! This has got to be the best spontaneous present ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel so bad but my soul was desperate for this, I am actually so in love.

Nomnomnomnom

t(-_-)t

Yesterday I had lipstick on my teeth at work and one customer told me. I've never been so thankful in my life and God bless your soul. From now on, whenever I see someone with lipstick on their teeth- I'll defs tell them instead of avoiding awkwardness because I'M A GOOD SAMARITAN
Also just a rant- this customer wanted small fries but didn't have enough money and so I asked my boss what I should do cause that customer was damn desperate for small fries and my boss was like- just sell it for $2 (boss is sometimes so lovely :,)) and so I did and the Indian man just looked at the chips and waked away. NOT EVEN A THANK YOU. Wow I can't wait to meet you again u fkn asshole

$___$

After months of starvation and rejecting shoe sales and lunch dates, I'VE MADE IT!!!!! I aimed to save up for spending money for VN ($700) but to also have at least $1k left in the bank cause my job is so unstable atm and it was damn hard especially with just one shift a week. Yesterday I got paid and I took out the $700 and I FEEL SO FKN GOOD. Whenever I get paid from now on- I can spend it on shopping, food, movies ect freely instead of saving it all up for VN. I rejected these pair of shoes I'VE ALWAYS WANTED (usually $80-$90) THAT WAS ONLY $50 AND IT STILL HURTS UNTIL THIS VERY DAY. I'll be coming back for u bby in two weeks ~~~~~

Exams in 3 mthrfkn weeks

-I'm more excited than stressed cause I can't wait for it to be all over then VN 

-feeling pov cause of saving up for VN but it's soooooooo worth it!

-I updated my shit resume and started applying on Seek AND I GOT TWO PHONE CALLS THE DAY AFTER. Fk this actually gave me hope that maybe I don't have rely on KFC for the rest of my life. Unfortunately I couldn't get the first job because of my VN trip and they needed me in November and the second one was because I was only available 2 days per week to work during Uni and they wanted 4..... :,(((((( but I'm still happy I got recognised cause it's never happened ever since KFC (and Schnitz lol never going back there)

-I'm in a midlife crisis- I don't even know if I'm a size 6 or 8/ XS or S for online shopping????? I better be a 6/ XS or fml. I DON'T WANT TO GAIN WEIGHT ANYMORE FK AND I WANT TO BE A SIZE 4 AGAIN. #firstworldproblems

-Fukuryu Ramen is the FKN BEST. We were planning to go to Ajisen Ramen down Chinatown and could not find it and we were so pissed and were like fk it let's just go to another jap restaurant. And we went Fukuryu Ramen and didn't think much of it but omfg it was amazing. Ramen is definitely better than Ajisen but I'm tossing between Fukuryu or Yuzu????? Anyway I'm so obsessed with Jap food. Ramen and pork belly sticks ftw ^__^*

-we stopped by Jenny's Maccas to say hi....nekminut she starts throwing free food at us. MACCAS BANANA BREAD TOASTED WITH BUTTER IS HEAVENLY THANK YOU JENNY U QUEEN

-I'm dissapointed with Spring so far. It seems like the weekend has good weather and during the weekdays it's raining. Rainy weather unmotivates me at uni so bad. 

-my boss is currently in love with me #yes 

I'm in love with PINK

Today's the only day where I have one subject yet my handbag is heavy af

Hello

-back to uni today and I don't even mind like I would when it was back to school after the holidays cause uni is chill (but the workload isn't) and I get to see my RMUG babies 

-was in a rush to leave and forgot my headphones and wore odd socks and I also missed my train.............I am soooo damn freaking really annoyed right now I HATE BAD MORNINGS. And to top things off- this weather????? Lollllllllll

-anyway I'm feeling up to date with all my subjects apart from my breadth so I'm feeling good but I know it's not gonna last long :,(

-I'm kinda cbf with my hair. Why can't it be lon already and I want to thin it out cause it's really thick (to me, mun said its normal???) but I'm scared if I do thin it out- it might look like Tb thin (so cringe)

-I made a new resume and I'm applying errrrrrrverywhere because KFC is actually pissing me off. Cutting my 4.5 hour shift to 3.5 like the fk am I gonna do with 3.5hrs a week

-I've missed a few eps of BB cause the times keep changing due to "other more important stuff" on Ch9???? What is more important than Skye on BB?

Our own little BBQ adventure

One of the best things about having a boyfriend is that you can do everything and anything or even nothing with them- and you still won't be bored! Gav is actually my bff (not bffl because forever last longer than life hehe)

We went Coles the other day and bought sausages, cutlet and marinated grilled strips four our own BBQ at a park!! It was so fun and absolutely yummy! We are so gonna  do it again- hopefully when it's not windy at all cause fk you wind

Asos deliveries = the fkn best (minus the delay)

I've been waiting for so long (14 motherfkn days) and I'm so dissapointed in you Asos cause you're always early if not- ON TIME!! This time you were like 5 days late. I was so worried and cut and I just will never buy Asos again....but the package came in and it fit so well and now I want to buy more shit!!!!! 

WHERE I'VE BEEN

SUNDAY

AA BALL APARTMENT WIF RMUG FGTZ > SUBWAY DINNER WITH GAVY FGTZ > HIGH NIGHT WITH GAVY FGTZ > SLEEPOVER AT MIHARDJAS

My baby girls all looked so gorgeous omg!!!!!!! I decided to not go ball even though tickets dropped to like $60 cause I'm so freaking poor 

MONDAY

SCIENCEWORKZ > TACO BILL > DRIVE IN CINEMA > SLEEPOVER AT MIHARDJAS

We went to ScienceWorks a bit late so we couldn't do everything we wanted so we need to go back soon! And no one watch TMNT CAUSE IT WAS SHIT. So dissapointed but Drive Ins are so cool!!!!! FKN love Village Cinemas' $7.50 Concession tickets on Mondays !!!!! At night we had our own little slumber party where Gav plaited my hair and massaged my foot AHAHAHAH 

TUESDAY

DOUBLE DATE WIF JENBINH > OVERLOADING TO THE CITY > $8 BURGERS AT LOUNGE > BOWLING > BOUNCEINC > GAMBLING AT CROWN CASINO > DUMPLINGS > CRAZY WINGS

FK WE HAD A JAM PACKED ADVENTURE.