40 bucks each, anybody wanna buy me it?

Google: Why do some

I was doing my Women at Work homework and the question was:
Why do some jobs get paid more than others?
So I turned to Google and I managed to type in:
Why do some
And Google had suggestions and one of them was:
Why do some people not have friends?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Anyways, why doesn’t Google answer my question?
Eff this, I’m on Facebook.

Why is she so flawless and beautiful?

@ N’s

Pimped it out with two new friends at N’s. Yeah, that’s right, I made friends; probably the only friends I’ll ever make til a very long time 8-) James and Kimmy. We played COD for about an hour. Well I played most of the time whilst everyone else watched my pro skills of shooting. Nathan facebooked. Nathan stalked Michelle, and not to mention, her friends as well? *COUGHCOUIGHAILANPHAMCOUGHCOUGJH* Watched Masterchef, very intense when Matt dropped the plate on the floor. And we all LAWLED (omg that sounds so gay when people say LOL in real lfie) whilst watching Youtube on the iPhone. I pianoed for a while, and the others played with the vibrator? And OH MY GOD, the MAC was so hot it hurt. Massive screen. Flat keyboard. Sexy mouse. I’m going to cry at how beautiful it was. And yeah, that’s about it.
Pre gay must I say. Seeing Nathaniel made my day worse. He’s such a SLUT like oh my god.

Nah, I kid. 8-)

Loc and LV :)

Loc says:

um...you still at nathans?
mmmkk says:
nope home sweet home
Loc says:
can you buy me that louis vuitton guy wallet?
since you are so rich and generous?
mmmkk says:
NO EW
Loc says:
LOL
but you the sooo rich
mmmkk says:
i dig for guys with lv wallets
so if you got one
it would turn me off
Loc says:
bahaha
i have a lv wallet at home
btw...its not mine
mmmkk says:
oh good
so yeaaaaaaah
hi
Loc says:
lols
what if i didnt have one?
mmmkk says:
nothing
Loc says:
okay hahha..
me and nathan are going to get you a louis vuitton wallet
if that okay with you?
mmmkk says:
OMG WHAT
LIKE REALLY?
FOR MY BRITDAHY
I LVEO YOU
SO MUCH
Loc says:
yessssss....
you hate me
mmmkk says:
WHATVES, THATS BULLSHIT
Loc says:
are you serious?
mmmkk says:
ARE U?
GONNA BUY ME LV?
PELASE
NATHS RICH HE CAN
Loc says:
omg ur birthday is in 6 days
mmmkk says:
YEAH !
Loc says:
yeh i know yeh
i have to negiotiate with nathan first
make sure he and i have saved enough money
mmmkk says:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I LVEO YOU NOW
Loc says:
dont get your hopes up tho
mmmkk says:
LOOL
Loc says:
it might go the opposite way
mmmkk says:
I KNOW, I BET YOUR JUST SAYING THIS
TO PLAY ME
COS IM A BITCH
Loc says:
money is very hard to make these day,
we actually might
a bitch? noo i find you a very nice girl...
mmmkk says:
ahahahahahah !
ikr , im too nice to you especially
Loc says:
yessss... very nice to me...
mmmkk says:
too nice ...

---
Loc has give me hope. He's actually a cool guy ...
To find Loc, go to the Kew Junction; white house, double storey and black fence.

THE HUG.

I could feel something poke towards me from his pelvic region
As my his body pressed up against his mine
And my neck up against his masculine neck
His head resting upon mine
It continued to poke at my stomach
I felt some sort of substance
Pressing up against my shirt
It was sticky
Very sticky
The cloudy substance
It formed a distorted shape upon my very expensive clothing
And as he I walked away
Leaving me I was clueless
As to what was upon my shirt
I reaslied it was
PHO DAT BIET
Nah actually tbh, i dont even know what it is
But im sure it was eitehr that or ...
COCONUT MILK FROM THE VIETNAMESE STORE
And to my excitement
Before i could entice myself with any of my english homework managed to walked down the stairs of EK
I licked my shirt dry
Of all coconut milk
Which was exerted with great force
From his cocnut milk extracts drink

The hug, will always be remembered.
Forever.

We TOUCHED the advertisments on Louis Vuitton !

OMG, I can die a happy person now.

It's my life so stop ruling it like it's your's.

"Elegance does not consist in putting on a new dress." - Coco Chanel

I'm going to cry

What did I ever do to deserve this shit.
Two of my bestest friends are gone.
I promise to use you less and I will never forget about you guys ever again.
It’s really true when they say, you never know what you’ve got until you lose it.


WHO STOLE MY LIGQUID AND PENCIL EYELINER?
I’M NOTHING WITH THEM.
I AM GOING TO CRY.

LOUIS VUITTON UNDERWEAR WORN BY LADY GAGA, GOD SHE IS SO HOT !

280510 MHS?

I had it written in my school planner and everything, today was meant to be the Melbourne High Social. Shattered. But today, I spent the night with the lovely Trena, Sammie, Alli-babes, Ruby, Phoebe, Jess, Ally, Illy and some dumb slut, Kirsty? Wait, who’s that girl that lingers around us all the time? Christina or something yeah? Well yeah, she invited herself… LOL JKS, ILLYZ CHRISSY BABES ..
Tonight was lovely. Thanks girls!


Oh, I just love that Friday feeling. I am so looking forward for next week! For once, I’m looking forward to cleaning my room, getting it ready for my birthday with the most amazingest people ever!

I haven’t felt this feeling for ages, the feeling of EXICTEMENT for everything! Life is just going perfect. :)

Should I?

I’ve chosen to do something different for once.
The number 15 is the beginning age of a young adult. In a week or so, I’m turning 15 and I want to start anew.
I want change. I’ve decided to do something on the night before my birthday and even though there’s a huge chance I will regret it, I still want to go on with it. I know that I will cry, but I’d rather regret doing it, then not doing it and wonder how things would be. Many people have told me to do it, whilst the other half urge me not to.
I’ve been contemplating for a long time, and I’ve finally realised that it’s not what others think, it’s what I want.
And I want it now.


Am I talking about Sex?
Yes, No.

The Shoes (L)

LOL, I want it.

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with C.

I wish everyday was like this

Right now, I am very excited for tomorrow and the day after that :) I wish everyday was like this.

100th Post

I actually don’t think you’re amazing at all, whatsoever.
You're just like the rest, it's funny how overrated you are.

Oooh! Vintage

This is so vintage, it even in black and white :l
Back in the days when Trena was very blonde and Alian was at PCW and detentions weren’t given out for wearing our hair down and when we used to always sit in the Yr 8 area stairs even though it gave us splinters. Oh, the memoires. God I hated being a Year 8.

"Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore. "

— Lady Gaga

Because I saw this, I want tumblr :( ILYZZ BEIBER & GAGA (L)

Don't call my name

I know that we are young.
And I know you may love me.

But I just can't be with you like this anymore.
Alejandro.

I hear the music video shall be revealed in 2 days; 250510 !

TWO NEW GAGA TRACKS LEAKED! ‘THEN YOU’D LOVE ME’ & ‘GREATEST’

Tomorrow awaits

WOOOOOOOOO! IM PUMPED FOR TOMORROW.
WHY? BECAUSE IT'S MONDAY, THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'VE PUT A PAIR OF SHOES ON HOLD TO PICK UP AFTER SCHOOL ! GOTTA LOVE LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
FJAWFBEJGBEBGJHSIFBFGLHTNSOUOGHNSGJIGK;SBHFSBALOVEJKGJSKFBAHFBLJFAHBFABFALJSPORTSGIRLUBAFAFAWOOOOOOH!

Coping Strategies

Trying my best to stay calm. Just realised the EK Science Exam is only multiple choice, SO BOYS AND GIRLS, DON’T STRESS. Luckily today at PCW, we spent the whole time talking about our exams and how to cope with stress. There was a whole list of ideas of how to relieve stress, and it really touched me :,)and it seems like an amazing idea.

I’ve got a schedule for the next 3 weeks all thank to the booklet we were given:
* Dance around the room with Phoebe
* Create a Mandala with Phoebe
* Ride a bike and or scooter to school with Jess and Phoebe

My stress will be gone in no time!
I don’t even know if I’m stressing, I mean it’s just EK Science and Maths test tomorrow and maths and English assignments due on Sunday and textiles due on Monday and Japanese due on Wednesday and Japanese, food tech, maths, English and science exam in a couple of weeks.
PFSH IM NOT STRESSING WHATSOEVER.

AHAHAHAH! aww :,)

I'm going to Mexico

I should be doing homework, yet I find myself on the net yet again. I should be watching Glee, but I ceebs. I need to eat but I can’t be bothered. What is getting into me? It’s everything. There are so many things I just need to get off my chest.


But you know what? Eff this. It’s not worth it. Seeing you so happy with her makes me want to close my eyes and run. Why do I have to act all happy for you, when it’s hurting inside? I feel weak. I feel like it’s not worth it. I want to forget, but the memories are there to be remembered and I can’t seem to let go. I’m sick of this. Being that girl, you hardly ever notice, standing there watching you for the past months and wanting to grab onto and tell you ‘I love you,’ but it’s hard. The chance of being rejected scares me to approach you. You tell me how much you love her, yet I still have hope. Maybe I’ve been fooling myself, and now it’s time to let go.

I give up. On this and on you. Goodbye,

THE BITCH IS BACK, NAH JK IM GOING TO MEXICO. For you I will give you space and go to Mexico. You deserve her, nobody wants a fat cunt like me.

Call me Mrs. Flinstone

Am I allowed to like that star?

Mi Nam:Wow! How pretty! The stars are really bright tonight.
Tae Kyung: I can barely see you. Do you think I can see the stars?
MN: Then can you see the moon?
TK: It is there.
MN: So, the only star you can see is the moon?
TK: Psss. The moon is not a star.
MN: It’s not the star when it is the brightest?
TK: The moon just reflects the sun light. The stars can shine by themselves like the sun. The moon doesn’t have its own light like the sun.
MN: Even if it just reflecting the sun, the moon is still useful. More than the useless sun shining during the bright day, isn’t the bright shining moon at night more useful?
TK: Psss. The day being bright is because that useless sun is shining.
MN: Oh, so that’s it.
TK: Day and night, sun-like stars do it all.
MN: Then… I’m just like the moon that’s sticking close to you who’s like the sun.
TK: But still the moon is not completely useless. Even though there may be a lot of stars at night, in my eyes, I can only see the moon.
MN: Hyungnim, I, too, only see one special star right now.
TK: What? You said there were lots of stars.
MN: Even though there are lots of stars, there is this one that keeps shining so amazingly. I just keep looking at that star.
TK:There is that kind of star?
MN: Yes, it is a star that a lot of people like. If I get included all those people and like that star too. It won’t be a sin, will it?
TK: Why do you need a permission to like a star? Ask the star. You’re seeing it now.
MN: Yes. I’m looking at that star right now. If I like you, would it be okay?

This is getting better

Just went shopping with the best friend. MC had sales in every store and it was an epic adventure to look for clothes within an hour because we had to go home at 5.
After all the running around and browsing, Allicans bought a Sportsgirl top, Bardot jacket and a pair of Sportsgirl shoes for me! Which I, of course will pay her back tomorrow.
Just when I thought I was financially going fine, MC has a VIP Sale.
Now I'm officially broke.
Oh God, mum would be disappointed and pissed if she found out I bought shoes so let's just say today I 'did extra-curriculum sports after school' until 5. And the shoes 'were a present from Allison'.

ILYZZ MOMMY :D

And I hope you're feeling better Allison love, because if you're not feeling better, then there is something wrong if shopping didn't cheer you up! And since I'm an AMAZING biffle-waffle, you can also wear the shoes as much as you want but no marks okay?! XOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOOX

This is bad

Assignment due tomorrow. Ek science and maths test this Saturday. Two TC assignments due on Sunday and I don’t even get the maths and I hate reading comprehension. There’s like an essay that needs to be done. A maths assignment due on Friday. Design and tech due tomorrow and mums is still in the middle of completing a sample stitch. I need to study for the maths test this Saturday and I need to finish my science cheat sheet. Youre not happy with me. And theyre hating on him whilst hes hating on her and everybodys just hating.
Oh my god and I am stressing so bad. Fuck this.
I WANT IT TO BE NEXT WEEK FRIDAY WHERE I CAN JUST GO EAT DINNER WITH MY FRIENDS AND STOP STRESSING AND EAT THAI SHIT.

Oh my god, this is bad. I need you. Yes you, I’m pointing my fingers at you Harry Munchkin!

Chuck and Blair

Blair: Chuck! Aren't you done trying to destroy my night?

Chuck: Look I should never have abandoned you. I know I made the wrong decision as soon as your plane took off. Distracted myself all summer...hoping I wouldn't feel it, but I still do.
Blair: And?
Chuck: I was scared...I was scared that if we spent the whole summer together, just us, then you'd see.
Blair: See what?
Chuck: Me. Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause you don't want to.
Blair: Not good enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want you to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
Blair: The true reason, I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it...and I'm yours.
Chuck: I... I ...................
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed to hear.
--
Chuck: Say those three words you wanted me to say.
Blair: Are you kidding?
Chuck: Not quite. Eight letters. Three syllables. Say them and I'm yours.
Blair: I'm already yours, you're ruining the mood with all this talk.
Chuck: You can't say it. You wanted it from me.
Blair: I'm prepared to settle.
Chuck: Maybe I'm not.
Blair: Chuck Bass, I...will never say those words to you.
Chuck: Then you will never have me.
--
Chuck: The reason we can't say those three words to each other, isn't because they aren't true.
--
Blair: Chuck! Stop! Don't go. Or if you have to leave, let me come with you.
Chuck: I appreciate the concern.
Blair: No. You don't. You don't appreciate anything today. But I don't care. Whatever you're going through, I want to be there for you.
Chuck: We talked about this. You are not my girlfriend.
Blair: But I am me. And you are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done—the darkest thought you've ever had—I will stand by you through anything.
Chuck: And why would you do that?
Blair: Because I love you.
Chuck: Well that's too bad.
--
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass! No one cares.
Blair: I do! Don't you understand? I'll always be here! I don't want you going anywhere. I couldn't bear it. So whatever you wanna do to yourself, please don't do that to me. Please.
Chuck: I'm sorry.
Blair: It's okay.
--
Chuck: This isn't you.
Blair: How do you know?
Chuck: Because I know you better than I know myself.
---
Blair: Nate and I have...plenty of spark, better than that fireworks.
Chuck: That was us.
Blair: Chuck, don't act like I didn't fight for you. I did. Hard and for a long time. So please forgive me, if now that we're over i'm exhausted.
--
Blair: Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But everytime I try to move on, you're right there, acting like-
Chuck: Acting like what?
Blair: Like...maybe you want me to be as unhappy as you are.
Chuck: I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.
Blair: Then look down deep, into the soul I know you have, and tell me if what you feel for me is real, or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out...all of us. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go.
Chuck: It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
Blair: Thank you.
--
Blair: I know you told Serena you love me.
Chuck: Serena heard wrong.
Blair: Last year you told Nate, this year you told Serena. You tell everyone but me, why can't you tell me?
--
Blair: You can't run, you have to stay here and here it this time. Chuck Bass, I love you. I love you so much it consumes me. I love you and I know you love me too. Tell me you love me and everything we've done, all the gossip and the lies and the hurt will have been for something. Tell me it was for something.
Chuck: Maybe it was, but it's not anymore.
--
Chuck: You were right. I was a coward running away again, but everywhere I went, you caught up with me. So I had to come back.
Blair: I want to believe you, but I can't. You hurt me too many times.
Chuck: You can believe me this time.
Blair: Oh. That's it?
Chuck: I love you too.
Blair: But can you say it twice? No i'm serious, say it twice!
Chuck: I love you, I love you, that's three, four, I love you.

LOL jk, i can't even see your face

GIRL CODE #

1. Don't fight over guys
2. Watch out for eachother
3. Don't tell eachothers secrets
4. Don't date anothers ex
5. Never choose a guy over your friend
6. Be honest with eachother
7. Support eachother
8. Don't backstabb or talk behind eachother's back
9. Give honest advice
10. Don't leave anyone behind

THESE ARE THE TOP THREE RULES
 # NUMBER ONE : No girl shall wear the same outfit or perfume as a friend is they will knowingly be in the same place.
# NUMBER TWO : No girl shall purchase a distinctive item of clothing which she is aware her friend owns without express permission from the friend.
# NUMBER THREE :   No girl shall borrow an item of clothing without asking the clothing owner's permission, unless both parties have made an official decision to waive this rule in the context of their friendship.

Don’t you like just hate it when like someone tells you they hate the brand but once after like you show them what you bought from it, they start liking it? And like what’s worse is that the next day they go to the exact same place you got it and like tried on the EXACT thing what you bought. Even though she didn’t buy it cause it didn’t look good on her, that is just NO. JUST NO. And like she bought stuff from there, but what is this? She said she hated that shop.


Dude, I thought you were better than this?
That is just sooo possum.

Promises

Must Watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBO3xqNYWmA
For my very lovely friend, Lana.

Yes, guys and girls, it is confirmed.. MK has friends

GAY CONVERSATIONS

mk says:
i love it how sexy you and your name is
ANTHRAXXXXX
i seriosuly love that name
EMTHRAX (H)

# anthonyy. says:
haha
EMTHRAX/.
you dont have permission
to be called that name
cos my friend made it up for me

mk says:
my friend made up emthrax 8-)

# anthonyy. says:
ching-chong
rofls.
emthrax = smexy = seohyun = mk = ME
WEDDING DRESSU

mk says:
LMFAO

# anthonyy. says:
NIGA GUWA DATUGO

mk says:
YOU ARE SOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAH GAY
AHHAHAAHAHAHAJ
STOP HANGING OUT WITTH ERIC

# anthonyy. says:
ye i know
albert + eric makes me gay

mk says:
hang out with peter micahel

# anthonyy. says:
BAYYYY-BEEE JIBAI GOYEAH SONUEL JAP JI MAL
CAUSE YOU SHOULD BE MY LAYYYY-DEEEE
ALRE SHIGAN KI DA NA ALL NAI
JO BA DA JO
FUCKOFF NOT MICHEAL
BAD INFLUENCE
;'9

mk says:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
---------------------------
uyen, says:
omfg im stressing because i spelt 'principle' wrong!
LOOOOOL
WTG
WTF*

- uuyen, says:
no ones van

mk says:
i am
tahts why my surnam is VAN
im OBSESSED WITH YOU

- uuyen, says:
heeheh :$:$
LOOOOL AHAHAH I LOVE THAT FACE
ITS SO HOT :$:$
I USED TO BE SCARED OF IT
:$ <------ i used to be scared of that
ehehhe

mk says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
--------------------------------------

Currently having a 3 way convo with the world's gayest people; Uyenaor and Anthrax ..
Talking about Man Vs. Wild, junkies, Wedding Dress, Dota .........

Michelle, WHY?!

Why ignore my phone calls and texts? Why not at least pretend you enjoy the pillow fights with me?
Why did you leave me standing there and not help me pick up the brown boxes?
Dude, we have been tight since forever. Actually that’s a lie, I remember being a young child and being quite jealous of you, but we’re tight now since we have matured. Matured? ^o) But I was confused to what we had this afternoon. As I came home, I had great news to post on your wall that you were mentioned in a YouTube video youtube.com/watch?v=AFhAEJNFQhI ( 2 minutes onwards(: ) But no. As I went on my profile, something caught my eyes. The link on your name as my sibling was black.
LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? I ALREADY TOLD YOU I’M NOT A DOCTOR YET, BUT I’M GETTING THERE, BUT YOU, ARE SO IGNORANT AND DELETED ME OFF AS NOT ONLY AS YOUR SISTER ON FB BUT ALSO A FRIEND? LIKE MICHELLE, COME ON! PLEASE JUST LET ME BECOME THE VIET SUPERSTAR I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE.
You really need to get back on track with Facebook. Just start all over again. I will help you like you helped me and this time I can laugh at you when you have 22 friends <> If you wondering if there’s any changes on Facebook? Well Mecendo is totally copying me and Uyen’s gheyness by talking in Viet on fb with marks and shiz. And Anthrax just became friends with Dillon?  I am now sisters with Hao … It’s pity, don’t worry I don’t like him <> or do i? And yeah.

DAT IZ SO KEWLZ.

Tony Bianco Sale !

Girls & Dillon listen up!
TONY BIANCO IS HAVING A 30% OFF EVERYTHING SALE AT SOUTH WARF THIS THURSDAY!

Must I say, Tony Bianco has the wold's sexiest shoes!

My long lost Vivienne!

Monday has always been my least favourite day of the week, but Must I say, today has been the best Monday ever! Why? Because I met a very special someone on Platform 1 on Flinder’s! And that special someone is Paul. Paul Dang. As much as I love him, it wasn’t him. LOL! Oh, I am just too funny! 8-) It was VIVIEN!
Vivien and I instantly became friends when we met at good ol’ tutor. After a couple minutes of talking, we found out that we had the same interests of watching Korean dramas and Gossip Girl! And both fancied Kim Bim and Chuck Bass. After the Mac Rob testing, we stopped seeing each other. I missed her dearly, but hoped to see her again at the MHS Social. But today, something special happened! Yeah, you guessed it, I saw VIV!

Words can’t explain how happy I was! We ran up to each other, screaming. It was intense.
I’m in a very good mood today! I LOVE LIFE. LIFE IS GOOD.

ILY VIV (L)

Word of the day:

The word of the day is "legs."
Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

PCW Athletics!

Mother's Day Eve

Mother’s day eve.
Usual Le family party. 5.24PM; walked in Aunt’s house.
Saw two unfamiliar guys. Invited themselves? One in particular looked familiar.
Ate chips and prawn with Michelle. Drank Coke.
Ate in cousin’s room. Van joined. Pimped it out with Martin and Tony.
Uyen came in. Talked about some intense stuff. Way too intense for this blog. And this Uyen is my older khuzz; not the lesbian van one.
While chatting, the door opened.. The random united two guys again.
Finally realised who the familiar looking one was!
.. ALLEN MERCENDO,
nah jokes…
Kevin CHANG!
Uneffingbelievable.
Very random. Extremely random.
Gossiped with him and his buddy Josh.
Called Diwwon. Diwwon hanged up?
No net connection. Got bored.
Walked to my house. Hanged in my room for an hour or so.
Changy and Joshy left.
Michelle, Van and I got bored.
Walked back to Aunt’s house. Ate. Talked. Took random photos.
Michelle and Van left.
Just Tony and I in a room.
Time for me to leave.
Thank God.

So if you have to hurt me, do it gently and let me down easy.

Johnson says:

johnson says:
i got
fkn 2 assignments and a test on monday ;[
due in on monday*

mk . says:
OMG EW
THATS WHY YOU SHOULD OF FAILED THE TEST
then u would be at a co ed school
with cool people

johnson says:
LOL
WHY DO U STILL GO TO UR SCHOOL THEN

mk . says:
BECAUSE I LIKE GIRLS

johnson says:
LMAO
U LESO
-
That boy can see straight through me

Oh My Godness!

"He sounds so gay yet normal and boring?" LOOOL!

Shattering news

Have I told you? The Melbourne High Social has been postponed until July 23rd. This is so gay I can’t even explain through words. I am deeply shattered and pissed at whoever supposedly stole the ticket moneu from the Senior Social, therefore making the Junior Social a later date. Like who does that? ^o)

And I can make you believe in love, sex and magic.

My Frenemy

Chrissybabes.
14 years.
Hates asains.
Has friends..?
Funny, but no.

Here are a couple of sneakshots I managed to get of her. MAY MY BLOG READERS SEE THIS. Or just blog reader, Michelle Le. LOOOL AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAOOO AT THE LAST ONEEEE HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH WHAT A FAGGOT.

ily babes.

no.

THREE POINT EIGHT KAY

Oh my god.

I am absolutely drained. For PE, we had to do this Tan Run.
At first, I was quite pumped thinking I could re-gain my tan back during this 3.8k run. I was wrong. It was short for Botanical Gardens, and 3.8k is just so ghey, like what was the teacher thinking? Giving us such a task to complete, this is just ludicrous!
First we jogged, after a very short time, we were puffed and decided to walk. And it wasn’t even close to a quarter of 1k yet. After the walk and talks and jogging then back to walks and talks, we finally made it half way. But no one else was to be seen in front of us, so we took the wrong pathway and got lost … Yes, very embarrassing, since Mr M said that only ‘morons ‘would get lost. After a while, we found our way back in the crowd.
And I finished! WOOOOOOOOOOP! 3.8K MAN, that’s like how far away it is from my house to yours. Yeah, very far hey! And I did it in 35 minutes, I am extremely proud of myself, and especially Bec who ran it in 20 minutes. What the hell is wrong with that girl…

And that was the end of the day.

We bused to PCW and got there by 3.24PM. Train was departing Windsor at 3.36PM. We ran up to our lockers and got our bags. We sprinted our way to the station; me in my runners and Allison with her sport polo tee-shirt and winter skirt. What retards.. We all changed inside the train, and were all well presented.

Got off at flinders, did our air hugs and kisses and I was off to Platform 1. Saw Danks, did our secret handshake. Also, Kyle and John the Italian. No Tina was to be found. Very worried. After a while, everyone turned up. Gave my hugs to Michael. Talked to Michael. Had fun with Michael. Laughed with Michael. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH no. That was just so gay of me. Nah, I was pimping it out with Tina, Peterbabes, Johnny, Paul and that Daniel or Dave guy? We were discussing a few issues about the social and what to wear.

LIKE OH MY GOD? SHOULD I WEAR LIKE A UHM, LIKE A DRESS? OR IS IT LIKE TOO DRESSY? AND HEELS? I MEAN WE ARE LIKE GONNA BE LIKE IN THE HEELS FOR LIKE 4 HOURS LIKE OH MY GOD! I CAN’T HANDEL THAT LIKE AAAHHH, JUST LIKE TOO INTENSE FOR ME HUN! LIKE SERIOUSLY, I MEAN ITS CASUAL DRESS SO WHAT IS WITH THE GIRLS AND DRESSES AND HEELS? I MEAN LIKE IM ONLY IN IT TO IMPRESS GORGIE! BUT LIKE OH MY GOD! IF LIKE MY BIFF, UYEN WAS LIKE THERE WE COULD LIKE OH MY GOD, WEAR CROCS! AND PIMP IT OUT LIKE GANGSTERS! AND LIKE YEAH! TINA SAYS SHES WEARING DRESS AND HEELS, SHE IS LIKE OH MY GOD, TOO COOL FOR MWAHS! AND LIKE WE WERE LIKE CONTEMPLATING WHETHER PETERBABES SHOULD LIKE WEAR A VEST? I MEAN, ITS LIKE CASUAL DRESS, HE SHOULD LIKE OH MY GOD, GO LIKE SHIRTLESS? HE SAYS HE WILL JUST FOR ME LIKE OH MY GOD,. HE IS LIKE SO AMAZING LIKE OH MY GOD. AND TINA IS LIKE SOO SEXY LIKE GOSH! ALL THE SIMOND GUYS ARE LIKE WANTING HER IN THEIR PANTS LIKE WOO! SO YEAH. LIKE OH MY GOD. IT WAS SOME PRETTY INTENSE D&M SHIT WE HAD IN THE LIKE TRAIN! OH MY GOD! I’M SO LIKE TIRED SPEAKING LIKE THIS IN CAPS.

Those are the ugliest effing pants I've ever seen ..

Uyen linked this to me, it literally made me LOL

Let's rewind

Can we rewind back 365 days ago?
When things were just beginning and I was happy all the time?

And the the only thing bothering me was getting Mac Rob?

I miss the old days..

Can we get any gayer?

Mk Van › Uyen Van: hello bạn bè, bạn có bắt các xe điện vào ngày mai?!
hello friend, are you tramming tomorrow?
Uyen Van › Mk Van: Có, tôi sẽ được đánh bắt để ngày mai. Có thể bạn mang áo ngực của tôi mà tôi còn lại ở nhà của bạn?
Yes, Iam tramming tomorow. Can you please bring the bra I left at your house
Mk Van › Uyen Van: troi oi! áo ngực của bạn lớn quá, size cup DD! tại sao bạn bè nói rằng trên facebook, mác co!
Oh my! Your bra is too big, size DD cup! Why did you mention this on facebook! I’m very shy.
Uyen Van › Mk Van: Tôi biết tôi lớn! Giữ nó yên tĩnh trước khi tôi trở thành màu sắc của cà chua một. Vậy làm thế nào là bạn và Martin đi? Cặp vợ chồng hạnh phúc! Cute. Tôi nhút nhát.
I know I’m big! Please stop before my face turns as red as a tomato. So how are you and Martin going? What a happy couple. Cute. I’m shy.
Mk Van › Uyen Van: hehehehe, martin và tôi đã có quan hệ tình dục đêm qua với antrax quá. tại đây nong quá !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehehehehe, Martin and I had sex with Anthrax. It’s too hot in here!
Uyen Van › Mk Van: tại sao tôi không ở đó? tôi không đủ lesbian ????? anyways, như thế nào? nóng? sexy? ướt? eheheh: $
Why wasn’t I there? Am I not lesboan enough? Anyways, how was it? Hot? Sexy? Wet? Eheheh :$
Mk Van › Uyen Van: đêm qua đã rất ẩm ướt. anthrax đã sổ mũi trên khuôn mặt của tôi ! yummy
Last night was wet. Anthrax’s runny nose went all voer my face! yummy
Uyen Van › Mk Van: âm thanh rất ẩm ướt. quá ẩm ướt. được nó để nóng bạn đang ra mồ hôi được áo ngực của bạn được? : $: $ Xảy ra tất cả thời gian trên # 78 xe điện .... không có không khí để thở. không còn chỗ để ngồi. quá hot!
sound very wet. too wet. is it so hot you're sweating is your bra? : $: $ Occurs all the time on tram # 78 .... no air to breathe. There is no place to sit. too hot!
Mk Van › Uyen Van: Uhh .... tôi không mặc áo ngực .. tôi không có vú ....tram 78 là be de, martn do đi train:(
Uhh, I don’t wear a bra.. I don’t have boobs… the 78 tram is gay, martin do goes by train L
Uyen Van › Mk Van: Bạn không có vú, núm vú bạn có lông. * Bãi liếm môi yumm! Gì? Tôi biết, nơi có ông được? Tôi nhớ anh ấy rất nhiều.
Friend don’t have boobs, but do you have hairy nipples? * Lickcs lip! What? I know where he is? I miss him
Mk Van › Uyen Van: bạn không thể bắt được train? ngày hôm nay, tôi đi train, thấy michael yayyyy..
You can't catch train? Today I caught the train with Micahel.. yayy
Uyen Van › Mk Van: Tôi thấy bộ máy ở. yeah i sẽ là tốt. Tôi muốn con kênh bạn jut để xem anh ta!!!!!!!!! XD
Ohh I see. yeah i would be good. I jut want to see you ditch him !!!!!!!!! XD
Mk Van › Uyen Van: OGMOMOGMOGOMGMO tôi cho bạn biết, tôi đã có ao miss chtterbox t-shirt!
OMGMOGOGOMGOMGMOGMO did I tell you, today I got a Miss Chatterbox teeshirt!
Uyen Van › Mk Van: LOOOOOL WHAT THE DUCK? AHHAHHA.... dừng lại trước khi bạn xấu hổ cho tôi
LOOOOOL WHAT THE DUCK? AHHAHHA .... stop before you embarrass me
Mk Van › Uyen Van: nó là hot! tôi sẽ mặc nó vào Thứ Bảy! HEHEHHEH xD
it is hot! I will wear it on Saturday! HEHEHHEH xD
Uyen Van › Mk Van: Có bạn nên!! Tôi sẽ mang pháo sáng màu xanh của tôi trên Thứ Bảy xD
Yes you should! Will I carry my green flares on Saturday xD

ALLISON JEAN JASMIN?

So today was Allison’s birthday. 15th birthday to be exact. She had been counting down for this day for who knows how long?
I came to school quite early with Jess, Christina and Phoebe. We pimped out Alli’s locker by emptying all her books and put a birthday card in the middle alongside a 5cent piece coin, 2 bobby pins and a safety pin. Oh, and how could I forget? We put in a dead pot plant lying around in the locker room area. And we put in a small poster saying “Happy Birthday Christina”..

HAHAHA, we are such bitches. Not to mention, we totally didn’t throw a party at lunch for AJ, instead we went to the library to do science that was supposedly due fourth period. We gave AJ these amazing and sexy as clothes. Which she said were “pretty” and we forgot to bring food to celebrate her 15th. Well, Christina bought Coke but then she took it home for her family after school.. So yeah, to sum up today was mediocre. Nothing spesh, only Allison’s birthday ..

NAAAH KIDDING BABES ! WE LIKE THREW ALLISON A SURPRISE BDAY PCW SCHOOL PARTAY. Even though we teased her by putting dead plants in her locker and giving her cheap 2nd hand clothes, she knows we love her!

Since its Aliibabes birthday, I think she deserves a blog dedicated to her!

Dearest Allison Jean Jasmin Mollini Monteros,
Even though you have a thing for sniffing Religion books, sucking up to teachers, have 3 different voices depending your mood, use your ‘forces’ to control things, have a so called skill for shitting on a daily basis, wear a really slutty turban, can’t control your pee and wear really ugly shoes at PCW, I still love you.
It is true, you are a retard but there is absolutely no one else who I would rather go MC toilets with apart from you.
I remember that very first day you walked into the doors of 9 Purple, you and your sophisticated bun. I thought you were some posh Asian, and our first conversations were about mutual friends. After two months, our friendship has formed into something so strong it makes Christina jealous.
I know our biffle-waffleness will go through to year 12. We shall get top marks for our enter score and become the richest bitches ever. And have babies, who will become biffs and go to Mac Rob together.

So, happy birthday love! I hope today was special, cause when your 15 –insert Taylor Swift lyrics-

XOXXOXOOXOXOXOX
ILY BABES FOR EVER

XD

Dearest Peterson Le,

Sorry to hear about what happened
It was unjust that this happened to you.
We will accept the new you.
Even though your finger will never be the same, don't worry, it will get better.
Just use Boys before Flowers as your motivation when Jan Di injures her back,
she could not fulfil her passion for swimming. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to do break dancing anymore, don’t worry we will be like Ji Hoo in Boys Before Flowers and help you find another passion.
Just because your finger is fucked, does not mean you can’t be normal.
Even when times get rough, we will always be here to lend a hand.
Night and day, sun and shine.
You have been there for us every step of the way, and you deserve all the help you can get.
We still cannot believe this happened to you, what did you ever do to deserve this shit?
You were hard working and beautiful, inside and out.
You are very fortunate that you didn't do too much damage.
We’re so glad that your finger didn't get infected or you didn't die.
We hope you get better though.
Our thoughts are with you.
We pray that this injury won’t affect your whole body, and cause cancer.
Please don't die Peter.
We need you, want you and love you.
When the time gets tough, please don’t hesitate to ask us for help.
Peter, just because your finger is fucked, it doesn't mean that you aren't just like us.
You're still normal. We accept for whoever you are.
Don't ever let your finger get in the way of your dream of becoming a Vietnamese Pop Singer.
People won't judge you for a missing finger, please don't feel self conscious.
You have us, as well as your other friends and family, and we will never ever leave you.
Get Well Soon ^^”
With Love
Mk and Uyen

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I must admit, that card was sexy.

Jay to the Bee !

So today I was at Bardot for like two hours or so,
Male shopkeeper: Oh My God! Did I tell you, it's my biurthday soon. I think I'm gonna get a Justin Beiber Cake!
Female Shopkeeper: OH MY GOSH! LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER, THE FAMOUS GUY? HOW?
Male Shopkeeper: I don't know how. I just order it at the cake store. It's gonna be soo HOT.
Female Shopkeeper: MOGMOGOMGMOGMO! I LOVE JUSTIN SO MUCH!
Male Shopkeeper: ME TOO HUN!
Female Shopkeeper screams,
Male shopkeeper joins in..
I stand there..

*awkward turtle

"Where has she been, Serena?"

It's funny how nearly everyone in Gossip Girl has hooked up with each other. I still have not yet finished Season 2 because of Anthrax. After months of begging and tears, he 'lost' it. Well I have it now so I can finally stop giving him free sex for the dvds.

*seductive voice*
Where has she been, Serena?
And who am I?
You know you love me.
XOXO Gossip Girl.