Lesbian Day Out #3 feat.Tina's Ex-boyfriend.

so you hate people who spell cause like coz? well tuff okay :D if not, get dustywusty to push me over some more. coz i really appreciated the last time 8)

Dearest Anonymous, may I ask you a couple of questions? Do you by any chance use coz rather than cause? And are you by any chance wanting Dustin Troung in your pants? Are you Tina Pham coz if you are I love you and all BUT SWEETIE, IT'S NOT COZ/COS/C0Z ECT.. IT IS CAUSE!

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Just putting it out there coz it irritates me.

It is spelt cause. Not cos, or coz or even c0z. I know it's shortcut and all, but it's unattractive. If you spell it like that, it's like saying becoz, bcoz, bcos ect.. Ew right?!
Duz dis irritate u 2?? Well spelling coz lyk dat pissez da crap outta me!

Good evening, I absolutely adore your dress that you wore at the MHS Social darling. It's tres extraordinare, and I just love how the the design flows darling. Where did you buy it? I must know! If it's an evening affair, I recommend Dior Evening gowns!

Good morning to you my dear, I did not wear a dress darling; it was a top from Bardót and the black skirt was borrowed from my slutty biff, Allison. And oh my, did you love the design? So did I, even though there wasn't really any design to it 8-) And yes, I would toates wear a Dior evening gown to the Social. Thanks for the tip babez.

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I don't like her.

“She’s pretty..funny..looking. Yeah.”

I was look back at my random printscreens and came across this. I remember that one time, on Uyen’s birthday; someone dropped a bombshell that made me cry… WITH LAUGHTER HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Darling, I love your style darling. Oh darling. Yes. It's absolutely divine darling. Yes yes yes. Do you like dancing darling?

Oh darling, I love the way you say darling. And I love everything even if I suck at it darling.

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When the going gets tough

And you don’t know what to do to feel better. Distract yourself. Get your mind off it. Forget about it. Just distract yourself. Go watch Korean Dramas or Gossip Girl. Call a friend or even me. If you need numbers, I’m here. Go shopping, paint your nails, MSN a random person, listen to music, preferably indie ones, clean your room, try on different outfits, look pretty and put on makeup, straighten your hair, read magazines or go on marykimanesyeah.blogspot.com.
It works for me.
It makes me smile like this :D

Oh hi kimmy. I've heard so much about you. Why the fck do you and Uyen walk around like you own the place? wtf seriously get a life. I hate you guys so much. GRRRR *IMITATES JASMINE* :@ :@ GR GR RAWR RAWR.

Oh, hey there hotstuff. I don’t know, maybe because we do own the place? Get a life? Maybe rather than asking Formspring Questions, get one. Haters are gonna hate and that’s just life. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! RAWR RAWR! Love ya Kent.

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If this is what you call Spring, then

I WANT SUMMER NOW. I DON’T CARE IF I SWEAT OR FEEL UNCOMFORABLY HOT. I HAVE THE BRIGHTEST IDEA. WHEN IT’S SUMMER, I THINK WE SHOULD ALL TAKE OUR SHIRTS OFF AND SWING IT IN THE AIR LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING HELICOPTER.

Fact for today.

Did you know that love is bullshit? I don’t know, it’s just what I learnt from this Korean Drama. The lady said it to her student in the drama, God of Study, and she looks sophisticated so I guess it’s true.

Tony Bianco gives me imaginary boners. I am in need of money, but as usual, I have nothing but a couple of gold coins.

"You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery"

- Spencer, Pretty Little Liars

you should get tumblr instead

Reasons why I'd rather Blogspot;
1. It's full of Reblogs
2. Can't ditch my many followers here..
3. Blogspot is where I belong
4. No one has Tumblr at all..
5. Blogspot is sexier.

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It feels good as to win!

Tonight's Lehz Sleepover Club feat. Brandon

And so Michelle is here with me for our ritual; The Lehz Sleepover Club feat. The Le family. The mother had received a board game of Scrabble and to commence the ceremony what better than to play a game with words. Brandon, my 10 year old beloved brother, was invited to play with us. It was Michelle & Mk Vs. Brandon & Himself. The rules were who ever lost, had to stand in the corner for an hour or so and if anyone surrendered, they would have to stand in the corner for at least 2 hours. Guess who lost? Yeah, self explanatory. Michelle and I won with more than triple his score. Our English tutoring, Japanese and French vocab and Karate knowledge played a huge role in victory.

For all you people who are no smarter than my 10-year-old beloved brother here’s some help with the word we came up with.

Vhertysorngmomp – Derived from the French term, to be polite to the elder generation preferably grandparents suffering from Oesotall.

Penwiguwzx – to laugh hysterically with the consistency of salvia less than 10mL.

Fiuquiad – to quarrel using karate techniques with the phalanges.

Hikuspicenonode - Japanese Cuisine, thick udon noodles consisting of soba and sashimi.
Oesotall – the disease associated with the hard tissue fustigating against the hair follicles.

do you like peter le

Love the boy! But not in any other way more than just a good ol' mate. WHY? WE MAKE A CUTE COUPLE DON'T WE?

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are you a lesbian?

Think what you think sweeite.

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Kinky, I know.

HOME SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET HOME BABY!

For the past three days; I,

Met some amazing people.

Spent 16 hours on a bloody bus.

Arrived to the boat at Mildura.
Tanned for the first time since forever.

Stayed in a spa for hours.

Played truth or dare.
Ate chilli to see who could resist it the most.

Took pornographic photos. Felt my skin burn.

Watched the end part of tropiuc Thunder.

Wore Prada sunnies.

Drew with eyeliner on someone’s face whilst they were sleeping.

Laughed like a retard.

HAD A BLAST!

Note to all: Never forget your keys wherever you go.

I mean, you never know, like maybe, just maybe… YOU’LL BE STUCK OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THE COLD FOR AN HOUR. BECAUSE MAYBE JUST MAYBE, MOM’S OUT WITH HER MATES. And you know, it was a fine afternoon and I was hungry so I bought some Chicken Parmagiana and Chips. The lady asked Take-away or Pick-up, I said Take-away. She asked, want some cutlery with that? And I said no it’s fine, because I’m eating it at home. But no. I came home to my doorstep and knocked on the doors. No reply. Knocked again. No reply. I called the home phone. No reply. Tried going through the back door. Epic fail. I didn’t want my exquisite meal to turn cold so I ate it. That’s right, I ate it without cutlery. With my bare fingers. Oh how disturbing did it look. And sad as well, especially when people just walk past my house and stare at me. What’s so wrong about eating? Alone? Outside my house? With my fingers? And yeah, the end. The moral of the sorty is: DON’T EVER FORGET DA KEYZ. OR HAVE SOME SORT OF SECRET PLACE TO HIDE THE KEYS.

Not being cocky or anything, but why are we sah funny?!

TRENA, FOR THE LOVE OF COWS, DELETE A COUPLE OF THOSE HIDEOUS PHOTOS OF ME ON FACEBOOK BEFORE I DIG MYSEF A HOLE AND NEVER COME OUT OF IT. WITH LOTS OF LOVE, ME.

Who needs Tic Tic Tickets, when you have these oh so sexy Royal Melbourne Show tickets HUH?!

OH WOAAAAH,

No seriously, you know how there are lines? Well you just crossed them. So please, stop. And leave. So we can all PAARTAAAYY!

When I saw this, I swear a little tear appeared in the corner of my eye. How can something be so damn pretty?

help me: well i really like this guy and im not sure if he likes me though, everyone says he does but im not so sure? should i confess or wait for him to ask me out?

Rather than wait, confess. Because he too, may like you but isn’t quite sure and the sooner you tell him, the better. Hopefully, everyone is right and he likes you too, but if he doesn’t, then the earlier you confess, the more time you have to move on. But do whatever tickles your pickles gurlfwend!

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIZZZ!

OMG GAIZ IM RELLEH HYPER. IT IS CURRENTLY 12:11PM AND IM SAAAAAAAAH HAPPY Y’KNOW?! CURRENTLYZ LISTENING TO TREY SONGZ - YOU JUST NEED ME. CHECK IT OUUUUUUUUUUTZ! ALRIGHT, I’LL STOP TALKING LIKE A DICKHEAD LOL. BUT I’LL TALK IN CAPSLOCK SO IT’S LIKE A YELLING INSIDE VOICE WHEN YOU READ THIS UNNECESSARY SHIZ.

SO IT’S THE SECOND DAY OF THE HOLIDAYS ALREADY?! WHY CAN’T SCHOOL GO FAST LIKE THIS? CAUSE IF WE WERE AT SCHOOL, IT’D BE NEAR LUNCH ALREADY. I AM DREADING TO WAKE UP AT 6.30AM. ANYWAYS, ‘TWAS TRENA’S BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY SO HAPPPPPPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOVELY! I LOVE HOW YOU JUST REPLY TO MY FACEBOOK WALLPOST Y’KNOW?! WELL I’LL SEE YOU ON THURSDAY. AT THE SHOW. IN YOUR COSTUME. DRESSED AS A BOY. KEWLZ. AND I HAVE MASSIVE BAGS UNDER MY EYES, ALL THANKS TO LILY. THE GIRL WHO INTRODUCED ME TO ‘GOD OF STUDY’, ONE OF THE MOST ADDICTINGEST KOREAN DRAMAS EVER. THE GUY IN IT, I SWEAR, HE IS BANGABLE MATERIAL. I’D TAP HIM. TODAY. RIGHT NOW. AND GET PREGNANT. AND I WOULDN’T STRESS, BECAUSE THE BABY WILL BE JUST AS HOT A HE IS. ALSO, I’M FINISHING OFF GOSSIP GIRL SEASON 3 AND PRETTY LITTLE LIARS. WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW. THIS FRIDAY, I’M GOING TO BE ON A BOAT FOR THREE DAYS AND TWO NIGHTS. ONE OF MY DREAMS WAS TO BE ON A BOAT AND PLAY I’M ON A BOAT – THE LONELY ISLANDS. SO YAY, MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE FINALLY. TODAY, I HAVE TO STAY HOME CAUSE MOM’S TAKING BRANDON OUT AND I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER THIS LITTLE ONE, JAZZY. SO I SHOULD BE DOING HOMEWORK BUT YOU KNOW, MY PHONE’S A DISTRACTION, AND MY NAILS NEED PAINTING AND I FEEL OBLIGED TO BLOG 8-) AND TOMORROW, I’M SHOPPING. AND THURSDAY IT’S MELBOURNE SHOW. AND FRIDAY TO SUNDAY, I’M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER LOOK AT ME (8) OH AND I SAW JOSH THOMAS YESTERDAY. BUT I LOOKED FERREL SO I COULDN’T APPROACH HIM. SO NOTE TO EVERYONE: NEVER GO OUT LOOKING SHIT AND THINKING YOU’LL SEE NO ONE, BEDCAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW; YOU MIGHT CLASH INTO JOSH THOMAS IN COLES ON THE PASTA AISLE WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR STRIPED PAJAMAS AND UGG BOOTS WITH YOUR HAIR ALL MESSY AND UNBRUSHED. LIKE I SAID, I'M FEELING UNUSUALLY HYPER SO ...

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LOVE Y'ALLZ! XXOXOOXOXOXOOX

help me please; i like him and im pree sure he likes me too, he knows i do, but we're both the quiet shy type... so now what? o_O

Aww, you guys are so adorable! Don’t be shy around him, or things will get awkward. Open up to the boy, and he too, will get more comfortable around you. Just don’t be shy, or the relationship will be boring. So my tips for you is no to hesitate and be the first to talk and if you don’t know what to talk about, talk about cheese or even me. Gooooooooood Luck!

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oooOOoOoOoOooOooOoO OMG RELLEH?

You know how there's a needs and wants list? Well this is in the needs'.

I've finally decided!

This Friday's take-away is:
PIZZA HUT!

http://www.pizzahut.com.au/ Just look at the menu, it's sah sexy.

Forget boys, all I need for my life to be complete is this.

You know that

.. feeling of being replaced? It feels so good. So good like breaking a nail to the point it's so short, it's bleeding non stop and then you rip off half your broken nail and there's skin showing underneath your nail and you rub it on concrete. Feels good like that. Or like getting a papercut in between your fingers or even your eyeball. Feels sah damn good, doesn't it?

And so ‘twas Trena’s early birthday party ..

.. and what better than to celebrate it at Laser tag with some white kids aye? I just love that game sah much, like shooting is my forte. After the hardcore shooting, we went to an elegant restaurant in Crown. It was lovely, the food was so delicious and the service there was just great. We even got a lady come over to sing Happy Birthday followed by a couple of men on the side, playing violin. Cheesy, I know. Trena opened her present from all of us, professionally wrapped by me, of course. I swear I saw mini tears in her eyes when she saw the heels we got her as well as a Ben10 pencil case and a framed photo of her stalker. After the elegant dinner, we went for a calm walk in the city. When I say calm, referring to Trena and Co., I actually mean Chris pumping full blast music from his iPod dock (on his shoulders) whilst everyone starts jumping/putting-our-hands-up-in-the-air-saying-ayo/shuffling/strutting down the night streets regardless of the couple “TURN OFF THE FUCKING/BLOODY MUSIC” comments. It was sexy. Went to Trena’s and had slept with Nick. Alone. On the mattress. Please don’t kill me Ally. That ‘tis all.

I-i-i-i-i-i-i-n-n-n-n-c-c-c-e-e-e-p-p-p-t-t-i-o-o-n-n.

And I came last in Laser Wars out of 15 people. Fml.

And so I went onto my Webcam album and saw this..

Howz toz pissz peoplez offz:

h says:
you retart
MK says:
what
retard*
h says:
fkn retartz
MK says:
you can't even spell
HAHAHAZ
shuttupz
h says:
what you doing tommorow to be soo exitedz
MK says:
itz myz birthdayz
h says:
ROFL
gay kunt
what you doing?
MK says:
imz goingz to sydneyz forz 2 nightz
h says:
fuck you witht he z
i hope you get murderd on your birthday
MK says:
LOLZ
YOU FAGGOTZ

AND SO SHE WAS LIKE A. B. OR C? AND I LOOOOOOOL'D.

mk says:
we started rubbing our bodies close together < >and i scabbed a glowstick off him
uuyen says:
AHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
was he like
'WTF'?
or
choose a. for WTF
b. for EERR..
c. for other
mk says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
c.
THAT IS SAH RANDOM
uuyen says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
mk says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Aah,

You know those days that just suck for no reason? Well today sucks, and in times like this, I watch my Korean dramas because they make me happy for some unknown reason. Am I sad? LOL