Bardot with Nick's girlfreind

Long time no blog !
This week was a drainer. Got a B for English. Not happy. Had cold spaghetti for lunch for 7 days in a row. So broke, I could not afford canteen food. New science partner assingment was given. Very pumped, AJ and I are gonna ace this shit like Asians with no better things to do. Caught the train, but Tina was not there. Sitting outside in the cold was gay. Had tofo for lunch today. Life is average. Friday night has finally come!

I promised to take Ruby to God's house, the Almighty Holy ... Bardót Factory Outlet today! After school, we trammed all the way down to Vic Street, or what wel like o call, ASIA! Walking through the busy street of Asia, we dodged the people saying "Sambo lam bac so!" in Philo and walked passed a gang of Indian mafias. We got really scared so we sprinted our way there < >

Oh wow, walking through the doors of Bardot, there were massive SALE signs everywhere! Just like heaven. We did an intense search party around Bardot for a pair of jeans for Rubster. After an hour shopping, Ruby came home with a pair of jeans and a dress. The jeans were sexy as! She got a pair of flares with stitching on the bottom for forty dollars! Like OH MY GOD. What a lucky bitch. Oh and I forgot to mention the awkward turtle moment Ruby shared with the shopkeeper as she lifted the curtains on Ruby whilst she was changing .. LOOOL !

Bardot closed at 5, so we left. Waked back to the tram stop with all our buttons done up to the very top which made it hard for us to breathe like kewl rebelz, and waited for 20 minutes. Oh how I love the vintage trams down Chapel Street. Finally the tram came, and Ruby's phone rang. It was her boyfriend CHRIS Nicola ... Time for me to get off. Said our farewells and air hugs as I got off.

Had a pre intense lesbian sesh with Ruby! Thanks and I LOVE YOU (:

And now I'm off to Vic Gardens for IKEA dinner and to get Allison that poster, Oh the things I do for you Allie-babes! xP You know you love me ;P;P :3 ^_~ EW IM SO GAY ! And yeah, that tis all for now.

“The best color in the whole world, is the one that looks good, on you!” - Coco Chanel

Knox Bardot Sale!

20% OFF EVERYTHING !
Anyone know where Knox is?
< > .. okay, no..?
But yeah, just google map it, if your desperate !
And like you can totally show me the way,
20% off!, that's like 40 bucks for the cardigan I want instead of 50!

http://bardot.com.au/store/online-shopping.html?page=shop.browse&category_id=47
Second last one. Sexy!

UEE

Randomest day ever

Since I’m bored, I’m going to write a story.

It was the 26th April and everyone had a day off that Monday due to ANZAC Day. Jonathon was in desperate need for a Korean drama series which Marissa had. They both had no plans that day so they decided to hang out.
They planned to meet up at 11 o’clock at MC. Marissa promised to shout Macca’s since she was a great person so she bought two cheeseburgers and large fries. She was quite pissed because it costed seven bucks. At 11.30, Marissa and John met. They were bored and Marissa wanted to train to Jonathon’s, however Jonathon was being uber gay and said no. So they planned to rock up in front of Jack’s house.
They took the Epping train line. Marisa has never been on the train for so long in her life, but it wasn’t so bad because during the train ride they talked and laughed; well only Marisa laughed because Jonathon had no sense of humour. The only time Jonathon laughed was when he made a joke or a comment… Marissa found it hilarious that Jonathon would laugh at his own jokes, it made him look very sad.. Jonathon numerously kept telling Marissa to shut the fuck up; and when Marisa did for 2 minutes, it became an awkward turtle situation.
Finally, the train arrived at Thomastown. Jonathon showed Marissa the way since it her first time in the area. They jumped on the bus and Jonathon did a tour and pointed out where Barry Rd was. Barry Road reminded Marisa of the Barry Road festival which she always went to.
They got off and Jonathon led the way. They rebelliously crossed the road without the traffic lights and climbed over the fence where there was long grass. Jonathon mentioned that there were snakes here and there which of course, scared Marisa.
After the long ass walk, they arrived at Jack’s house. It was big and all the windows were security locked. It seemed very protective. Jonathon and Marissa came up with a couple of plans:
1) Ring the doorbell and place the Cheeseburger on the doorstep and see what a Jack or Jack’s parents would do.
2) Randomly sit on Jack’s lawn having a picnic, laughing and talking really loud so Jack can hear them and open the door and be very surprised
3) Ring the doorbell and only Marissa stand outside looking lost; this would surprise Jack since he has never told Marisa where he lives
However, Jonathon and Marissa didn’t end up doing any of these smart plans because they were scared Jack’s parents would bash them. Marissa ended up calling Jack.
“Hey Jack, are you home?”
“Uh.. yeah?” Jack is very confused.
“Are your parents there?”
"Yes..”
“Oh, can I come in your house?”
“What?!”
“Open the door! I ‘m outside,”
“Lies!”
“No seriously, we are!”
“Who?”
“Just come out and you’ll see”
“But I’m in my PJ’s” Jack cries.
“I’m with Jonathon.”
“Surreee…”
“Dude, I’m serious.”
Jonathon comes in and yells “JACCKKKK!”
“Oh right! I’m changing!” Jack finally believes.
After five minutes Jack finally comes out, surprised, wondering what the hell was Jonathon doing with Marisa. Jack was not allowed to bring Marissa inside since his parents would not approve. So all three of them, stood outside Jack’s house, talking. Suddenly, one of the windows’ security blinds lifted a quarter of the way. Jack’s mother was obviously spying on Jack.
Marissa, Jonathon and Jack mingled for a while until the bus came. Jack was in dipshit because his mother never knew he had any female friends. Jonathon reassured Jack that at least his mother knew that he wasn’t gay anymore.
So it was back to just Jonathon and Marissa. They bussed to the station. Marissa gave the DVDs to Jonathon whilst waiting for the train. Jonathon left the station to bus home and Marissa waited there patiently. The train finally arrived.

The end.

You might think this was a simple story but that’s because you haven’t read the twist yet. What if I told you that I was Marissa, Gavin was Jonathon and Peter was Jack? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL YEAH? If you know who I’m referring to, you’ll probably be thinking what was I doing with Gavin majority of the day? :| LMFAOO! Today was one of the most randomest days ever. One hour train ride with Gavin and Maccas, then rocking up at Peter’s unexpected.. Well, it was pre fun yet gay because I was with Gavin but still fun! He told me not to blog about today but pfsh! And today was the first time I saw Peter with no hair products in whatsoever! :D Oh, and I’m deeply and sincerely sorry P for getting you into trouble. I didn’t think you would and I came only because Gavin was so desperately missing you since you go MHS.

Rating ze boiiz

EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
yeah, so what about dillonizerr?
i reckon overall hes like an 8
because hes easy to talk to, funny, gay but not homo
uyen says:
yeah same, he's pre funny and gay. good lad to goss about with
8.5
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
and hes got teh best fashion!
allen?
uyen says:
he's random, sometmes too random, pre good dresser <> he's photos are appealing and seems friendly
5
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
yeaah, hes philo which emans nice tan
love his hair
4 becasue he posted random shit on my wall in cheap asian writing one time..
uyen says:
LOL damn, fail anal
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
LMFAO FAIL ANAL
uyen says:
ehhheeh
Theres copy right on that .... na JKS LOL
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
well sorrayy
moving on
who esle havent we rated so far
uyen says:
thrax?
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
ANTHRAXANTORR
7.8
hes got looks i guess, OWNS GSTARRR
funny, sometiems gay and easy to socialize with
plus his brother is the kindest guy ever
uyen says:
he's gay, not homo gay but GAY... but i think he's a girl...
yeah 8.1 recurring cause im a lesbian
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
LOOL you reckon hes a girl?
how so, hes like TANK
uyen says:
he's long luciours hair which falls onto his shlouder, his jaw lione and eye lashes....
LOL NA JKS but ye <>
who next?
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
uhh BRIAN?
uyen says:
BRIAN LOL
5.7 dead set LOL
wait
5.3...
ahaha
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
hahahahahahahah ! dude, he deseves a 10
hes got the looks
the fashion
and the perosnality ! 8]
uyen says:
yeah duhhhh ahaha but he dated tina and friends ex's are a no no <>
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHH yeaah
what about peterson?
uyen says:
6.783234343
u?
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
why so low ?
peters HIGH man
hes quite good looking :$
and likes fashion
and like i have a lot in common with him
8.5
uyen says:
but i dont talk to him anymore LOL
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
well rate his looks
and fashion then
uyen says:
he doesnt have the 'zest' about him anymore
foine
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
LOOL ZESSSST
uyen says:
looks- 7.8
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
REOW
uyen says:
fashon- 8
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
datz quiiT3 hiiGh..
uyen says:
average of a 7.9
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
LOOOL
uyen says:
i ish nice todaiiiii xD
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
AHAHHAHA
yeah i rekcon hes great for being the gay biffle
cause he talks about hot guys with you
and its likr you can relate to him ya dig?
uyen says:
but he's not that gay
not GAY enough
):
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
yeah, well my gay bffl is DOZER
isnt your gay bff micahel ?
rate micahel 'kaliente' *SHIVERS
uyen says:
LOOOOL
his personality including the much loved cheese and corn is 3
personality excluding the cheese and corn is 6
oft, i ish 2 nise todaii ^^'
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
LMFAO
uhh you forgot the most important one
LOOKS?
im gonna be nice, voerall for him .. negative 3
36*
uyen says:
i'll be ncer and give him 1
LOL
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
LMFAOOOOOOO
fair enough
and sang?
id give him a SEVÓN
becasue hes always tehre by my side .. literally
in the city..
uyen says:
LOOOOOOOOL!
yeah me and him are literally
he's like a shadow
always behind me, lingering
and listening to my convos
6
ehehe
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
LOOOL
heheheheheheh
uyen says:
and he laughs at my awesome jks
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
LMFAOOO
ZARKI???
uyen says:
OFT DAMN HOT DAMN JUST
ITS GETTNG HOT IN HERE
*tugs on shirt collar
i give him a
4
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
2
uyen says:
since he snoobeed me off at the station
LOL
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
yeah hes got teh looks and shit 8)
but he gives me taht eyebrow look
uyen says:
yeah it's saddening
you know
zaki smile and wink at meeee ):
oi mk
i gtg
soon
):
EMMKAAYYYEEEEEEE says:
awwwwww
BYE ):
Dx
uyen says:
AW BYEEE
CIAO BABES
CHOI BABES
XD
x

Someday ..

Serendipity?

After tuition, the mother was being unusually kind. She asked me if I wanted to go Bardót. I thought she hated that store? But, I mean who is she kidding? OF COURSE! Walked to Bardót but it was closed. FARK YOU ANZAC DAY! So, we walked down Victoria St to this new store that just opened. As I was walking in, something caught my eyes.
LOC LE!? :l
Should I approach him?
And pretend that we are friends?
And forget our past, the time he tried to pull a move on me?
Pretend I was still in love with him?
.. NAARRRRHH! But then, I saw Nathan. I HAD to say hi because I haven't seen Nath for yonks :( since like New Year's or even before that. And I came up behind him and said OHH MY GOODDD NATTHHAANN HII! And to my embarrassment, it wasn't Nathan.. NAH JOKES! LOL It was him! Anyways, yeah don't you just love it when you meet a friend you haven't seen for ages! I just thought I should blog about that cause it made my day (:

Is this what you call serendipity? Because like I was meant to be shopping, unfortunately it was closed but then I met Loc Nath which turned out to be a good thing? YA DIG?

REMEMBER THISS?

The hidden camera

She will kill me once she sees this but meh; it's hot, it's sexy, it deserves to be on my blog.
If you're wondering how I got it? Well, I installed a camera in her room for my enjoyment.

MK & UYEN'S PRANK PATROL

We are seriously the gheyest lesbianest people ever. I love you Uyen .. 8-)

This made me go AWWWWW

Oh I just miss the god ol' days. I'm the girl on the right < >

I actually literally went, AWWWWWWWWWW! And this is what you call pro skills of stalking.

Peter is going to hate me forever. Good thing he doesn't go on my blogs. SO NO ONE TELL HIM, OR ILL SLAP YOU!

TGI FRIDAY

THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY!
Today was a fantabolous day man.
I had a D&M with my homeroom teacher; and the fact that shes more than double my age, possibly triple, is really awkward...
Allison and I had Sweet and Chili Chicken Asian Noodle box from the canteen. 5 DOLLARS 70! OMG, so damn expensive, like come on, it's Asian noodles made for Asian people, it should be cheap. It was too hot ad Allison had to go toilet, cause she can't hold it in, and so we saw a bunch of Year 9 girls sitting near the canteen and asked if they could look after the Noodles for us. Sarah, we could trust.. but that other girl with long brunette hair ... looked shifty. We couldn't trust her with the noodles. Obviously, AJ and I are stingy, so Alibabes took a photo of the noodle with the chicken and shit inside, making sure that when we come back to collect our food, the noodle would remain the same. And it did.
AJ and I also had some interesting conversations that I thought yo guys would be dying to hear.

In Class
MK: Allison, okay. Our goal is to one day, catch teh train to Flinders in LACE-UPS. And you can't change into your T-BARS. Just one day and it will make us proud for like forever!
A: Aww, uhhmm... OKAY FINE!
MK: AHAHAHAH! Don't worry I'll do it too .. But you know what's worse? Weraing runners! EWW! You have to do that too! With your Melb and Mac Rob friends
A: OKAY FINE, but you're doing it as well. And when I'm doing it, I'm gonna have to hold up my Adidas shoes around so people know that I have nice shoes!
MK: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

At the Canteen Line
A: Ew, you're lace-ups are fucking gross!
MK: Dude, you're wearing them as well!
        * Looks down at Alison's shoes
        Ew, your laces are hanging out!
        AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!

Funny how most of our conversations involve Lace-ups. Sexy.
During the long ass period 4 with Ms MCGREADY, the one who gave me a 'needs to pay attention in class' on my report when I always pay attention and only got told off ONCE and it was only for laughing at the video, AND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WAS LAUGHING AS WELL! WHAT IS THIS SHIZ?! Anyways, we got free time at the end, I LOVE YOU MISS (A), so AJ and I went through blogs.
And here's an interesting one.
What you need: Calculator and Common Sense
1) Pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate ( Any number from 1 - 10)
2) Multiply it by two. (This is where the calculator comes in if you don't know your 2 times tables)
3) Add 5.
4) Multiply it by 50
5) If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760, if you haven't, add 1759.
6) Now subtract the four digit year you were born in.




You should have a three digit number. If not, you're retarded. The first digit is the amount of times you wanted to eat chocolate a week. The next two numbers are your AGE! Freaky hey? It only works for 2010, cause 2010 is sexy. Pre interesting.

And yeah, after school, trammed home with Trena and Ruby (:
And it rained, and since someone stole my umbrella, I crashed Vanneh's house. But she was not there. Just me and her brother. Alone. Awkward. Just the way I like it.

And now I'm home. AND TGI FRIDAYS! WOOO! IM GONNA GO EAT AT A BUFFET SOON. WOO, IM SO FAT. WOOO GO FAT ASSES! BIGGEST LOSER FINISHED :( BUT LISA WON, WOO! SUCK ON THEM PEACHES BOYS. THE FIRST FEMALE TO EVER WIN AND SHES 40 YEARS OLD. WOOO! CHOIBABES CHANGED HIS NAME ON FB TO CHOI BABEZ WOOO! THAT MADE MY DAY :) ILYYZZ CHOI BABES! WOO EK TMR, WOO ASANKA BABES! WOO I LOVE YOU GUYS!

I am tall.

Dan:  ahahahah! i bet your super happy cuz ur finally taller than someone
MK: dude, im liek as tall as you !
Dan: ahhhahaahahahh what a jke
        u can probably give me a blow job when we're both standing

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL ! Touché.
:,)  AHAHAHAHAHH.
Just you wait for it, when we meet again. Trust me I will be taller than you think (:

Coffee

When I grow up, I want to be like her.
Going to work, in designer branded clothig holding a coffee,
looking professional.

Wednesday 22, April

Lately I've ceebs blogging but today I ceebs not blogging you know?
It has been the second week of school, boring yet fast because us PCW boiiz left school at 1 today! Not trying to be cool .. or rebels .. and wag or .. anything ... <>;
Anyways, I left the school gates at 1 with Allison, Trena, Sammie, Ruby and Bec.
Okay, nowadays I ceebs typing so I'll make this long story short.
Walked to train station. Suddenly saw train coming. Ran for our lives. Looked like losers with backpacks running for the train. Luckily, made it in thanks to the man with the technicolour dream coat. Sammie, however, got stuck as the door closed on her. Awkward turtle. First stop; Pahran. Second stop; South Yarra, gave our hugs and kisses to Bec. Third stop; Richmond, said our farewell maxwells to Trena, Sammie and Ruby. Last stop; Flinders. WOO! Got off. Looked down to my embarrassment. Ew, I was wearing lace-ups. Changed into T-Bars quickly whilst on the escalator. Lace on lace-up shoe got caught on the escalator. Awkward giraffe..
Trained to MC. For all you tards out there *COUGHCOUGHlibbyCOUGHCOUGH* MC is short for Melbourne Cenrtral, or what I like to call Meruborun Sentaru. Just Allibabes and I. Alone. At MC. Lesbian time <>; Went to our favourite part of MC. Our second home; The almighty ..TOILETS. It's like our thang, you know? Every time we go MC, we go toilets. I don't know why, maybe it's because .. we're vain? Hungry. Food court. Took the escalator up. Realised we weren't going to watch the tennis to Hoyts and that the food court is downstairs. Since we're Asian, we decided to an Asian cuisine. 2PM, time for Allibabes to see her Mac Rob friends. Said our goodbyes, and I went Borders to get Lib's birthday present. TSKTSK, if only she read my blog, she would know what I got her before her birthday, BUT NOOOO! She hates the Bright Side. Anyways, yes. I went alone. Saw white Parade boys. Should I approach them? CEEBS.. Then saw Sang. Why are Parade guys everywhere ^o)? Tried to act surprise to see him, even though I knew I would bump into him, cause every time I'm in the city, Sang is to be seen. Coincidental? I think not. It's a thing I call fate. Claimed to his friend, Kevin Chang, that I was Dillon's girlfriend. Gave me weird sarcastic look. I was serious. Trammed to Flinders. 2:30PM, met Tina. Sat. Talked. Waited for Peter and Leon. Talked. Worried for the boys, walked around. Managed to hold a conversation with a couple of MHSers.



MK: Hey are you in Year 9?
MHS BOY 1: <> ... Yeeaahh..
TINA: Do you know a Leon? He's about this high *raises hand at Leon's height*
MHS BOY 2: uhm err..
TINA: Trinh?
MHS BOY 2: OHHH! Yeaah, he's in my class!
MK: Do you know where Leon is?
MHS BOY 2: No? :|
MK: Can you call him?
MHS BOY 1: I don't know him.
MHS BOY 2: Sorry, I don't have his number.
MK: Oh okay. Do you know a Peter?
MHS BOY 1: Which one?
TINA: *does hand gestures symbolizing a Mohawk*
MK: Le?
MHS BOY 1: No.
MK: *LOOLED inside..*  so yeaah ,
        OH WAIT! Do you know a Michael?
MHS BOY 1: *gives me the look saying ew* yeah .. the social leader..
MK: Yes! Oh My God! He is so cool! 8-)
Everyone silent. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOL (:
Anywho, Tina and I trammed to MC. Got off. Saw the boys sitting there and DANIEL NA. DATS RIGHT BITCHES, BE JEALOUS. ZE ALMGIHT DANIEL NA. Oh, and Danny Tran and Kevin as well. Talked. Saw James. Said Hi. No response. Like whatves Treves. Peter drank Bubble Cup. Made slurpy sounds ( Michelle, remind you of anyone in particular in Norhies one time ..? LOL) Leon had 'Boys Turn Me On' on his bag. Peter had 'Jason *** is hot" What has MHS done to them? Laughed. Awkward Banana. Very Gay. Obviously, Peter made it up. After the D&Ms, Peter wanted to go toilet... Told him to hold it in. Peter refused. Peter cried. Very awkward. Raised the balloon. 4PM, we departed.
As I was walking to the tram stop, the streets of Melbourne City was soon to be filled with a scent of Hommus. Scared of the past. I quickly sprinted home, avoiding any RASA Vans.
Oh what a day. There was more but i ceebs remembering it all.



GUTTEN TAG BABES!

In the night sky

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky are like shooting stars,
I could really use a wish right now,
A wish right now.

Change

It's funny how people can change in just a click. You've changed. What's gotten into your head? You seem to give into peer pressure so easily? And even though it's just a puff, what's next? Drinking? Then drugs? Pathetic. This just makes you look sad. You're a hypocrite and I hate the new you. We were sisters just yesterday, and even though we've just met for 5 months, we became so close. But you just threw it all within seconds. But thanks, now i can finally see who my real Friends are.

Uyen Van, March 20.

"There's this one girl who seems to make me fall so deep, so deep I end up lost and confused. The first time I met her, she looked right through me, yet I still saw something in her. Her blue contacts swept me off my feet so much that I fell over due to the tram. Each day I would see her hanging with Do and Ho and I'd look at them in disgust and horror as I was suppose to be in their positions, chillaxing with her. One day I gained the courage to say hi to this girl and we hit off straight away. I never realised that we become great friends to being much more than that. Oh baby,WOOOO!!" - Uyen Van, March 20.

I miss summer

mainly because t-bars were allowed.

I plan to do that on the train one day

Did you know?

30 Facts I feel you should all know 1) I have a fear of mice 2) I can only drink milk through a straw and it has to have Nesquik in it 3) I think Justin Beiber is hot and amazing 4) I own a pair of shorts from K-Mart, and I wear them.. around.. in public 5) Lady Gaga is my favourite singer 6) Sitting/ laying on grass gives me a happy vibe 7) I don't like texting 8) I absolutely hate my phone 9) I laugh at jokes 10) I laugh harder at lame jokes 11) Re-reading my blogs make me smile 12) I Love eating at Buffets and Yum Cha 13) I don't get an allowance 14) On school days I go to bed at 9.30PM and wake up at 6.20AM 15) It is impossible for me not to go on the net for a day 16) Korean dramas make me happier than shopping 17) I find deep voices sexy, for example T.O.P & Dillon's 18) Every time I have my purse in my bag, I get paranoid and check for my purse numerous times 19) I love Barbie dolls 20) I still have the picture of Dillon in my room 21) I love long birthday card messages 22) I used to be obsessed with Delta Goodrem and had her signature 23) Italian food is the sex 24) I have not yet seen the Notebook 25) I hate my hair 26) I fancy the awkward balloon 27) I barrack for Essendon and Collingwood 28) Big Brother was my favourite TV Show 29) I'm old enough to work now 30) The hottest teacher I've ever had was Asanka

IN LVOE WITH LV

LEE JUN KI'S WALLET! I DIG FOR BOYS WITH LV WALLETS. REAL ONES.

LEE HYORI IN LV TIGHTS! FARRK MAN! THATS HOT.

Back to School!

OMG I haven't blogged for ages! SORRY, I bet yous missed me, it's just that I'm caught up with homework .. and 'friends'. ANYWAYS, Is it just me or has the week dragged on for months? School sucks. I miss the holidays already. The only highlight of my week was seeing my friends, and the marijuana tree! Oh, and how could I forget, Ms. Cankelbabes! Period 1 & 2 drag on for agesss and to make matters worse, we have to wear lace-ups. It's fascinating how everyone has new lace-ups, it's so shiny I could see my reflection on it! I know right, how sexy? Don't you just love that feeling when you walk in new, uncomfortable, hard, bulky shoes and it rubs against your skin and makes you bleed? And the fact it makes me look like a douché makes me love it even more 8-) ! So to sum up, I EFFING LOVE LACE-UPS! And I know that the rest of the PCW girls would agree, especially Allibabes! Back to PCW just means i have to apply to 'group rules' with Trena, Sammie, Bec and Ruby 1) Tuesdays we wear yellow ribbon 2) Wednesday no make-up whatsoever 3) Fridays socks and no stockings Whoever breaks the rules can't sit with us, that was why Ruby wasn't with the group on Wednesday. LOOL! ILY Allison and I have also made more rules that apply just to us two: 1) Mondays - High ponytail to the left (white ribbon) 2) Tuesday - Messy bun (yellow ribbon) 3) Wednesday - hair down 4) Thursday - Braid (navy blue ribbon) 5) Friday - Hair down We are too cool for school 8-) And not bragging or anything guys, BUT me and Allie-jae haven't worn make up for majority of the week ! CLAPS FOR US! We have tried to stop wearing make up and I'm thinking about whether I should tomorrow? Because like I look yuck without it and I'm seeing THIEN VU and MATEO ! D: oh, the hard decisions I make in life. TSKTSK So basically this week, I've been waiting for today, Friday! THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP! KOREAN DRAMA TIME BOIIZ!!

KC

Since KC is a daily reader of my blog, i thought maybe i should dedicate this blog to him ! Even though he is one lonely guy and has no friends, He is my friend. AHHAHAHAHAHA I'M JOKING <> KC has friends. It's official everyone especially Michelle, KC has friends. Hot ones too. Even though what happened on the other blog called "Somebody Call 911" is true, <> To those who don't know KC is, which is probably 99.99% of everyone; NAH I'M JOKING, OKAY KC DON'T WORRY! I mean who doesn't know KC? He's like a connected one! He C-walks, Shuffles, Tutts, Tap Dances, Salsa and all kinds of dance genres but Salsa is his forté. He's Leon's long lost twin brother, and i was the one who reunited them together (H) I like calling KC, KK NINJA! It's not Kk Ninja, I's KAY KAY NINJAARRRRHHHH! You have to emphasis the NINJAAARRRRRRH! :)

HTK vs. GJP

Hwang Tae Kyung & Gu Jun Pyo; Jang Geun Suk & Lee Min Ho

Both are very hot, sexy, mouth-watering, tall and sexy Korean guys who are both very flaming hot.

But whose better ?

Well,

Both are turning 23 this year,

However GJP is 3 cm taller than Tae Kyung.,

But Tae Kyung sings.

Then again, GJP is 69 kg.

They both play a role in different dramas but with similar characteristics. Both are extremely wealthy, and self centered however they both change into better people because of a girl.

At first, when i saw GJP in Boys Before Flowers, i was like : and when i saw Tae Kyung in You're Beautiful, i was like EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!

But after a couple of episodes, i realised that both of them are extremely HOT, like really hot, or perhaps TOO hot for my likings.

They're like even hotter than Zarki & Asanka put together!

And that's like PWOOAAAHH man!

I've come to the conclusion that TAE KYUNG IS THE HOTTEST ! BECAUSE HE MAKES ME SWEAT!

SOMEBODY CALL 911

Meet up was at 12 SHARP. Michelle and I were at MC at 12:16PM. No one to be seen. Spotted, KC alone. By himself. No one else, but him. Singing "Love Story". Hid from him. 12:30PM, and yet, still no one to be seen. Called KC. Tried to be conspicuous. M&M: Hey KC where are you? KC: MC clock. M&M: Come down to MC station and meet up with me and Michelle. KC: Wait, hold on, need to say bye to my friends. He lied. We knew. Played along anyway. M&M: What friends? Name at least one. KC: Err..sorry...can't...hear you...I think I'm losing reception, sorry, bye. Five seconds later. Turned around, saw KC. Also Stanleh and his hot-white-Justin Bieber-look-alike-friend, Nick Wallace. Waited for everyone else. Got bored. Asked KC some questions to pass time. Asked who he really was with before. Both knew he was alone. KC managed to fib his way out, listing a whole bunch of traditional Vietnamese names. 1:30PM, Ailan, Nini, Emjay, Peter and Leon arrived. Thanks for the wait. Stood outside MC. Leon, KC and myself played Hide and Seek. Came back to the group. Vibe was weird. Asanka was nowhere to be seen. Leon and KC bought Hungry Jacks. Peter ate chip, delicately. KC ate burger viciously. Thirsty. Bubble Cup. Lady serving resembled Janine. Tired. Sat with lonely man. Peter joined. Felt weird. Stood up. Found a table. Sat. Talked. Santa girls nowhere to be seen. Changed Peter's phone wallpaper. Whispered to Leon. Nick sipped his Boost. KC listened to iPod. Stanleh hugged Peter. Peter jizzed. Called Ailan. Group reunion. Tried to imitate Mychonny. Shot pearls from Bubble Cup. Wandered around the city streets like Asian tourists. Saw someone wearing a Superman tee. Twice. Walked to Crown. Saw magician. Took photo at LV. Arrived at Crown. Played racing car game. Expert level. Won, came first. Played Laser Wars. Gave lady $11. She gave me a weird look. Found out it costed $10. Peter, *grease* Red team: Peter, Leon and Stanleh. Blue team: Ailan, Michelle and myself. Yellow team: Unknown. Tried to make alliance with yellow team. One guy in particular, smelt like Hummus. Asanka was still nowhere to be found. Did a mini search party to find Asanka. Hummus guy seemed to know who Asanka was. Game started. Yellow kept shooting us. Ran around shooting people. Very fun. Game over. We won. Red team lost. Peter cried. Got angry. Asked for refund. Lady refused. Started a tantrum. Really awkward. Lifted the balloon. Michelle and I left. Walked to Flinders. As we were walking, the strong aroma of Hummus filled the streets of Melbourne City. We examined our surroundings to see where the smell was coming from. Abruptly, two men blindfolded us and threw us in their pedophile van. Car plate: RASA, FNG 711. Smell of Hummus was too strong. Fell unconscious. Loud conversation of men speaking Dutch woke us up. Bagpipes playing full blast. Our eardrums bursted. Wondered why on earth Germans were wearing kilts and playing bagpipes... They played an accapella of Love Story. Reminded us of KC. Caught sight of a member from the yellow team. Discovered that it was his father who kidnapped us. He attacked us with a rush of German curse words. These German tourists were narcissistic. We knew what they wanted. They thought we had it. They thought wrong. Peter was the one and only person in possession of ... the almighty Asanka babes mobile number. German: Denwa bangoo wa Asanka? M&M: We don't have it! German: Guten tag!! M&M: We don't have it! Peter has it! German: Who Peter? M&M: Asanka's beloved student from EK. German: Guten tag!! M&M: He's not here! German: Where Peter? Tell now! M&M: He's with Judii Dee! German: Where Judii Dee? M&M: Somewhere in Crown I guess... They kept yelling at us. Feeling scared. Cried. They laughed. We cried. They had a German feast. We cried. They walked their German shepherd. We cried. The basement flooded with tears and soon we witnessed the German's possessions floating around. Observed a few German feast leftovers and bagpipes floating here and there. Hummus was soggy. Germans panicked. Yelled at us. TO ALL YOU BLOG READERS! HELP US! THEY HAVE THREATENED TO ADOPT US AND NAME US HELGA AND OLGA AND THEY WILL GIVE US AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF HUMMUS, UNLESS SOMEONE GIVES THEM ASANKA'S NUMBER! PLEASE COME AND HELP US! SOMEBODY CALL 911 SHAWTY FIRE BURNING ON THE GERMAN BASEMENT! SAVE US.. GUTEN TAG!

BOIZZ LISTEN UP

BARDOT SALE. NOTHING OVER $50! BARDOT OUTLET, 63 VICTORIA CRESCENT ABBOSTFORD 3067. STARTED TODAY! COME IN EARLY! FIRST IN, BEST DRESSED.

Lesbian Day Out

Today was the day, The day that Uyen Van had planned out for ages. The Lesbian day out ! With the worlds most lesbianest people, Michelle, Tina, Uyen and Myself. Dina was too lesbian for us, so she didn't come. A few people managed to invite themselves, who i cannot divulge via blog. *COGHCOUGHsexybrianCOUGHCOUGHsangaye* We all planned to meet at Maccas, at 10.30am. Michelle and I, are obviously very organized people so we came at 10.23am. Waiting, and waiting for the boiiz to come. They finally came, at 11.42am. Yeah thanks for that guys, much appreciated. Maybe next time, come a little later you know so Michelle and i have more time to bitch about yous. We waited at the tram stop for the 75 tram for 10 minutes, and realised that the 75 tram doesn't take us to Docklands, .___. We trammed the 78 to Swans steet, and caught the 70 tram. Went off at Rod Laver Arena. Realised that we weren't going to watch the Tennis .. Waited for 10 minutes. Caught the 70 tram tram again. Got off at Waterfront Gardens. Realised that Docklands wasn't there. Were confused, looked at the map, Went on the 70 tram yet again. Finally got off DOCKLANDS ! Went window shopping looking for sexy shoes for the MHS social. "The Ice Skating place is just near here. Keep walking stright and then go left. You CANT miss it" the lady said. We totally walked past it and almost missed it. Paid, and got in the ice skating rink. Whilst waiting to get in, met some FOB asains, and just for fun took random photos of us with them in the background. They got sussed, and started to smile at us :| The kept follwing us and one sat down in front of Michelle and said some pick up lines in Vietnamese. WTF, so feral, but Uyen Van sure loved it. They continued to follow us, and kept smiling and exchanging looks. It was disgusting. Met someone who looked extremely like Mr. Mihardja. Stalked him, and managed to take a photo, or two. Or five ... Also saw a Janine look a like, Binh look a like, and a ALLEN MERCENDO LOOK A LIKE :O ! Ice skating was hard! But eventually got the jizz of it so it was all cool :) We changed the shoes and got out, and saw Brian and Sang. What a coincidence seeing them! Apart from the fact that Brian was full on texting us and calling us... After two hours of intense ice skating, we ate some KFC. Went to Costco, then Forever New, Novo, Diva, Cotton ON and rah rah rah. After everything, we trammed to MC to go to Coles. Said our farewell maxwells, Michelle and I walked out of Coles. AND OGMOGOMGMOGMOGOMGMOGMOMOGMGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOMGOOMGMOGOGOMOMGMOGOMGMOGOMGOGOM ! this made my day, that MUCH better ! WE SAW "FAKE MK" I FINALLYYYYY GOT TO SEE HER, LIKE AFTER ALL THOSE TIMES OF HEARING PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HER, I MET HER ! AND SHE WAS WALKING THROUGH THE TICKET MACHINE THING AND I RUSHED IN FRONT OF HER, AND WALKED PAST HER. SO MANY THOUGHTS RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND OF WHAT TO SAY! BUT I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY :$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$$: ! maybe next time :) Today was grool, lets all be lesbians and have another lesbian day out ! LOVE YOU BOGANNZZ!

Don't be so insecure girl

Dear Alli-Jae, You're blog is an inspiration to me, i love it all however the recent blog called "Insecurities" was just nonsensical love! There is nothing wrong with the shape of your face, nor your jawline or your nose. And oh my god, my left eyelid is like you right eyelid, the creases are like AJKAHBAHJHA plus my eyelashes are like retarded as well on the left eye. So i have it worse than you. And Alli-babes, who cares about the blemishes or uneven skin tones on your face, because what else is make up for right? Your fingers aren't stubby, they're cute and your nails are perfect as well. And your chest, don't worry love, Mei Ling will give some of hers to us when we're older (: And your so called 'elephant butt' is what boys dig man, BOOTAYY ! AND ALLIBABES, YOUR THIGHS ! ARE NORMAL ! You. Are. Beautiful. Even on Wednesday when we don't wear make up, your still gorgeous, where as me .. i can't bear to look at myself in the mirror. EW. OKAY! So i really don't see why you have insecurities! You are beautiful inside and out. That is why your "Asian best friends" give you 'looks', its because you're one hot philo! Love you Alii-Walli!

You're Beautiful

It's the new BBF, effing amazing! Currently on like the 8th episode, and i don't want to watch anymore because i hate finishing Korean dramas. i get depressed for weeks :,( HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, THE CASTS ARE HOT. VERY HOT. EXTREMELY HOT. LIKE SERIOUSLY VERY SUPER UBER DUPER HOT. OKAY ILL STOP.

small conversations go a long way

this morning started off quite well, talking to mary about stuff was intense. and we've set our futures together cause we're coooool ! (H) okay, so when mary and i grow up WE'RE GONNA HAVE HOT HALF CAST BABIES, HERS WILL BE HALF SPANISH AND MINES WILL BE HALF ITALIAN. AND THEY WILL BE BEST FRIENDS, AND WE'LL GIVE THEM SIMILAR NAMES LIKE MARY KIM LE AND MARY LE, AND THEY WILL BE SMART AND GO TO MAC ROBERTSON AND THEY WILL HAVE TEA PARTIES AND JOIN BOOK CLUBS TOGETHER OUR BABIES WILL DOMINATE. :D i really cannot wait til we're older

make up covers true emotions

M&M Sleepover

i bet all you little weewees wonder what happens when the almighty mk comes over to the Lehz family! well I've been over countless ammount of times and heres what happened last Friday.. We made our way her house and we went on the computer, because we're cool lyk dat. PC 4 LYF. when I'm at Michelle's house, we usually browse on fb looking through hot photos of malith and samitha babes <3 oh and how could i forget, DANEL NA. Then i played on therese-babes piano :D we played fully sick songs like "GA LOOP WENT THE FROG ONE DAY", and a bit of Simpsons here and there, and THREE notes of wedding dress. We ate. And Michelle kindly offered me a cookie. i had the choice of mars bars cookie or eminem cookie. Oh, the hard decisions in life, i chose the mars bars one and i dont think Theresa wasn't too happy about me eating her favourite cookies. So, to piss her off, Michelle told me to have all the chocolate, and take anything i wanted LOOOOL. i came home with a box of ferrero rochers, the massive 6KG chocolate egg, the cookies <> sorry Therese, ILY BABESS! And we brushed out teeth at night. and Oh, how much i love brushing my teeth at mishybabes house. michelle, theresa and i stand in awkward positions of a triangle and brush our teeth, looking left to right a one another <<>> LOOL HAHAHAHAHH *AWKWARD TURTLE* then, we went on the computer again, and we SKYPED WITH THE SEXY BOIZZ, TINA AND UYEN. had a grool time with them. even though the awkward turtle, balloon and giraffe was used quite alot ... then, me and Michelle get off to bed. THIS IS THE BEST PART ! we just laugh, talk, laugh, gossip, laugh, laugh and laugh! I personally believe that me and mcihelle laugh too much but i mean what can we say? We're just soo damn funny no seriously. if you were there you would laugh too. we think of the funniest shizz ever. And yeah that what kinda happened at micheelllee's on friday and Saturday. And so its michellesturn now to come over my house on Thursday, CANT WAIT BEBZ! gonna be the SHNITZ i bet your curious of what me and Michelle talk about, well here are some funny things we say and seriously start rolling on the floor laughing at the humour ! - at the dining table - Michelle: Mk, omg last time, when we were younger, we were at martin's house.. it was weird cause martin kept playing pillow fights with his brother and ur brother. And martin just randomly hit me with the pillow, like really hard, and i was like .. i don't want to play. MK: HAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA MICHELLE: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA THERESA: :).................................. - Michelle and i at maccas, ordering food ; Michelle's family in the car waiting - MK: lets play the "what if" game! what would happen if we ordered the food, but instead of going back to the car, we just started eating here and your family's like waiting .. MICHELLE: HHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA and like what if we like get the food and instead of going into the car, we go to some randoms car MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! - full on raining and there was only ONE umbrella, so we had to go in one by one - ** Mishy's dad takes Lanni in first, then Theresa gets ready to get out .. but Mishy's dad gets mishdish out next, Therese babes waits patiently with me, and she gets ready after michelle but mish's dad gets me out first LOOOOOOOOOOOL so therese was the last one. after mishdish and i get in the house, we eat the maccas ** MK: omg haven't had a BIG MAC for ages MICHELLE: uhhm, wheres Theresa? :| MK:AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA MICELLE: no, seriously its been a while where is she? LOOOL MK: AHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA , its like in that GLEE episode when the teacher locks herself in the ca and its raining outside MICHELLE: HAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHHA :,D AHH THE MEMORIES, TYPING ALL THAT WAS PRE HARD CAUSE I KEPT LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAH

Corn & Cheese

Please don't apologize for everything you've done, because if its meant to make me feel sorry for you, then , CONGRATS it has. I feel sorry for you, you are soo full of cheesy and corny shit. Even when you're trying to be nice, its off putting. "i'm sorry for all the things i've done i cant go back in the past and redo it so its going to be blot in my past and im trying to overcome bwcome a better man" Duuudee, i seriously don't give a flying friggen corn about what you regret, or what your plans are for the future and rah rah rah. Think about it, what have you done? nothing, really. its just your personality, i hate it. A blot in your past? WTF .. :| what are you even talking about? what blot ... ^o) I seriously don't see why you are sorry and shiz cause you should see by now, i don't want an apology. And possibly, im the one whose meant to be apologizing. But im not going to :) All I just want to do is stay away from you to save myself from being CLINGED on and to listen to all your cockiness. Yeah yeah, call me a bitch for saying that, but trust me, there are plenty of girls and boys out there who are probably thinking that but are too nice to do it. And to be honest, i couldn't even finish reading "Making peace within my soul" because oh my god. I think Tina would understand, "it was soo cheesy and so corny, even more than corn dipped in cheese" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ! Why can't you be liek S and P <> when i despised them, they just went with the flow and instead of apologzing and making me feel sorry for them, they just left me alone. They gave me space, which you couldn't do. And if you did, maybe we could be friends but NAARRRHHH things are cool this way. (HH) ILYZZ STANNLEH ! <> Anyways the blog bitching officially stops here and ill let you when ive finally grown up. Which is probably never (: I'll bitch with other people, its way more funnier that way :D ILYZ UYENNY BABES <3 There's just way to much tension and Diwwon cannot handle it. AWW POOR DIWWYY.

Oh really ? And you fell head over heels for a carrot ? Nice.

CIAOO BABESS & M****** (youre not a babe. ) plese stop with the corn & cheese

My number 1 fan

Dillon babes, you are my one and only fan, please keep reading.

What ever happened to us? I thought you loved my blogs.

Whatever happened to that promise you made me at the mhs testing, you said that you would forever and always follow the bright side.

Please dont leave me

the names *******

HI GUYS IM ************, but you can call me Kaliente, cause I'm hot. Yeah guys, not being cocky or anything but i know I'm hot cause i just am. I'm also cheesy, but its what gets the girls you know ;) i even have a facebook group for that, and yeah i also have another facebook group that i made for myself, its like for Michael Fans :D, i just wanted to copy Peters fan group and like no one wanted to make me one so i made it myself cause I'm one sad guy. I absolutely love my bomber jacket. Not bragging or anything, but it's imported from America and it was $250 :D I love it, and you know what else i love? Girls. Absolutely love them, and they love me too, well that's what i think. I tell them that I'm lonely, sad, vulnerable and they feel sorry for me. I just love girls, they're always there for me in my hard times because i can't face my own problems. I like to attract attention, i don't care what i do as long as i get attention, cause I'm one big attention seeker. The whole world revolves around me, and as long as i get attention, it's all cool. You guys should watch my video on fb, its of me scratching my balls :D , its funny ahaha. Uhm, there's more about me but i cbs talking, its you're turn now. And oh, btw nice tan, you CARROT at least i don't have scars all over my legs fag.

ive always wanted to go to a masquerade

ew

You don't want war? But i personally do, i reckon its fun. Stop dreaming.

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i read your blog, the old me would of responded with a whole load of more bitch, back stabbing words. But right now, i don't have the energy or the strength to. Karma? Maybe you could call it that. For being a fucking bitch to you. But yeah karma has bitten my on my ass right now. What happened? Life was just going great, so good and BAM. In just 5 minutes, discovering a secret hidden from me for a while, has turned my world upside down. I'm pissed, upset and I feel guilty, why was i the last to know? I hate that feeling, that little feeling of sadness that lays right there in your body. I have a feeling that its gonna be laying there for a very long time. Maybe just maybe if i knew about this earlier, things would of been better now. Just maybe. But it's too late now. So fuck it all. But don't worry, I'll overcome this shit, and when the time comes. Its war, bitch.

BLOG WAR BEGINS

you blogged, i read, i blogged, you read, you blogged again, and i read again ! SO LETS HAVE A BLOGGING BITCH FIGHT YEAH? say sorry if you mean it you sarcastic piece of shit. STOP USING GIRLS THEY AREN'T A CYCLE. i worry for those who get close with you, because you cling onto them like strong glue. Just advice, stop and give them room to breathe, GOSH Seriously, you're so clingy and obsessive, no wonder people walk away from you. You say you're sorry, lonely and vulnerable? Am i suppose to feel sympathetic? Cause i don't. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at you ! * AWKWARD TURTLE MOMENT GUYS <<>> *