Faaaaaaaaar.

I don't know if it's just me, or if it's you. But my Facebook is stuffing up and also Blogspot. Random posts are being deleted.

This is a sign; time for new net.

Happiest day of the week.

Actually make it month! This doesn't happen often but today has been the effing best. I swear, today was my lucky day!

Dismissed earlier than usual.
Unexpected mini dnm session with Huy about his love life and his knowledge about girls going to toilets fascinates me.
Chilling with my Viv and eating Kfc. Dude forgot to give chips in our Allstars box so they gave us large chips as an apology. Score!
Bought two Korean dramas. (Insert extremely happy face. Like really extremely.)
Saw cute guy who I shan't mention here. Omg so hot.
Peter gave me my tickets!!!!!! (Insert my love for Peter.)
I won a free Yo Yo biscuit from Gloria Jeans. It was actually $2.60.. I know, it's ludicrous! And yesterday I won free tea towels. So I won something for free two days in a row from the Freebies machine at Vic Gardens. I'M THE LUCKIEST BITCH ALIVE.
Finally met Jessy since forever. Been waiting to meet that girl since we met online LOL. I'm not a creep.
Saw Michelle and Mary unexpectedly on the Epping!
Beautiful weather for a winter's day.

If everyday was like this, I'd be vomiting rainbows. That's how ecstatic I'd be.

2010 - 2011.

School holidays.

-Work to make lots of muleh.
-Catch up with friends.
-Eat out with family.
-Actually attempt holiday homework and not leave it last minute.
-Presentation Day costume.
-Plan something very exciting. Too exciting to be mentioned here.
-Shopping.
-Eat my heart out and not be stingy.
-Korean dramas 24/7.
-Gossip Girl.
-Work out.
-Clean room.
-Sleep late, wake late.
-Take Jasmine to the park.

Why Mk reads blogs.

For those who know me well, I actually hate reading. The only thing I actually enjoy reading are English subtitles on a Korean drama. And also blogs of people I know.

Why Mk reads blogs, you may ask?

1. See how everyone is. 

2. Dig some dirt out of it. 

3. Get to know them even though they don't know me LOL.

4. Just for laughs.

I just want to get married.

No sarcasm. I just want to get married now. I want to celebrate my big day with family and friends. My wedding will be the most beautiful day of my life. I will have the sexiest honeymoon resulting my new baby boy, Christian. Yes, I will be the hottest milf. I will live in an apartment with my husband and Christian. I will make more babies. They will go to school. I will have milf friends from my children's primary school friend's mums. My husband and I will live happily ever after in our house near the city, with our Lamborghini and children. Life is good. Okay, it may seem I'm being sarcastic with my non-realistic 'dream' but I want to just get married, now. I don't care who. (As long as he's decent.)
Why not?

Bebo anyone?

Draining.

This Science assignment is really draining my life. It's due tomorrow, and I'm meant to be doing it right now. If I don't, the whole group fails.......................................Sucks ballz doesn't it?

My slut of a best friend gave me a bunch of shit for my birthday.

It consisted:
-A black lace push up bra. (Not that I needed the extra push up but anyway)
-A wooden ruler
-A sporty outfit for my Barbie doll
-A black bow tie
-An Alex Perry 'hot as' ring
-Diva ring
-'Tiffany and Co.' Friendship Bracelet
-A sexual photo of us two
-Mice toys
-Packet of chips

They were all somehow related to our inside jokes. Yeah, she can be pretty cute.

Canberra.

I know everyone missed the absence of me for the past few days, it's just I've been really drained from camp even though it was only two days and one night. Let's cut to the point; Canberra was shit. Food was shit. The whole idea was shit. The motel was shit scary and disgustingly shit. The best part of the whole two days was waiting for my dad to pick Al and I up. Thank God it was over. Going to Parliament and all made me realise why the thought of doing Legal in VCE never occurred to me. Good luck to those who are though.

Brushing our teeth and camwhoring like normal people.

I REMEMBERED.

This is a response to the Annoying post lol. IT WAS TO FIND MY MYKI BECAUSE I LEFT MINE AT HOME TODAY. I realised, just before getting into Flinders this morning, that my Myki was not with me. This was when shit came out of me, literally.  Bing rebellious, I went home on the 78 tram, the tram with inspectors all the friggen time, without one. Lucky me, I survived.

40% for Biology exam.

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Oh well, on my mid-term report the percentage isn't given; it's either an N for Not Satisfactory or S for Satisfactory. For an S, I needed to pass. 40% was the passing mark. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOIZ.

ANNOYING.

I feel like I should be doing something really, like really really, important but I can't remember what. WHAT IF IT'S HOMEWORK DUE TOMORROW?! I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER. This is annoying. Can someone just text me what I'm meant to do? I swear it's something really important! Anyway, Allison is sleeping over tomorrow! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.






Ew.

I did some calculations.

10 hour shift at KFC = $100
:. 1 week = $100
::. 1 month = $400
:::. 1 year = $4800

If a cheap yellow Lamborghini is $500,000 then it would take me approximately 100 years (and a bit more) to afford one with working at KFC. Yes, I am willing to devote my life in earning this sex car.

Also, if I worked 10 hours every day for 5 days a week for the whole two weeks of school holidays, I would make $1000. That's almost half a Chanel bag!

ME + MY BABY.

Well you know the shoes I've been blogging about every now again for the past several months or so? The oh-so-freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaking-hot-as-and-banagable Tony Biancos? 

WELL.

This week's eating out food diary.

Sunday 12th

-DFO Subway: Meatball 6 Inch sub Meal

Monday 13th

-Pancake Parlour: Short Stack with Chocolate Ice cream 

-Hungry Jacks: Stunner Deal

Tuesday 14th

-KFC: Large chips

-McDonalds: Double Beef with Cheese Burger

Wednesday 15th

-Ikea: Hot Breakfast 

-Grilled: Simply Burger with Chips and Sweet Chilli Mayo

-Japanese restaurant: Fruit with Sago

Thursday 16th

-KFC: Original Fillet Burger

-McDonalds: Large Big Mac Meal

Friday 17th

-McDonalds: Double Beef with Cheese Burger

-Santé Buffet

Saturday 18th

-Subway: Meatball 6 Inch Sub

Sunday (Today)

-Ikea: Meatballs with Gravy and Chips

KIMMMMMMMMY, FACEBOOK IS DOWN SO I CANNOT DO ANYTHING!!!

WTF? IS THIS DINA MY BABY GURL? AS IF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

i'm 168cm and it's not really that great :(

Um yeah it is!! At least you're not 155 cm!

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

My sweet 16th with Dina!

I had an absolutely amazing time! Once again, thanks to everyone who came to make it special for us two. All the girls looked hot as. Plus Chris, who made a random attendance since one of the girls couldn't make it. I would write about the whole day but I could probably sum it up in 5 words: laughs, food, presents, photos, sex. FEELS GOOD TO BE 16.

My deep thoughts on nail polish.

Someone needs to make nail polish that dries as soon as it hits the finger nail. Those 60 Second nail polish are lies. It may seem 'dry' but if you touch something against them, it's ruined. Being the smart person I am, I painted my toe nails and took off my trackies to self tan, (not that I need any), and put on the trackies back on when I finished which resulted to me I ruining the nail polish on my toes and fingers. Yes, this pissed me off. On a brighter note, I was working with my boss today and he was complimenting on how wonderful I am and he told me that I'm officially off training! Uyen came by and we chatted for a little while when I could cause it was busy today and my boss thought we were sisters LOL. Like seriously, we're dating.

That strong urge.

To tell someone to shut the fuck up when they make some annoying, no-one-cares type of status. I'm such a bitch, but seriously. I want to throw cheese at you.

WHY?!

CAN SOMEBODY CALL 911 COZ SHAWTY FIRE BURNING  TELL ME WHY IT IS SEVENTEEN AND SUNNY TOMORROW AND FIFTEEN AND RAINING ON FRIDAY? THIS IS UTTER LUDICROUSNESS.

I could not help myself.

I was on the tram this morning to school and was doing last minute study. Until, these two chicks next to me started to talk about this Korean drama, Secret Garden. I took out my earphones and "Excuse me, but oh my God! Have you seen Secret Garden? HOW GOOD IS IT?!" For a minute, I totally forgot that these two girls were absolute strangers and their first expression was, I can't explain it in words but I can in Msn terms. And it was kind of like LOL + :| together. That was their expression through my interpretation and suddenly us three were on a roll and talking about my love for Korean. One of the girls turned to be Korean (WOW OMG) I tried to act normal and contain myself but yeah. It's been really long I could talk to someone and relate to them about a Korean drama. Yeah, anyway, how was everyone's else's day?

Notes to self.

Charge camera.
Hem dress.
Buy birthday sashes.
Paint my nails.
Wax.
Tan.
Call Michelle/Uyen/Al tomorrow night.
Clean my room.
Put $200 in the bank.
Put my school bag away for the four day long weekend. Heheheheheheheheheh b3 jeLuz. I S2 mai skool sa much rite na() :3

Downer.

Stalkers here's what you need to know.

I'm pretty much a free girl now since I've completed most of my exams. Just 1 to go, and I should be fine. (I don't wanna jinx myself or anything so I'll study tomorrow and stop talking about it right now)

I like Akon.

I get turned on with plat-formed heels yet they scare me.

Movies are over rated and tickets are fucking expensive.

I go through phases where I hate people for no legitimate reason.

Yes, I can be a massive bitch.

I'm a sexy Team Member at KFC.

When buying anything, I calculate it by how many shifts it is worth.

I don't understand how Koreans can be so hot. 

I'm a pro stalker. Well I like to think I am.

You make me laugh = +8575840494398489389 respect from me.

I hate Biology with a passion. A really strong passion.

If it weren't for my parents, I'd like to be a hairdresser when I'm older.

Yellow Lamborghinis are the reason why I alive.

I always have this sudden urge to cut my hair short.

I'm in the process of growing my hair to my belly.

I probably would do anything just for laughs.

I time myself in the bathroom by having a shower before two songs finish playing. 

My eyesight is extremely poor.

Korean dramas actually make me happy.

I get to sleep in tomorrow!

Ever since working at KFC, I've had at least one paper cut for every shift.

I'm weak; at times I struggle to open the old train doors.

I cannot express enough my love for Gossip Girl and Chuck and Blair.

I miss Vietnam.

Sometimes, tutor isn't actually bad and I enjoy it.

People's laughs make me laugh.

I'm genuinely a happy person 90% of the time.

I love food, yet I hate it.

Sometimes I want to slap those who are too smart because I'd have to go up against them in VCE.

I had Maccas three times this week and Hungry Jacks once and I'm going to have Pizza Hut tomorrow night and going for a buffet on Friday.

I feel the need to write unessential facts because I'm bored and so are you.

I found a wallet and gave it in, in return the grateful man gave me an award of $100.

My brother is going high school next year. 

My slutty sister is attending Primary School next year.

Maribelle Anes is the reason behind my surname on Facebook.

My actually name is Mary Kim, but I find it hideous.

I tend to give people nicknames because it's easier for me. (E.g Davey = David; Janine = Nini ect.)

I did not have to pay for my Dior and Ranban glasses. Medibank did. So I suggest all to sign up for one.

I haven't straightened my hair for so long.

Sportsgirl in my opinion is unfairly over priced.

Whenever I wear contacts, I have to wear make up.

I believe that iPhones are over rated yet I want one just to check in.

I want to be 165cm tall.

Honest thoughts on Eddie Sam?

Cutest/ mintest/ sexualest/ coolest/ amazingest babe out.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

We're so cute and funny. And modest. But mostly really cute. Too cute.

I.

Hate.
Mac-
Effing-
Beth.
With.
A.
Passion.

God.

I kind of wished I studied harder today when I was meant to for tomorrow's English exam, instead Al and I spent a solid 5 minutes of English, then ate, then had 'retail therapy' cause we thought we deserved one.. Very productive, I must say.

HAPPY MK.

WHEETWHEETWHEETWHEET.

Studying on Sunday and possibly dinner at Nath's.

Breakfast and studying at State with some slut Al on Monday.

Exams Tuesday, finish at 1PM and catch up with Uyen.

Exams on Wednesday at 1PM, sleep in! END OF EXAMS. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

No exams on Thursday; work from 11AM - 5PM. THAT'S $80 YE BOI.

Celebrating joint birthday with Dina!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

LOL. 

What's the biggest lie you've ever told and gotten away with?

Too many to remember LOL.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

WHY IS MY FACEBOOK INBOX BEING A BITCH?

You know who's a bigger bitch? BLOODY TRAMS. MADE ME ALMOST LATE FOR WORK. FAR OUT METLINK. SORT OUT UR SH!T.

4 DOWN, 3 TO GO.

STRESS LEVELS HAVE DECREASED BY 456789T33287237^635326282878713. But I'm still stressed. But I'm happier. So this is good!

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Mum: Just make sure you don't get that C on the Methods exam today!

........................Oh my fuck. No words can describe how pissed and agitated I am. Those words boosted my self confidence and lowered my stress by a whole fucking heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. Fucking exams, get out of my life.

thoughts on anthony?

Ew. Lol.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.

Only thing keeping me sane.

Downloading and watching videos with Park Bom in it. She is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pretty and her voice is orgasm to my ears. THIS IS NOT EVEN SARCASM. I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GET HER EYES.

AND NOSE.
AND MOUTH.
AND LEGS TOO.
HER BOOBS ARE PERFECT AS WELL.
OH AND THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRRR.

I'm pissed.

I'm sad. I'm worried. I can't be bothered. I don't want to. No motivation. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck everything.
If I'm stressing this much, I don't know how I can possibly survive Year 12.
FFS.

I AM SO DEAD FOR BIOLOGY EXAM.

I am actually questioning whether I can actually get a Satisfactory which is over 40%(?). I don't understand how some people can like this subject. Just ugh. Bio is the reason why my life sucks. I'm being over dramatic but seriously IOGGSHBSGHBGAKSL UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH x 0119837363879856557827285.

Sixteeeeeeeen.

Feels like every other day to be honest but today was a little more depressing because I'm just stressed. I lost my charger as well. Exams are coming up. My C+ is putting me down. I spent ages on the English assessment like fucking AGES. I feel like I'm a pessimistic today.

But I only turn 16 once, so cheer up Mk. Didn't do anything special today because I promised myself not to hang out for the whole of June until exams are over. Went Yum Cha with the family and Michelle basically 6th wheeled. It was good to catch up with her!
Oh and yesterday! Funny story, well I find it funny. I was sleeping and someone (I swear it was my brother.._ pokes my massive DD boob and starts singing happy birthday. I assumed it was Brandom and my cousin Dan, so I tolf them to actually piss off. To my suprise it was Uyen LOL. Aww, it was sweet! She made sexy cupcakes with successful icing...LOL.

LOL I WAS SLEEPY OKAY?!

Got a fucking C+ for Methods.

FUCK.

I've been quite Facebook/ Blogspot unactive.

Coz I'm such a gud gurl. Nah seriously, I want to nail and ace all these exams. Speaking of which, I had a Methods SAC and I swear I stuffed up so bad. UGHHHHHH pisssssssssed as hell. But it's okay, life goes on. I actually ceebs with Facebook now and it's weird cause I basically live on that site.
Since I haven't really blogged this week, here's what basically happened:
1. I have successfully applied to drop Biology for Science 4, and Japanese for Design and Tech. Best thing I have done this month, actually this year.
2. First and second day of winter was a lot warmer that Autumn..
3. Bought a cake with Dina.
4. Bought two pairs of shoes :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Lol I'm such a faggot.
5. Um Facebook told me that today 7/11 had $1 dollar day so I went but it wasn't.............
6. I'm in Judas. JUDA JUDA-A-A THAT SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD.
7. Applied for Ballroom. Yeee broduhs.

Dear Mum and Dad,

HERE'Z MAH WISH LIST:

- THE ONE AND ONLY TONY BIANCOS' AND IF YOU KNEW ME WELL, YOU'D KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING OF.

- Wrangler top http://www.wrangler.com.au/website/Womens_j/Autumn__Winter_2011_h/Collection_w/TOPS/Logo_Baseball_Tee/Grey_Marle_K/default.aspx

- Skinny jeans (light blue colour, not white though ew): Lee, Wrangler, Cheap Mondays (or Kmart flares <3)

- Anything 2NE1, Taeyang, Lady Gaga, Maribelle Anes related!

- Barbie I really want the 1st, 4th,5th or 6th from left! http://www.ceriselle.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/barbies.jpeg OH MY GOD SO HOT.

- Anything Bardot/ Forever New

- iPod Dock (Lol, random but seriously have been waiting for one for the past 2 years.)

Hope this makes your lives a tad easier bitchez. Ileh!

OMG PUT A WISH-LIST ON YOUR BLOG PLEASE

Only because it would make your's and Dina's life easier.

Just hit me with your hotstuff.