My Marina

I just love and miss that girl to bits. She asked if I was busy and said that she wanted to talk to me for just two minutes which literally turned into a two hour phone call. I swear talking to her makes life so beautiful because she brings that vibe with her all time. I can't wait for Year 12 to end. We've planned to go road tripping with everyone to Philip Island and to go to the hot springs and if we're rich travel to Bali or whatnot. And just living the life yanno what imma be sayin ~~
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FREEDOM OMGGGG

I'm just being a cute girlf

^____^y

MY DAD THE SPELLING BEE AHAH

My dad is legit the worse speller cause he dropped out of school when he was in Australia. So we tested him on a few words.
Because to him was spelt b-e-a-c-o-s
Knife was spelt k-n-i-f-n-e
Temperature to him was spelt t-e-m-p-i-c-u-r-e
And there were many more and we all pissed ourselves laughing cause he was so confident and cocky. I can finally understand where my poor English skills came from. Everything just makes sense now

PCW'S MUSICAL FESTIVAL '13!!!!!!

I'm so happy I went to see it cause everyone was absolutely bloody amazing. Everything was amazing and I'm so proud to be a PCW gal!!!!!!!!! Went to watch it with ma homeboi Gaviiiiii and third wheeler Peto!! And I just wanna say that Onion rings from Lord of the Fries are the bloody best.

Family conversations

*talking about Brandon's first experience in the city with his friends (it has been proved that his friends aren't imaginary anymore)*
Dad: You should be careful when going to the city because kidnappers look for poofters
Brandon: WHAAAATTTTT???????
Jasmine: Is Brandon a poofter? What is a poofter?????



My fucking dad is hilarious.

Your face

Everytime I see your face it pisses me off. Something about your eyebrows, your teeth, your eyes, your fucking hair. Idk but if your face was a punching bag, I'd demolish that shit

I hope we never meet again.

Mummy!!!!!

It was my mum's birthday so I spoilt her with two Collete clutches!! We all celebrated her birthday by going to Yum Cha my favourite! The line was massive but somehow we were served to our table before those who waited longer, fuk yaaa. And I just love her so much!! She literally spoils me every day with little things like making me breakfast and lunch for school, driving me to the station and to work even though it's a ten minute walk from home and even on super hot days, she pays for everything and gives me money for everything, just everything she does for me on a daily basis is incredible. She deserves the fucking best which is why I'm gonna spoil her when I'm older and with a proper job like stripping jokes mumma I'll be doctor for u!!!

English you fucking asshole

For the two hours I've been doing English- it has been 80% procrastinating on the phone, 10% drinking, 5% looking at the prompt and 5% doing the actual thing.

And will my mum let me have a tattoo for my 18th birthday? Really random but I want something on my forefinger. Doubt it but I'm the queen of begging/ crying/ sulking ect so there's always a chance

It's your birthday and we gonna party like it's your birthday

Today was my baby's birthday and after stress and all that bullshit, it's safe to say that everything went perfect. I slept at nearly 2 in the morning finishing up his birthday present I made and woke up at 6.30am to get ready and make it to his house hopefully before he woke up. I is dead. I woke him up with a coconut and some other shit that tasted really good muffin with three candles cause I'm pov and indie. After chilling and singing and singing and singing, I took him to a place as his birthday present. It was a place he'd never been before so I thought it would be nice to let him lose his Luna Park-ginity on his sweet 17th (yes I'm older than him but cougars are pretty hot so it's not too bad) We went on all the rides minus a couple and fucking shat ourselves through the ghost train. That was so scary I don't even get how there were little kids who went through the whole thing by themselves. And either the Kamikaze ride was slow or Gav and I are now big people cause it was like a breeze for us whilst we hear all these 10 year olds screaming in the background consisting many words such as motherfucker and fuck. Little kids these days!! It was so hot but then again I'd rather today's weather than the last time I went when it was pouring rain out of nowhere. We bought the snowcones which tasted like heaven on earth especially in hot weather. We left Luna Park after three hours and went to eat at Crown. It's not Crown Casino (we're pov) it was a place down Swanston St (I think????? All city streets are the fucking same except Bourke and Collins) and bought calamari rings with chips, Gav had a Black Forest cake and an orange slide which I scabbed off. And wow this is legit the most pointless post but it's my baby's birthday so I have to write everything down so I can read back in the future. Anyway we finally got back to Gav's house where his mum planed a family party like lots of house music, sex, alcohol and drugs. And yeah pretty much sums up the day. Oh and we went to the new Don Dons which is finally so much more spacious and pretty!!!!! Best fucking restaurant ever, everyone must go and order the chicken curry don ($6.90) I don't even eat curry but this is too good. Gav probably won't even read my blog cause he hates reading but....HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SWEET LITTLE FAGGILICIOUS BABY. For those who don't know him, he's the most loveable person and shows me so much love every single hour of the day it's incredible. I'm so blessed to have this little boy in my life :)!!!!!!!!!

Moment of silence

For my little baby as his first paying job shift starts today!

I say first paying job because he got a job at the Melb Show Grounds from his mum's friend but he wasn't paid for it and basically got fired after the first shift of volunteer work AHAHAHAH MY POOR BABY

I am offended

Yet not really cause bitches wanna be me

Meet ma BFF

She gave me a matching BBF necklace!!!!!! So cute :,)

My life so far

-struggling to get and make Gboi's birthday present..I just need more time!!!!!
-Chemistry is being a bitch
-I keep cbfing with the retainer (not good at all sorry Dentist Huy)
-everyday my eyelids change..eye cancer(?) sometimes I have no eyelids on one and the other has fucking four. Something I will neve understand
-I NEED NEW HAIR
-I miss hanging out with everyone in the hols
-Jasmine said LOL in real life..omg the younger generation is sooo fetch
-Gav finally got offered a job!!!!
-Chem excursion tomorrow which means leaving school at 3.30 instead of 1.20. Boo
-Pay day tomorrow, f ya
-I've been craving fast fatty foods. Not good at all
-raisin toast with butter. Fucking best
-bought like 5 necklaces from Colette
-regrowth is being a bitch
-kept bagging Jas about her having boyfriends and she's like "I hate boys except for Jesus and God" AHAHHAAHHAH little kids
-the roses from V day are dying but they look pretty cool black
-gotta buy mum's pressie soon and I'm stressed
-Gav keeps telling me he loves me and I never get bored of it hehe
-GNITE FELLAS

WCHHHH

The scandalous weeknd

No not really. I basically studied both days and I love Spec homework a little bit too much. On Saturday we ate at Shanghai Dumpling down Little Bourke which I found on Urbanspoon (God bless that website, it's the f best) and it was a tiny place but cheap so I'm not complaining. Went back the the library to study and bump into Lily our homegurl. So we all studied together then had Hungry J (I got 25% off and Gav got free medium fries) then we all lived happily ever after. EXCEPT ONE THING- no trains are going to and from Clifton Hill which mean we had to tram and poor Gav and Lily had to catch bus replacements. Bloody fucking Metro

TGIF

Not really cause I have work....I hate Friday night shifts!!!! Oh well I can't complain cause my teacher had a dentist appointment which means I miss out on last period, meaning I get to leave at lunch. Yeeeeyeeeee. I'm going to eat Hungry J I've decided cause I've been craving it. Like this isn't any normal crave, it's crave crave. Like CRAVE CRAVE. Like to the point I'm getting sad cause I miss the Whopper so bloody much :( So yeah this pretty much sums up my Friday. Oh and I got my ID......I'm a ranga and they went too close to my face which I'm not happy about!!!!

I CAN'T SLEEP?????

Feels like insomnia....owowwwwww..I miss that song. Not really but anyway, I sometimes can't get my head wrapped around that I have a boyfriend.. That someone out there actually loves me? Like I seriously thought the only person who'd love me is my mum and I'd be living with her until 50 or whatever. Weird hey




To all you single ladies, if I can get a boyfriend anyone can

First Valentine's day with a Valentine!

Spent this special day with my not-so-special bitch- Gav (jokes you're the bestest..and only..boyfriend ever and I love you so much babe)
I urbanspooned and planned to go this dumpling place but knowing my direction skills, we got lost so we just went to China Red. It was really nice and different cause we had to order on tv screens. How indie? I planned to go Passionflower but we were too full. Went to MC and COLETTE HAS A NEW STORE LIKE WTF?????????? I thought it closed down and was depo for ages and it reopened and had 50% jewellery and I'm so happy I could literally shit rainbows. I had a really nice day today and it was the best V day ever. It's good seeing couples appreciate each other on this special day. Spent the lunchtime with Trena and Holly making their boyfriends cards and I swear today brings out everyone's faggy side. Gav got me a bunch of roses and made a card which is so unexpected and it was the best surprise ever!!!!!!!!!! And for those with no Valentine, don't worry cause dying alone ain't dat bad. AHAH JOKES..........but seriously embrace single life and grind on every bitch out there cause when you're tied down like Ray J, you can't anymore!!!

Ma lil soulja girl

Having trouble sleeping

Here's my if-I-ever-met-I-would-cry list:
Rihanna
Beyonce
BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Gaga
Layla from BB (inside tears probably)
Lil Jon
Snoop Dog
Nicole Sherginza (such a gr8 speller I am)
Fat Amy
The grudge
Katy Perry
Sea n Kingston
Adele
Sia
IF I EVER MEET BRITNEY SPEARS I WILL LEGIT GLADLY EAT SHIT, THAT'S HOW HAPPY I'D BE.

Gavman the camera man

Gavina got his camera and the umbrella thing you see when you get your school photos taken (it's for adjusting lights or something.... I think) for his media today after buying it on eBay and it was really exciting! Even I was excited cause when he gets excited, I do too!!!!! I love getting shit from eBay delivered cause it's like a present to me from the postman. Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and his little white cat.

$6 Ikea dinner with the gals

When I say gals I really mean boiz as in mama Le and chika Jazzy. Tuesdays at Ikea are the best cause they have their menu real cheap. And I don't know why but I keep being rostered on days/ times I can't work after telling them what days I can work.......WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT ROSTERING SHIFTS PROPERLY??????

I don't feel like a Year 12????

We're all too still young and immature and lost in life. Alli has this new water bottle that I can't get over cause it's in the same container like those Asian jelly drinks. IT'S SO WEIRD AHAHAH. And Trena is that sex-obsessed 12 year old child that doesn't know the difference between being loud and being quite.

Mk's time of the month

I swear it feels like forever since I've had my period, I can't even tell the difference between a stomach ache and cramps it's been that long. I thought I had a stomach ache so I went to the toilet and stayed there for agea then realised it was just bloody cramps.. Biggest waste of time. Thank God for the mother driving me to the tram stop. The cramps are going to slowly kill me omg

Asian NY YAH

Saw my Gavy for the first time for a week!!!!!!!! We studied a bit then went to the Ian Potter Gallery. And went to this fairly cheap restaurant and ordered mariana spaghetti, BBQ chicken pizza and calamari rings with chips. And I'm still full!! I had to leave early because my people (Michelle) needed me. Spent the rest of the day with ma cousins and we watched the Devil! I can't believe it's another new year and that we're all in Year 12! It's pretty cool having two cousins the same age as me. Always and forever we're gonna be the M3M gang everyone wished to be...... (like that fake disrespectful bitch who thought putting down my cousin was funny, I can't believe we live in the same country. I'm like breathing your air and shit ew. Oh so you feel targeted now? Man da fuq up asshole333333333 FUCKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUU BIIITCHHHHHHH)
I'm feeling goooooooooooodddddddddd tonight

Brandinos' birfday

This morning my dad didn't say happy birthday to Brandon, instead he said it to Jasmine and he was being legit serious. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CAN'T GET OVER HOW FUCKING LOST HE IS SOMETIMES

Retreat!

Apart from the super long talks, today was super fun! We were served by Lentils which is this amazing place where you pay however much you want because they believe that everyone has the right to eat regardless if they have money or not. And highlight of the day- making and flying kites. Our design was pretty hot I reckon. I can't believe it was our last retreat !!

Taking a break from chemistry

It's been way too hot for my likings the past few days. I don't wanna sweat anymore so autumn please come quickly!! I've been keeping ahead as much as possible for Further, Spec and Chem and it's going well and motivating me. I am absolutely dreading this Saturday's 1pm-10pm shift even though I'm getting paper. Speaking of paper, I got paid $260 yesterday fuk yeah. $80 from my 3.5 hour shift. I need more money for Gav and mummy's present even though I have no idea what to get them. It's bloody stressing me out. I actually quite like year 12 even though it's only the beginning. I haven't seen Gav for ages and I miss him. I miss party kr3w. I miss gymming. I miss eating at Don Dons. I just bloody miss the holidays. And yes this is the most pointless ramble ever and I'm super hungry. Rice paper rolls tonight ugh Asian food. I just was KFCCCCCX

Yay today's a goodie !

Chem and spec are up first. The religion but that's pointless and bludge then home time cause I got a freeeeeeeeeee !!!!???

My goal

Work extremely remely remely hard and get into Science at Melb Uni and make mumma and papa super happy so they can gimme a present (only accepting money soz) for road tripping with m8s. THAT'S ALL I WANT. I'm gonna nail this shit (I hope)

My life 24/7

Hooray for homework..........

So sleepy all da time

Today was the first day of classes so I didn't get any homework. My timetable is pretty fucking amazing (lyk me) cause I have a free every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday and Wednesdays we finish early anyway. This year I'm actually super happy with all my teachers which is gr8. I have no homework today so I kindly went with dad to get the iPhone 4 unlocked so he could use it. And of course he had to drag me along to the liquor store to buy alcohol. I bought Maccas and won a free drink!!!!!!! That was my highlight and wanna know my lowlight? There is this one fucking massive son of an asshole fly that keeps buzzing in my room. I'm leaving everything open so it can leave but it isn't. To-kill-list: that fly.

Lazy Sundays

This is us al natural bitches. Mirander Kerr got nothing on us yo

Tell me I'm pwertyyy

And I really fucking want this watch

Good morning Australia

I already miss the holidays!!!!!!!! Now it's back to school routine which means I got work on Saturday then church with the Vanilla Essence. I swear the holidays were so good even though I spent all of Jan at the library and half of it at the gym. I always wake up extra early on days when I get to sleep in, it's bloody annoying. This month is gonna be busy! In two days, it's Gav's and my 9 year anniversary (I wish only months...who am I kidding, it's days so pls claps for Mk), then my brother's birthday (no one cares), then Valentines day then Gav's birthday then mum's birthday the day after!!!!! Omg presents!!!!:8!/):9:@:!/! Anyway I think I'm gonna yolo this senior year and eat breakfast at Ikea alone without changing or brushing my teeth or anything.

Random but

Super long and thick hair puts me off. Reminds me of the grudge or something. I used to never think that until Gav told me. But it's so fucking true. Short hair all da wayyyy (I'm being bias). Nah I actually miss my long hair so I wanna grow it long but not too long and not thick. Long to me is like touching my boobs, back then that was short. Weird. Throwback photos

First day of the last year of school!

We're the four best friends nobody could have!! Couldn't have wished to spend my last year at school with better people. I love you fuckwitzzzzzz
Oh and just a fucking rant- I am the most stupid being ever omg. So I made Gav get his eyebrows waxed and when it was time to pay, I realised I left my bank card at home. Yes, I am the biggest fuck (I'm never forgiving myself for this). I had no money and I was freaking out and at the same time super pissed off at myself and eventually it got solved cause I got money off a friend and shit but still. Moral of the story, ALWAYS BRING YOUR CARD WITH YOU OR YOU WILL FALL PREGNANT AND DIE