HoeZZZZZZZ

Obsessed w/ ORENJI DESU

WoW u made it to the BIG FIVE ZERO

Despite how much alcohol/ cigarettes u consume per day

HAPPI BDAY CHU TROUNG AKA DAD AKA BA AKA MR LEE

Eating adventures with my Gavy

Met up with Gav after he finished his work and had no idea where to eat. I tried Urbanspooning but the places I wanted to eat we're closed on Sunday boo. We walked down Swanston to eat at this place called Crown (not as luxurious as Crown but food is cheap n yummy according to only me) BUT WE GOT LOST AND PAST IT. So we pretty much walked back and decided yolo Mekong. Y a viet restaurant...... Gav had pho bo and he got full which never happens from one meal. We went to check out H&M AND THE LINE WAS SO FREAKING LONGHGGGGGGGGGGGG I JUST WANT TO CHECK IT OUT!!!!:$:$:$/&-&:&;&;&:& 

Anyway we found this random mini alleyway down Bourke St that sold decent food at a decent price!!!!! Got two jam donuts and it was fresh n super yummmmmmmm

I felt like a Bing Boy so we went back to MC and bought the cheapest one cause I only had $6 left. I LOVE THE EGG WRAP THEY MAKE AND THE WON TON CRISPY SKIN THING (don't know official names.....yis i am noob) 

Pretty much we ate all this for under $20

Best gf award goes to me

On Friday, since Gav had to use all of his money on his Myki- he only had $1.70 on his card that poor lil_fag69

So I transferred money through for him to get something for his lunch. After transferring I realised that we were both with different banks so it'll take around a day to go through...... BUT STILL IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS COMING TO AN END

:,(((((((( gonna miss u sun especially when I finiah uni late

FKN FACEBOOK

FKN MICHELLE

I HAVE BEEN SO DISTRACTED FROM STUDYING FOR MID SEM TEST FOR BIO BUT YOLO I SPENT THE NIGHT PISSING MYSELF ON FACEBOOK AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH 

Weird vibes

My sister is the biggest faggot but for some reason when I text her- she replies really bluntly and seriously. I feel like I'm talking to a mature stranger and that she has more authority over me IT'S SO WEIRD (She's 7 btw and pretty much owns dad's phone)

No pride

I met this really cool chick at Toan's party (she was pretty much the only non Asian chick there) who was a full time dancer. She kept body rolling and it looked so smooth and I showed her my own version of a "body roll" 

I also showed her my half "slut drop" cause I can get down but can't get up (and even then- I can't even drop down properly to make it look hot....)

Usually when you're bad at something- you hate it.... BUT I LOVE DANCING EVEN THOUGH I'M UNCO

New me better me

I've decided that every Mon/Wed/Fri when I have calc2 at 9am- I'm gonna rock up at 8am to do extra hw

I have to wake up 20 minutes earlier WHICH IS THE HUGEST SACRIFICE EVER O M G

Excitedmanited

Can't wait for VN!!!!!!!!! I'm saving my ass for you !!!!

This is so mean OMG SELF ESTEEM -109273928282

Both my bio buddy and I were trying to go through the prac questions for yesterday so we could do the post prac. It's on photosynthesis and we tried googling for some answers of the questions we were unsure of and came across a yahoo question similar to ours'..... THE "BEST ANSWER GUY" WAS FREAKING MEAN OMG 

SOME OF US JUST AREN'T MADE FOR BIOLOGY 

o m g

I need to stop sleeping in Bio lectures......
And you need to start treating me better for fuck's sake
SO  O V E R  IT ALL

My Wednesday

I had a bio prac today and my fuckwit of a partner is a douchebag. He's one of those nerds who think their bloody amazing at life and couldn't even help me out as a partner- instead he just tried to finish his shit and hide his work as if I was going to copy. AND HE'S NOT EVEN THAT SMART WHICH ANNOYS ME EVEN MORE U SHIT

Anyway I just came in to cover a 3 hour shift ($48 in ma pocket) AND I GOT MY FREE MOVIE TICKET !!! I'm kind of put off watching Peabody and Shermab cause my boss told me it wasn't funny it was just average... I really wanted to watch it cause I thought it would be funny :(

Happi April Fools Dina

I NEVER FEEL BAD PRANKING PEOPLE BUT I DID THIS TIME AHAAHA

GOOD MORNING

Why?
1- I woke up and my boss posted up on the KFC page those who had won a movie ticket due to upselling more than 40% of customers served (it's an incentive he's doing so we'll all work harder ehehe) AND F YE$$ I WON MY SECOND TICKET WHICH MEANS WE'RE GONNA WATCH MR PEABODY N SHERMAN
2- Since I dropped Pysch I only have a Jap seminar which ends at 5.15pm and Gav finishes at 5.30pm which means we can catch the train together!!! (Our timetables clash so much so this is exciting o rite)