Thursday, April 28
Fuq hoemwirk n skool.. dun't even need it!!!!!!!!
hey albert likes you
Trust me, I've been told many times. Some ass started a rumour about us dating. Hmmmmmmm I WONDER WHO IT WAS?!
hi im DTF are you?
Hi Anth. Um why did we not go fishing in the holidays when we were free? I'm down to film the porno we promised to do whenever you're free babygurl.
CANCER.
I eat unhealthy food and no fruits/vegetables. I may get some sort of stomach cancer.
I dye my hair. I may get head cancer. (Mum told me this after I dyed my hair.)
I sniff nail polish and remover. I am killing my brain cells and may get brain cancer. (Anth told me this.)
I passive smoke on occasions. Not purposely though.. ew. I may get lung cancer.
I get eyeliner in my eyes. I may get my eyes infected and get cancer. (Trena told me this.)
According to my calculations, there is a 78.45% chance of me getting cancer by the age of 35. Omg, WHY?!
Wednesday, April 27
School was the biggest drainer.
Tuesday, April 26
I can't remember I I said on question before, but just incase I didn't, I want the normal black ones :) so do you think the real or not? it's from china too :|
Your sentences grammatically don't make sense. But I think I kind of get it. If they're from China, I guess it's not real...But China makes good fakes, so just play it cool and tell everyone it's real.
So the school holidays have ended..
Can someone please fuck
On a brighter note, tomorrow is sexy weather! Twenty three and sunny!!! And I like winter uniform because I miss it. According to Al, "it looks slutty yet sophisticated". LOL.
I know everyone missed me for the past couple of days.
Who's horny? I can make you jizz with the following photos. Feel free to save these photos onto your computer for future use of pleasure.
Saturday, April 23
Hi mk, just wondering where did you buy your black vans from?
Um LOL. I don't know, I think I got them at Bardot. They're not even mine. It's Uyen's coz best fwands share clothes n shoes n shyt~
Thursday, April 21
Some people can just be so immature it pisses me off.
I just randomly heard these two retards talking about what they do in their spare time..
Anth: Oh my God, last time I was in a middle of a HoN game and I had to take a shit so I full on ran.
Wednesday, April 20
Did you know?
I know right?! I was like WOAH.
Tuesday, April 19
Hi Anthony.
THE MOMENT YOU (MICHELLE LE) HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.
Monday, April 18
where did u get your light blue and white stripey backpack from
It's Stussy but only General Pants and Co. sell them. I'm pretty sure there's none left so yah.
Sunday, April 17
I sometimes look at my Facebook wall and think what the fuck.
UYEN VAN.
UYEN VAN.
UYEN VAN.
SOMEBODY CALL 911, SHAWTY FIRE BURNIN' ON DA DANCEFLOOR.
Shopping with the mother.
Saturday, April 16
Just deleting some people off my Facebook.
My first job!
Friday, April 15
SAW IS ON CHANNEL GO TONIGHT!
I almost forgot it was Friday!
Paedos.
1. Kinda cute? Ummmmmmm you mean totally and absolutely cute/hot/sexy right?
2. The only phone I own is my home phone..
3. Um desperate much?
4. I'm only fifteen.
And I went with thought number 4. And he was like oh sorry, I thought you were 19. I guess that was a compliment but still, ew, he was as old as my tutor. He was 22 and told me he wasn't interested in dating anyone younger than his 17 year old sister. Which was reassuring to me, until he asked for my number again. To get rid of him, I actually did. OH MY GOD I WAS STUPID I KNOW. But I was in the zone and my aim was to get him out so I could just go to KFC. Anyway, he texted me a goodnight message and again this morning. He types with bad grammar ew. Speaking of older guys, there is this other guy who wants in. Allison told me that it was a great thing because, let me quote, "HE'D BE ABLE TO TAKE YOU TO DA LIQUOR STORE AND DRIVE YOU PLACES." whereas Uyen says that older guys texting younger girls is illegal. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
Date tomorrow.
Ooft.
So when I say Ooft, you will all understand what I mean. As well as an adjective, it is also pronoun and therefore requires a capital letter. It can also be used in any other random way you feel is necessary.
MK IZ OOFT AZ.
FANZ OF MK & UYEN.
We're making another video. Yes, it's gonna be as sexy as ever because we're featured in it so be pumped.
Thursday, April 14
Wednesday, April 13
Lent was a fail for me.
Back to black.
Tuesday, April 12
@ALLISONJEANJASMIN
My stories are quite entertaining must I say. So please excuse me while I unfollow you on Blogspot. LMFAO BUT SERIOUSLY, I'M NOT HELPING YOU CLEAN YOUR HOUSE TOMORROW.
NO MK = NO ANTHONY
NO ANTHONY = NO MANNY
NO MANNY = NO DIEPDIEP
NO DIEPDIEP = UNHAPPY AND LONELY ALLISON CLEANING DA HOUSE ALONE.
LOL.
Mk: Hey Uyen are you hot?
Uyen: Nah, I'm just sexy.
Brandon: :|.................................
Monday, April 11
Cyber fwandz.
Lol.
So the first day of the holidays went a little like this.
Then Albert came and we had dry sex on Anthony's brother's single bed.
Sunday, April 10
11.45PM and I'm still up and I don't have to worry about a thing.
Anyway, what? Did you ask me what my plans were for tomorrow? Well I'm meeting Uyen at Maccas for breakfast, at 9AM. I like to hang out early for some reason. Then, I'm dying my hair, going to the bank to get my Pin Number and paying my phone bills. At around 11AM, we're stopping by Anth's with Pancake Mix from Coles so we can cook him brekkie like cutie-piez. He is then going to teach me how to HoN so we can game all night like sweethearts. And I will be taking Uyen to work like cute couplez.
So like what's your Facebook password?
HOLIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZ.
BEST FEELING EVER.
Saturday, April 9
I haven't blogged for two days.
Hi. So, what does the corset look like?
Hi. So like it's white and it is made from the satin material lingerie is made of. I'm going to sew pink ribbon on the back like a corset cause technically it's not really a corset. My babe Anth does not approve of it at all so I'm reconsidering to wear that or just rock up in apple bottom jeans n boots wif da furr.
Wednesday, April 6
hi wat do u suggest i wear to the mhs social this year... im a chick btw
Well last year, girls were all in heels and a dress. So if you want to be indeh, don't wear heels or a dress. Just wear any cute dress and top it up with heels. Wear what you think is hot and you will do fine my dear.
your background makes it hard for me to read :'( SO I HIGHLIGHT THE WHOLE PAGE 8-) I'M A SMART COOKIE. -JEZZY
I HOPE THE BLACK MAKES IT BETTER. JUST FOR YOU, YOU SMART COOKIE!
So like I didn't get the job at KFC.
Tuesday, April 5
Monday, April 4
HEY, I'M ACTUALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD.
Sunday, April 3
Saturday, April 2
Daylight Savings does actually not make sense at all.
Friday, April 1
Mk after going to the gym in the school holidays.

Dina: Omg yes we should have another ldo :) Miss you girls!
We will have another Lesbian Day Out! And you are defs coming you sexy thang.




















