- In the car the other day.
Me: Oh my God, I bought this new top. If you can guess where I got it from I'll give your money back. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS IT.
Dad: Uhh, probably that place where you always go to.. Dot-dot?
Me: :| What the hell is Dot-dot? ...
Dad: That yellow store around the corner.
Me: OH GOD... IT'S BARDÓT..
Speaking of the father. He is currently off to his mate's birthday. I know right? Fourty year old men celebrating birthdays? Random. Just as I came home ater shopping, I see him walk into his friend's car, wearing a maroon coloured hawaiian styled shirt ....... I think I'm going to shoot him when he goes home.
