So yeah, take that white people. You and your damn long, thick, voluminous, luscious eyelashes.
Nah but seriously, I'd give up being able to tan easily just to have long eyelashes. In times like this, I wish I didn't inherit shitty recessive eyelash genes from my folks. I will make sure that I'm older, I'm going to breed with a male who has long, nice lashes. I'm targeting Indians cause pwoah, they're eyelashes are inbloodysane.
