Have you ever pretended to be lost and ask for directions just to talk to a hot guy?
Have you ever been paid $10 to talk to a random stranger?
Ever went to Flinders elevator just to listen to the music and dance to it?
Ever walked next to a big group of people to pretend that you actually know them?
Ever randomly start dancing around people in public without them noticing?
Ever played with chasey on trolleys around IKEA and take a photo with one of the men working there?
Ever pretended you don’t speak English just to get out of talking to certain strangers?
Ever put on a different voice when ordering Pizza Hut just to seem different and cool?
Ever stayed inside a hot and small sauna with four other people with barely any space left for several hours, listening to Taylor Swift?
Ever cheated in tests by writing ‘notes’ high above the knees?
Ever blamed your baby sister for breaking something because she couldn’t talk at the time?
Ever lied about your own nationality, eye colour and school?
Ever pretended you’ve heard the song when really you haven’t?
Ever Facebook stalked?
Ever used someone else’s joke and claimed it was yours because it was funny?
Ever been on TV for like 3 seconds?
Ever got lost going home because you walked a different and unfamiliar path and had to call a close friend?
Ever lied to mom about the actual price you bought the clothes?
Ever change from lace ups to t-bars almost every day after school because lace ups makes you feel weird?
Ever pretended that you were going to buy something from a shop and said you’ll come back after an hour, but didn’t?
Ever ordered yourself your own birthday cake on the phone, but pretended that it was for a ‘friend’ to seem less sad?
Ever been spat on the face with salvia for no apparent reason?
Ever met Delta Goodrem and watched her movie Hating Allison Ashely, and even though it was shit, forced yourself to re-watch it because you were obsessed with Delta?
Ever held hands with someone who you thought was your friend?
Ever put gum under a chair and a friend later got it stuck on her tights?
Ever eaten $150 fish?
Well yes, I have all of the above. Yeah call me sad, but I’m actually cool as..
