Going on Facebook with 99+ Notifications on my Wall made my day. I wish everyday was my birthday. So many lovely messages, my favourite? THIS ONE HERE IN RED \/
Phi Long: happy birthday!!! imagonary b'day punches!!! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 n 15!!!
MJ : happy birthday beautiful! Hope you get all you wished for, enjoy your special day! (: ♥ (anything said by MJ just makes my heart tingle, SHE IS SOO CUTE)
Ailan: eeey beauty kim ngan, happy burtday ♥ (AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LOOOOOL 'BEAUTY KIM NGAN, AHAH aw Ailan youre soo funny and original)
Jess: Hey mk i think it's your birthday :) it was so cool how we went to sweden :P funniest party ever, ash and the hoe's HAHAHAHA :) xxox (LMFAOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAH I LOVE ASH <3)
Phoebe: Mk. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I was going to text you, but we both don't have phones so it would have been a bit hard. Hope you have a great day. Xoxo (Mum finally gave me a fax machine, NOW WE CAN FAX EACHOTHER, phones are too gay..)
Dr. Le: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY KIM LE ;D i hope you have a fab day < > ♥ (Papa Le mae my day fab oh and that heart too < >)
Uyen: b4 i say sumfing, i fink it best 2 tell u first. b4 i get gf, i lyked u heaps nd i fought abt u nite nd dai....................................... cum 2 ma house 1 day. we hav fun nd dota. mayb shuffle video if i feel special...... but jst 4 u :P anyway....................................................................................................................
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! ONE MORE YEAR TIL YOUR LEGAL <> HAVE A GOOD DAY..... CAUSE YOUR SEEING ME!!!!!! uh no................................... BUT YEAH ♥ xD xo ily ifly mwah (k) (r) (6) (a) (YOU MAKE ME LAUGH FULLSTOP.)
Alli-babes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS MARY KIM! I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY TODAY BEAUTIFUL GIRL! AND WOOH YOU LOVED OUR GIFTS HAHA. MAKE SURE YOU BETTER WEAR THOSE BRAS EVERY WHERE YOU GO, UNDERNEATH THAT SEXY CUSTOMIZED JUMPER OF YOURS, AND SHOW IT OFF TO BILL AND BEN AND THE REST OF THE SEXUAL HEALING GANGGGGGGGG! AWWWWWE 15 BABE..., WOOHH YOU CAN NOW LEGALLY WATCH MA15+ MOVIES WITH MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING AGAIN MISSY. PS: I NEED TO CORRECT SOME OF THE SHIT YOU WROTE FOR JAP AHAHAHA. TOTALLY IRRELEVANT! I'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY DARLING! I LOVE YOU! MY TWIN, MY BILL TO MY BEN, THE F TO MY FLOWERPOT MEN, MY MISS MGREADY LOVEERRRR! MWAH MWAH MWAH. I LOVE YOU! XOXOOXOOOXOXOX (YOU ARE AMAZING, THERFORE THIS MESSAGE IS AMAZING.)
Ruby: omg i think its like some randoms birthday today, wallpost them yeah? LOL jks its just beef HAAHAHAHAHwell the awkward balloon is litrally on the roof now..LITRALLY AHAHAH I LOVE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDY!!!!!!! hmmm i wonder if we will goto bed now.....and dream about ji hoo......... ;D LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH (AHAHAHH THE BALLOON ARE STILL THERE :|)
Michelle: MK YOU BAAAAAAAAAABE, HAVE A FANTASTIC BIRTHDAY LOVE! I HOPE IT'S FILLED WITH SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS....WHO AM I KIDDING? I HOPE YOU DIE IN SUFFOCATION OF YOUR MANY BIRTHDAY PRESENTS, LOL jk, that was totally uncalled for. "BUT, I WISH WE COULD BAKE A CAKE WITH SMILES, AND RAINBOWS, SO THAT WE COULD EAT AND ALL BE HAPPY......” My sincere apologies as I was unable to accompany you on this special day! Aw man..I, too, stayed up this late, just to be the first birthday post…but seems like JUDY DeEEe has BEATEN ME! Oh man, i must accept defeat. Legendary you are. 8-) Anyways, I'm trying as hard as I can to make this the longest and best Facebook birthday message ever possible!By the way, Kiwi and Pineapple also wish you a happy birthday.. and since they won't be seeing you today, they told me to wish you all the best for the future..I mean, it's not like you're gonna be gone forever, like moving to Vietnam to let Uyen & Allen be...right? You can still sort things out in Australia, am I right? And also, Kiwi told me to ... See Moretell you something about her being pissed..? If I recall correctly?I dunno what about though man.. I didn't understand but she told me not to worry, cause you'd know EXACTLY what she was talking about when I told you :/ So..there we are.. and then like, out of nowhere, Pineapple comes into our dnm and goes "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS" and so the whole room goes silent as someone shouts, "SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!" Note the 'she'..anyways, enough about the dashing duo, Pineapple and Kiwi, I hope you have a LOOOVELY birthday, and hopefully I'll somehow be able to celebrate it with you :( I'm sorry, but studies before friends preaches the father and Dr-to-be. Le, aka Peter Le...Tran. Sorry to get your hopes up Peter Le, but not everything is about you. Example: those flowers that mk bought weren't for you..they were for her mum, it was Mother's Day for God's sake. Get over yourself! Nah, aw, that was harsh.. let me word it more simply...THOSE FLOWERS WERE NOT FOR YOU! Back to the topic, so I'm sorry love, but it's not like you ever even invited me anyway, at one point, I became so desperate for an invite that I was contemplating on whether to invite myself or not. But I decided not to, didn't wanna crash it or anything. BUT COME ON MAN, A PARTY AT MACCAS, $10 FOR ADMISSION PER PERSON? I COULD'VE PAID AND STAYED OUT OF YOUR WAY! Couldn't you have at least tried to make me feel like I belonged for once? I could've been the person that took ALL your photos without complaining about not being in a single one of them. I could've been the person that ate all your food scraps...I could've been the 'it' person in tiggy and you all could've run away from me and hide from me. Then I'd come to the conclusion that we'd switched to playing Hide and Seek, so then I could be looking for you guys while yous went to the bathroom to touch up on make up..I could've been the person that got you the extra toilet paper while you were in the toilet. I could've wandered in the background while you guys laughed and shared stories with each other. I could've been anything you wished. You could've had it all. But no. Nevertheless, I am willing to disregard all of the unkind acts you have done to hurt me oh so badly, and make it up to you...*birthday sex plays* Naaaah man, that's so original. What about some screamo? Nup, has no meaning.. oh, i have the perfect song, *ruffles through drawer* the dramatic Korean song that was played during the 'dropping of the boxes' ritual that took place in Coles, Richmond Plaza, 2009. *sighs* oh come on, you can sing along if you want! I have it all on tape as well! We can play it at his wedding! Ah man, this post is so freaking random, I am so sorry, I just wanted to make your day just that little bit better! Haha, omfg I’m typing this on Word, and it’s like 700+ words long, you should feel honoured! I stayed up so bloody late to type you this post..and it’ gone on for much longer than I’d intended, so I'll cut it at here. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MK LE! HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY LOOOOOOOOVE ♥ ♥ OXOXOXOoh my gosh, i read all of the previous posts..weak effort from some, none of them top this! :D and why did everyone stop posting after i posted my one.. eh, oh well, 8-) (L) (HAHAAHH POSSIBLY THE BEST ONE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR BUT IMMA MAKE A BETTER ONE)
Nathan: mmmmmm..mmm..mmm happy bday's, hope ya have a good day, talk to you soonish. x (LOOL ITS FUNNY CAUS YOURE GAY, BUT YEAH LOVE YOU)
Dillon: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MK! Have a great day man! See you in approx. 15hrs and 19mins. Enjoy it while it lasts! :) (Aww, you actually pt effort to count down the minutes? What a retard.. no life...NAH I KID, I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU KHONG CO TIEN)
