LOL MOMENT #1

I forgot to blog this the other day but it's too fkn funny and I want to remember this in future years when I reread my blog so I can bag Gav. ANYWAY after movies we were just walking to the carpark and suddenly Gav stops and is like "what. The. Actual. Fuck. " and on his shirt and his hand (that just touched his shirt) was a MASSIVE FKN BOOGER. It was one of those slimey- solidy boogers. A touch of green and I swear there was a tiny bit of red. He was so grossed out and felt like vomiting AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. We came to the conclusion that he probably got it from the cinemas cause little kids sometimes swipe their snot on seats????? ANYWAY THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FKN GROSS