My dad is legit the worse speller cause he dropped out of school when he was in Australia. So we tested him on a few words.
Because to him was spelt b-e-a-c-o-s
Knife was spelt k-n-i-f-n-e
Temperature to him was spelt t-e-m-p-i-c-u-r-e
And there were many more and we all pissed ourselves laughing cause he was so confident and cocky. I can finally understand where my poor English skills came from. Everything just makes sense now