Asian daddy.

Dad: There's a sale at Arpot.
Mum: What? iPod?
Dad: No, Arpot.
Mum: iPhone?
Dad; Ar-pod. The one in Abbostford. The factory outlet. Arpod.
Me: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH. BARDOT. WHAT THE HELL.
Dad: Yeah!
Uyen: HSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

LOL.