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Monday, December 27

"So, do you have updog?"

And they'll be, "What's updog?"
And you'll be "Nothing, HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAH."
And they'll be like, "What?"
And you'll explain, "What's. Up. Dog."
And they'll be, "AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"
And you guys will be laughing for around 5 minutes.

Or, they'll say, "What's that?" instead of "What's updog?"
And that's when you stay silent and awkward.

Just a tip when first meeting someone or for every awkward silence, just use this line. Works all the time! Trust me..